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My mom's best friend(they're both in their later 70's) "hears" ghosts, apparently. I don't believe her, but I don't challenge her either.

With that Nancy Guthrie case she "had a dream where Nancy was dead and wanted people to know that she is dead in a cave, but Nancy doesn't know where the cave is, sadly".

I said she should call the FBI tip line, and my mom gave me a look. Now we all live on the east coast, surely there is a ghost hearing person closer than North Carolina, maybe one who knows about caves in the southwest even!(if they exist, which I do not believe they do).

My mom had just had a total knee replacement, and I've been told my face is an open book, so you can get I was just staring at the ground. Otherwise, I would have rolled my eyes and/or laughed, because this lady hears dead folks ALL THE DAMN TIME.

Including my father, who she never met and my sister, who she did meet but my sister didn't like her and if there is an afterlife, I really can't see my sister doing that at all. I mean, she was my sister for 40 years of my life. Also, why would my dad talk to a random lady he never met?

My mom is very into Jesus(I know I disappoint her with my heathen self), and I just worry that mom's friend will say something upsetting.

Lol, I did tell my mom if i die before her, "if 'friend' says she hears me, that mom should know friend isn't telling the truth, because I would never". I'm going to be as salty in death as I am in life.

My mom's like "what if she's the only person who can hear you?"........ well, I didn't say this to my mom, but that would be rude on the part of the universe.

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"Woo space".

Brilliant.

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He did his own research:

“I wouldn’t tell you I’m an expert in nuclear, but I’ve learned quite a bit, and I’ve studied it and have read quite a bit about it, and I’m competent to sit at the table and discuss it, and Jared [Kushner] is as well,” Witkoff said on “The Mark Levin Show.”

https://www.ms.now/news/trump-iran-nuclear-reactor-war-evidence

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FUCK I am so angry about this.

I've had convos on this here message board with John T about r-process nucleosynthesis and why fusion weapons don't do the same things as supernovae. An interesting discussion and we decided that it was a function of thermal and pressure effects - possibly magnetic. He wasn't an expert (apart from being a well-respected astrophysicist) and neither am I (a tosser), but fun.

Do you think Witkoff and Kushner could do that? No, of course they fucking can't.

DUNNING KRUGER

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No. But we've moved on from competency, it's all about clout-chasing

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As a lieutenant, I pulled nuclear alert in an aardvark with two or three nuclear weapons, with a quite a few kilotons of boom booms (not far from Oxford).

It was supposed to be survivable. I imagine that was a fib.

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Very survivable for the desk jockeys who wrote the reports. Gamma rays don't exactly amble, shuffle, or stumble around, they put their track shoes on and light out for the territories

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I read a book about the brain, and I volunteer to do surgery on Levin, should the need arise. If any of you have watched an episode of MASH or ER I would like you to assist.

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I HAVE A KNIFE CAN I HELP!!!!???? Sorry did't mean to raise my voice.

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Yes of course! Bring your knife from home!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I read a book about ape cognition once. It was very good and I learned a lot.

Let's go for it!

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

We’ll use the traditional conservative I’ll-wash-your-hand-you-wash-mine. I’m sure that will be sterile. Sterile enough, anyhow.

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"I don't know how much I don't know."

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"And here are the US ambassadors, Mr Dunning and Mr Kruger"

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I'm at the "MAKE IT STOP! I CANNOT TAKE IT ANY MORE!" stage right now.

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This was me yesterday, when I learned they used 8-yr old surveillance data that lead to the bombing of that girls school. I was pretty much sick to my stomach all day.

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Optimized by Open AI, of course

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

It's fucking unbearable. They are so stupid. Hubris doesn't even cover it.

Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Pete Hegseth. A drunken dildo, with ears and a bad haircut.

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no ears, as that might imply he's capable of hearing/listening

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Give me a five minute debate with either of these fucking assclowns, televise it, and we'll see how much these dipshit motherfuckers know about nuclear.

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I'll play!

Not here though.

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I remember watching the Trump/Harris debate. We are way past doomed.

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You wouldn't even need to be awake.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I could be waking up after a two-day absinthe bender with gallbladder and kick them into next week.

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There are plans afoot to replace the pictures of great Britons on our banknotes with pictures of great wildlife.

This news has been received as you can imagine within the loonysphere.

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i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

https://bsky.app/profile/shardcore.org/post/3mgtxuyp6c22w

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My noms:

Blue footed Booby (Gnarly Charly)

Blobfish Boris J

Chlamydia Charles

Stulexington's avatar

As a Canadian, I object to the noble beaver being associated with this piece of trash.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Winston Churchill was actually four beavers in a suit. And a cigar.

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It's a little known fact that Churchill invented the dam buster bombs used agains the Germans in World War 2, since he appreciated the need the Nazis had for strong dams. True story.

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This goes with the post below. Maybe America will WAKE THE FUCK UP if they can't order their double caramel half caf latte using the Starbucks app.

𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝗽𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘀 '𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗳𝗮𝗿𝗲' 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗨𝗦 𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵 𝗴𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀

State news published a list of nearly 30 sites that could be targeted

https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/11/iran_threatens_us_tech_companies/

Oh, and remember who is in charge of cyber terrorism? Yeah ... it's that snot-nosed dude with the arched eyebrow.

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Why is there so much important tech in the Middle East?

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The Middle Eastern countries have spent a lot of money upgrading their connectivity to the world and lowered the prices of building data centers there. It is one of the reasons there are so many Americans in Dubai, Riyadh, etc.

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I’m $ure there’$ a rea$on!

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Without even marrying them.

Stulexington's avatar

Is it a Psyop when it's the truth?

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Sometimes the truth is psychological.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

A quick heart to heart with Elon will sort that right out.

tehbaddr's avatar

That has to make the fucker squirm.

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until it's a headline on the NY Post, he'll ignore it

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𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗜’𝗺 𝟱: 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰?

Your phone still functions when held to your ear, people!

https://arstechnica.com/culture/2026/03/explain-it-like-im-5-why-is-everyone-on-speakerphone-in-public/

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I'm half deaf, and the sound is better on speaker. It's really shitty sound if I bluetooth over to my hearing aids, which I rarely wear out on my walks. When I'm actually in public, I put it on "Do Not Disturb" and it goes to voicemail.

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Speakerphone (or earphones) lets you talk hands-free.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

But most of the people I see are standing/walking holding their phones.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

I assume anyone on speaker phone has invited everyone to join the conversation.

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They look at me strange when I approach and start shouting into their phone.

They are after all very important people.

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🎶 The wheels on the bus go THUMP, THUMP, THUMP! 🎵

𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁: 𝗥𝗙𝗞 𝗝𝗿.’𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶-𝘃𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗯𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝗚𝗢𝗣 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗽𝗼𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿

Meanwhile, Kennedy’s allies want all vaccine recommendations eliminated.

https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/03/report-trump-admin-trying-to-rein-in-rfk-jr-s-unpopular-anti-vaccine-agenda/

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This is what happens when you put an antivaxer in charge of healthcare!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Public healthcare should not be a fucking popularity contest.

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Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion

Oil tankers ablaze in the Strait of Hormuz.

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Things you people wouldn't believe.

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Caption: "Well, that's why you should never try to microwave a potato."

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"We may never see a photo that better captures the Trump era."

Maybe when he is dead...

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His MAGAts storming the Capitol was very nearly peak Trump.

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Keep your hand on your wallet and away from the ScamCoin™

𝘋𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘱𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵: 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴.

𝘕𝘰𝘸, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘴𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘱𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘍𝘛𝘊 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦-𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘌𝘊 𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘈𝘵𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘙𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘷𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘵.

𝗦𝗘𝗖, 𝗖𝗙𝗧𝗖 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗿𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁

The two agencies sealed their memorandum of understanding to link the parts of their work that overlap, and coordinated crypto oversight is among the top goals.

https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2026/03/11/sec-cftc-end-years-of-rivalry-with-deal-that-will-mean-combined-crypto-oversight

All this "enthusiasm" for ScamCoin™ still won't make it useful to the normies.

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And here we go ... no military would try a land invasion or air attack on the US homeland.

𝗨𝗦 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵 𝗴𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮 𝗰𝘆𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸; 𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻-𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗹𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻 — The U.S. medtech company experiences a global outage, with some staff devices remotely wiped

https://www.wsj.com/articles/stryker-hit-with-suspected-iran-linked-cyberattack-52f6615c?st=QTAGvn&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2026/03/iran-backed-hackers-claim-wiper-attack-on-medtech-firm-stryker/

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𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝗥𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘂𝗿𝗴𝘆 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗧𝘂𝗹𝗮 𝗢𝗯𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁. Flames engulfed the Kosogorsk Metallurgical Plant in Russia's Tula Oblast the night of March 11, according to videos and photographs from local residents published on social media.

https://kyivindependent.com/massive-fire-reported-at-russian-metallurgy-plant-in-tula-oblast/?mc_cid=b94c7e8d54

The Wanderer's avatar

Drone? Storm Shadow? Flamingo?

Or Worker Imadumbski?

Dirk MacDiarmid's avatar

300 Ukrainian psychics working together.

Free beach's avatar

Here today, drone tomorrow.

tehbaddr's avatar

cnn:

"The world just smashed the emergency glass on oil prices. Now it’s up to Trump for a long-term fix"

We are fucked.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

That sounds like the kind of bs his campaign sold. "Only I can save you"

tehbaddr's avatar

He's never really been able to do anything with competence. Except steal money.

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It's as if he's some sort of conman.

🤔

tehbaddr's avatar

Midway Game Carny.

tehbaddr's avatar

Yup create a problem, do something half assed,, claim victory and accomplishment.

"Only Trump could do it!"

Free beach's avatar

See east White House wing for details.

Free beach's avatar

You can always tell who a witness of consequence against Orange turnip may be in hearings over Epstein.

The repukecons don’t show.