Tim Pawlenty has been running for president for years now; yesterday, he made it official in a video that utilized quick cuts and a shaking camera so you couldn't put your finger on exactly how boring he is. This man will really have to do anything to make himself seem interesting, and in Iowa, he may have figured out one solution: to speak in a rootin' tootin' non-Minnesota accent that sounds like it comes from a cartoon. "Weh have the firsst and only gov'ment shutdown in the hundred an' fiftee year hist'ry of mah state, on mah watch," said Pawlenty, shooting both of his guns in the air, smashing a bottle of whiskey on the pianey, and buying a slave with the change left over from his bar tab.
i wish there would be a ken layne late night post as i am pretty hopped up on cold meds and red wine and will prolly soon end up on lolcatz or something.
And in Atlanta, it's Coke....no matter what it really is: "Hon, what kinda coke youuwan? We got orange coke, and 7up coke, and root beer coke...."
i wish there would be a ken layne late night post as i am pretty hopped up on cold meds and red wine and will prolly soon end up on lolcatz or something.
And in Atlanta, it's Coke....no matter what it really is: "Hon, what kinda coke youuwan? We got orange coke, and 7up coke, and root beer coke...."
Toy Story 2 reference FTW!
Thank you for the correction. I like...correction.
Pastor Terry Jones?
Affecting a southern accent? Well, god bless him.
I know Yoesmite Sam. Yosemite Sam is a good friend of mine. T-Paw ain't no Yoesmite Sam.
Thufferin' Thuccotash
i guess this is why garrison keillor is quitting.
i heard john kerry today (and am about to again).
man he is SOOO ornery. course, if i lost to george bush i would be too.