Tim Pawlenty's wife Mary just discovered yet another reason out of a presumably infinite list why it would suck to be married to someone running two years early for a 2012 presidential nomination: because your husband will begin all of his stump speeches by extolling you as an object of sexual desire. Then you will have to step up before the hooting crowd, smile prettily, and say, "Yes, I am quite comely, am I not? I hope to feature in your erotic reveries, tonight!" All so your husband might someday have a shot at getting his paws on the nuclear launch codes. America is vulgar and gross, is what we are trying to say.
Tim Pawlenty Hopes His Wife Arouses Iowa Voters
Tim Pawlenty Hopes His Wife Arouses Iowa…
Tim Pawlenty Hopes His Wife Arouses Iowa Voters
Tim Pawlenty's wife Mary just discovered yet another reason out of a presumably infinite list why it would suck to be married to someone running two years early for a 2012 presidential nomination: because your husband will begin all of his stump speeches by extolling you as an object of sexual desire. Then you will have to step up before the hooting crowd, smile prettily, and say, "Yes, I am quite comely, am I not? I hope to feature in your erotic reveries, tonight!" All so your husband might someday have a shot at getting his paws on the nuclear launch codes. America is vulgar and gross, is what we are trying to say.