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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Marla loses child support payments because Tiffany's out of college, and, after Paul Ryan gets through with them, Tiffany will also be off her mother's health insurance as well.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

After I retired, I just stopped getting haircuts.

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Looks like they finally ran into the small business person who demanded the money up front.

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Clearly, the hairstylist lady has a natural immunity to affluenza.

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WellIGotNothing's avatar

I'm getting the impression that people are really not trusting the republican attempts at repealing obamacare "root and branch" and replacing it with a "better program".

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Friedrich's avatar

Have they not learned that associating with Drumpf is the fastest way to lose credibility and respect? Because even a hairdresser can see what everyone in Hollywood sees -- Drumpf is a plague!

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H0mer0's avatar

sorta like the IRS scrutiny thing that they tried to pin on the big O.

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H0mer0's avatar

yeah, that will pay my quickly rising rent, utilities, DSL, copier, etc (wait a minute! why do I even have to bother with a copier when they were supposed to make EVERYTHING electronic?)

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H0mer0's avatar

That's another thing! Once you make a financial agreement, you don't go back on it like that! (again, unless you are rich and got that way by sucking up to the rich and screwing the "little people.")

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H0mer0's avatar

[My S.O. likes "Old Navy" even though he's an "Old Coastie."]

I thought old Navy, like Ralph Lauren using extremely white people to market an appeal to an era that existed in the feverish dreams of the nouveau riche.

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devans00's avatar

Why the heck does Maples thinks she deserves to get free stuff from regular working folks? I swear the trump clan thinks they were elected into royalty. Hope they get snapped back to reality really hard.

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devans00's avatar

True that.

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devans00's avatar

Yep, Marla has skillz to get trump to marry an American and native English speaker.

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devans00's avatar

Gotta make sure the rubes remember to include them on any gravy train trump may have going.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Please, Trump begging lady. We understand perfectly.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

What's the exchange rate with boot straps?

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