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Yes, but they're big hairy MEN. Suddenly my women's pro wrestling fetish seems a lot more presidential.

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So what's Obomba's excuse? Tobacco withdrawl?

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Yeah, I was surprised when I saw him following me, too.

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Seriously...and this dude is allowed around children?!

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Here Tim...<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=H-CYJf2o7ZQ" target="_blank">This one's</a> on the house. Just don't replace Hail to the Chief with it, or you'll owe Zevon's estate an assload of money.

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oh you sexy tease you.

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tim tim tim hold on to that Y chromosome stuff for a later date!!! the crazy X's haven't declared yet!!

dude you are SO going to <i>need that junk and there are like 19 months to go!!!</i>

(there is clearly an upcoming tarantino moving in the republican primaries. also, i just made myself v v sad calculating 19 months.)

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I bet Timmy's wife spanks him nightly and not in the nice way.

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And notice that the Republican himself is in no danger whatsoever...he's a tough guy by just being a spectator, apparently.

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All that sweeping and the plaintive cry of "hurry hard, hurry hard"... no wonder he gets off on it.

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Tim Pawlenty is the ideal candidate for those who find Mitt Romney a little too raw and authentic.

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Yes, but they're big hairy MEN. Suddenly my women's pro wrestling fetish seems a lot more presidential.

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So what's Obomba's excuse? Tobacco withdrawl?

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Yeah, I was surprised when I saw him following me, too.

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Seriously...and this dude is allowed around children?!

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Here Tim...<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=H-CYJf2o7ZQ" target="_blank">This one's</a> on the house. Just don't replace Hail to the Chief with it, or you'll owe Zevon's estate an assload of money.

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