Wonkette's weekly service to our readers: Translating Tina Brown's Thursday column in the Washington Post. We understand it so that you don't have to. Tina saysTina meansThere was such demand to get into a small screening at the Beekman Theatre on Monday night that executive producer and host Harvey Weinstein moved the celebrity crowd to the thousand-seat Ziegfeld Theatre. This was a canny PR move.I am resisting the urge to comment on how we could have all fit into the Beekman if Harvey wasn't there. Lard ass.There was only a one-week frenzy window between Gippermania and the pending Clinton memoir, and Weinstein flew right through it.It was a really big window.Attempted suppression is a promotional must these days.CNBC is surpressing Topic A, everyone! Really! Free Topic A! Free Topic A!The buzz is deafening.I can no longer hear the voice in my head telling me to do bad things.Weinstein had the wheeze of screening "Fahrenheit 9/11" with a different celebrity host virtually every night this week. . .Sometimes I just replace words in a sentence with whatever sound I'm making at the time.
Thursdays with Tina: The Buzz Is Deafening
Thursdays with Tina: The Buzz Is Deafening
Thursdays with Tina: The Buzz Is Deafening
Wonkette's weekly service to our readers: Translating Tina Brown's Thursday column in the Washington Post. We understand it so that you don't have to. Tina saysTina meansThere was such demand to get into a small screening at the Beekman Theatre on Monday night that executive producer and host Harvey Weinstein moved the celebrity crowd to the thousand-seat Ziegfeld Theatre. This was a canny PR move.I am resisting the urge to comment on how we could have all fit into the Beekman if Harvey wasn't there. Lard ass.There was only a one-week frenzy window between Gippermania and the pending Clinton memoir, and Weinstein flew right through it.It was a really big window.Attempted suppression is a promotional must these days.CNBC is surpressing Topic A, everyone! Really! Free Topic A! Free Topic A!The buzz is deafening.I can no longer hear the voice in my head telling me to do bad things.Weinstein had the wheeze of screening "Fahrenheit 9/11" with a different celebrity host virtually every night this week. . .Sometimes I just replace words in a sentence with whatever sound I'm making at the time.