Once again demonstrating his pathological jealousy of former president Obama, today Trump said he admired the way Obama “bopped” down stairs without falling. And it occurred to me that it’s only a matter of time until TACO takes a tumble. He’s a fat old man in cheap shoes, sporting a florid case of neck gonorrhea along with his trademark hand bruises (likely from treatment for something I wish were terminal), but there are worse things that could happen to him. Falling on camera is one of them. It’s only a matter of time.
DOOCY: If Iran tries to hit us back, have you been briefed about how many Iran sleeper cells there could be inside the US right now?
TRUMP: I have been, and a lot of people came in through Biden with his stupid open border. But we know where most of them are..
OK, Stinky, then why the fuck haven't you rounded them up? You're rounding up dishwashers and factory workers and farm workers but you're letting the Iranian sleeper cells do their business?
In January of '24, after much backing-and-forthing, I took possession of a 2021 Chevy Bolt all-electric buggy. GM bought it back from the first owner after multiple battery woes. Today, 26 months and 10,000 miles later, was the first day the battery charged to 100%! Whoo! Mad with power, I am, over here.
Given recent events, and let's go back maybe even 10 years to get them all in; I'll go out on a limb and say of the two, Tarrio is less disgusting, murderous and dangerous to America.
Oh, he'll still vote for it and still vote to nuke the filibuster to pass it.
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Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) ruffled feathers in his own party last month when he became the only Democratic senator who appeared to back President Donald Trump's SAVE America Act, a bill that would impose draconian new restrictions on the right to vote.
In an interview with CBS's Major Garrett released on Wednesday, however, he appeared to walk back that approval.
While the bill has "some truths" in it, Fetterman said, “I don't support [it], in its current state.”
ALSO READ: Trump may be trying to provoke an attack on American soil
He also took a moment to slam Trump's ongoing conspiracy theories about voting by mail. “The president is constantly critical on mail-in voting. And that's ridiculous. It's safe,” said Fetterman. “I can't ever vote for that, because I could never agree, something that's just not true."
Took myself to a show over in Vermont for my birthday, and I do love this venue, but I’ve never been in a room reeking of this much bad weed in my life. And I went to Oberlin.
the only people I have ever known who really had heightened powers of sight were both women from irish families that had a history of the women in the familty having 'second sight' or whatever they called it. The police actually did use them but secretly.
My grandmother knew when every baby in our family was coming and exactly what sex they would be at birth... (she had 2 grandchildren who transitioned but they told her it didn't count against her record)
She didn't have the power to see who the carrier would be, which was a fucking hoot in itself when we got old enough to play the game, but she had 29 grandchildren and 22 GGchildren before she died and she missed ZERO!
My sister has this weird thing that no matter where in the world she goes, she meets someone with a connection to our family. It's the oddest thing. That's not a power of sight, but it's certainly a remarkable coincidence.
How do I explain to my family that I ignore them in life because I am lonelier around them than I am when I am alone, so DON'T TRY TO REACH ME when I am dead because I ain't answering back!
I'm not really equipped with subtlety and compassion... especially when I don't like the people I should be subtle and compassionate with.
Don’t explain anything just tell them you don’t want to be in contact with them anymore. Be blunt about what you want from them (nothing) and then ignore them.
"Look, I'm doing etherial plane stuff here, I don't have time for this fucking material plane bullshit. Go and pay your taxes or some pedestrian shit."
TikTok 'Psychic' PFFFTTTT!!!111!1!1!!!
My only trusted source is Dionne Warwick's Psychic Friends!
Miss Cleo has entered the chat
Once again demonstrating his pathological jealousy of former president Obama, today Trump said he admired the way Obama “bopped” down stairs without falling. And it occurred to me that it’s only a matter of time until TACO takes a tumble. He’s a fat old man in cheap shoes, sporting a florid case of neck gonorrhea along with his trademark hand bruises (likely from treatment for something I wish were terminal), but there are worse things that could happen to him. Falling on camera is one of them. It’s only a matter of time.
DOOCY: If Iran tries to hit us back, have you been briefed about how many Iran sleeper cells there could be inside the US right now?
TRUMP: I have been, and a lot of people came in through Biden with his stupid open border. But we know where most of them are..
OK, Stinky, then why the fuck haven't you rounded them up? You're rounding up dishwashers and factory workers and farm workers but you're letting the Iranian sleeper cells do their business?
::closes laptop, smacks head::
Worthless lying stinky ass.
Weirdly NICETEIM!
In January of '24, after much backing-and-forthing, I took possession of a 2021 Chevy Bolt all-electric buggy. GM bought it back from the first owner after multiple battery woes. Today, 26 months and 10,000 miles later, was the first day the battery charged to 100%! Whoo! Mad with power, I am, over here.
Enrique Tarrio, head of the Proud Boys, gets a selfie with L'il Marco, who later denied knowing his constituent.
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/enrique-tarrio-on-selfie-with-marco-rubio-what-are-you-gonna-do-40530509/
Given recent events, and let's go back maybe even 10 years to get them all in; I'll go out on a limb and say of the two, Tarrio is less disgusting, murderous and dangerous to America.
If there is anything the Rethugs are expert at, it's the self-own.
I didn't realize he denied it afterwards
Dude
There are pictures 📷
Worthless fucking vermin. Both of them.
Blame gallbladder.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!eWZb!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2Fc9d50651-012a-44ff-ba95-d485a52e72fe%2F9f6fedd9-589c-43db-9b69-ca9bf32e7792.jpeg
THAT'S THE TICKET!!!
Oh, he'll still vote for it and still vote to nuke the filibuster to pass it.
***
Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) ruffled feathers in his own party last month when he became the only Democratic senator who appeared to back President Donald Trump's SAVE America Act, a bill that would impose draconian new restrictions on the right to vote.
In an interview with CBS's Major Garrett released on Wednesday, however, he appeared to walk back that approval.
While the bill has "some truths" in it, Fetterman said, “I don't support [it], in its current state.”
ALSO READ: Trump may be trying to provoke an attack on American soil
He also took a moment to slam Trump's ongoing conspiracy theories about voting by mail. “The president is constantly critical on mail-in voting. And that's ridiculous. It's safe,” said Fetterman. “I can't ever vote for that, because I could never agree, something that's just not true."
Oh, that dishevelled man who sleeps on Fox News' couch and probably needs in-home care, he's saying things again?
Seen on blueskee:
Took myself to a show over in Vermont for my birthday, and I do love this venue, but I’ve never been in a room reeking of this much bad weed in my life. And I went to Oberlin.
'blue-skee'
Thanks. Fixed.
Wowsers.
It has come to pass - I paid 5.99/gal for gas today. $118 to fill the tank.
Did you get a set of tumblers too?
fuuuuuuck.
Anyone watch the Curse of Oak Island? The narrator used to annoy me, but now half the reason I watch it is for him. I've leaned into it.
Not in several years. Isn't that the same announcer for Ancient Aliens, Skinwalker Ranch?
MRK says so, below.
He's also the narrator for Ancient Aliens. And the voice actor for a character in one of my favorite video games.
The guys on Oak Island, however, are idiots.
Most of them are. I like the Laginas. I've just been watching so long, I can't stop.
the only people I have ever known who really had heightened powers of sight were both women from irish families that had a history of the women in the familty having 'second sight' or whatever they called it. The police actually did use them but secretly.
My grandmother knew when every baby in our family was coming and exactly what sex they would be at birth... (she had 2 grandchildren who transitioned but they told her it didn't count against her record)
She didn't have the power to see who the carrier would be, which was a fucking hoot in itself when we got old enough to play the game, but she had 29 grandchildren and 22 GGchildren before she died and she missed ZERO!
BETTER THAN THE GODDAMNED '72 DOLPHINS!
My sister has this weird thing that no matter where in the world she goes, she meets someone with a connection to our family. It's the oddest thing. That's not a power of sight, but it's certainly a remarkable coincidence.
Like the Hoosiers in Vonnegut's "Cat's Cradle."
Or just a very large family.
LOL, maybe.
Then you realize your wallet is gone
Simba listening to the news this afternoon.
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The 'blep' is what makes it
🐱💛
An editorial blep, there.
😄
TEAM LET ME KNOW WHEN THE COMMERCIALS COME ON 2026!!!
How do I explain to my family that I ignore them in life because I am lonelier around them than I am when I am alone, so DON'T TRY TO REACH ME when I am dead because I ain't answering back!
I'm not really equipped with subtlety and compassion... especially when I don't like the people I should be subtle and compassionate with.
Don’t explain anything just tell them you don’t want to be in contact with them anymore. Be blunt about what you want from them (nothing) and then ignore them.
"Look, I'm doing etherial plane stuff here, I don't have time for this fucking material plane bullshit. Go and pay your taxes or some pedestrian shit."
"Is anybody there?"
"Fuck off, I'm busy"
"New phone who dis?"
Singer Nina Hagen is 71 years old today. Here she is in 1985 performing Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit In The Sky":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ2UROhv-PI
And here she is with "Personal Jesus":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAa7RV9mmRU
I think the first time I heard her was White Punks On Dope.
New York, New York is Critical 1980s Playlist
https://youtu.be/jShLbPCGCSk
If I hadn't already known she was born in East Germany, I'd have guessed it in one.
Hahaha
https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-blasts-rotten-reporter-after-she-reminds-him-his-own-ag-contradicted-his-election-claim/
Fucking igmo.
Actually, that's good reporting.
Dumb ass.
While on occasion I've found it valuable, Tarot doesn't predict shit. It's strength is as a meditative tool; therapy with nifty pictures if you will.
Exactly.