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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Marla loses child support payments because Tiffany's out of college, and, after Paul Ryan gets through with them, Tiffany will also be off her mother's health insurance as well.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

After I retired, I just stopped getting haircuts.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Looks like they finally ran into the small business person who demanded the money up front.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Clearly, the hairstylist lady has a natural immunity to affluenza.

WellIGotNothing's avatar

I'm getting the impression that people are really not trusting the republican attempts at repealing obamacare "root and branch" and replacing it with a "better program".

Friedrich's avatar

Have they not learned that associating with Drumpf is the fastest way to lose credibility and respect? Because even a hairdresser can see what everyone in Hollywood sees -- Drumpf is a plague!

H0mer0's avatar

sorta like the IRS scrutiny thing that they tried to pin on the big O.

H0mer0's avatar

yeah, that will pay my quickly rising rent, utilities, DSL, copier, etc (wait a minute! why do I even have to bother with a copier when they were supposed to make EVERYTHING electronic?)

H0mer0's avatar

That's another thing! Once you make a financial agreement, you don't go back on it like that! (again, unless you are rich and got that way by sucking up to the rich and screwing the "little people.")

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[My S.O. likes "Old Navy" even though he's an "Old Coastie."]

I thought old Navy, like Ralph Lauren using extremely white people to market an appeal to an era that existed in the feverish dreams of the nouveau riche.

devans00's avatar

Why the heck does Maples thinks she deserves to get free stuff from regular working folks? I swear the trump clan thinks they were elected into royalty. Hope they get snapped back to reality really hard.

devans00's avatar

Yep, Marla has skillz to get trump to marry an American and native English speaker.

devans00's avatar

Gotta make sure the rubes remember to include them on any gravy train trump may have going.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Please, Trump begging lady. We understand perfectly.

Reddishrabbit's avatar

What's the exchange rate with boot straps?