No sex, no football career boo hoo hoo. Tim Tebow is so good at football that nobody will let him play, probably because they're intimidated. (Haha, just kidding, they won't let him play because he is bad at footballing. ) If you'll remember, he's sort of a hero to the religious right, because while he fails repeatedly on the astroturf, know what turf he'll never fail on, because he won't even touch it? That's right, it is LADY TURF. He is protecting his Tebow-ner, because it belongs to Jesus, NO GIRLS ALLOWED.
Why is it the guys stick with the virginity pledge? Is it because they are more resolute or because they don't get a physical symptom of their lack of commitment(pregnancy, I'm talking about getting knocked up) And any rate, girls can become born again virgins, sometimes reborn every day. Why not guys? "Oooops. Sorry Jeebus, my peen slipped and I'm not a wirgin any more. Can you take care of that for me? Thanks, Savior. You're the best!"
Tim Tebow is a priest without a robe. He is a man of God without being Roman Catholic, because who has ever known any Catholic to practice abstinence? In other words, he is a gridiron closet case for Christ (GCCC). His mother must be very proud, unless she was looking forward to being a grandmother. His major problem appears to be that he just is not very good when it comes to sportsball, on or off the field. He should get a cooking show.
Okay... So when someone pledges abstinence til marriage, does that imply that both partners have to abstain or that just the pledging partner abstains??? I'd be okay with my partner pledging abstinence as long as I'm allowed a side piece, nah mean?
I would say honey should have just hung in there, but it's not like he has an actual career right now. So, losses cut, moving on...
(Bristol Palin!) who’ve made MANY MONEYS off promoting No Sexytime while secretly tossing their legs in the air like they just don’t care (bareback every time apparently!)...
Maybe Ted Cruz needs to take Bristol into the men's room at his dorm with a pocket full of quarters?
"Greg Tim, honey...is it supposed to be this soft?"
If any of you have as much spare time as I do,
http://www.sbnation.com/201...
Is Tim Tebow still a thing, though?
He was so bad at sportsballin' no ne can stand to have him on their team; and the NFL is not as forgiving as, say, Jesus.
All he has left is his virginity!
Love that photo. Roll Tide Roll!
Why is it the guys stick with the virginity pledge? Is it because they are more resolute or because they don't get a physical symptom of their lack of commitment(pregnancy, I'm talking about getting knocked up) And any rate, girls can become born again virgins, sometimes reborn every day. Why not guys? "Oooops. Sorry Jeebus, my peen slipped and I'm not a wirgin any more. Can you take care of that for me? Thanks, Savior. You're the best!"
Tim Tebow is a priest without a robe. He is a man of God without being Roman Catholic, because who has ever known any Catholic to practice abstinence? In other words, he is a gridiron closet case for Christ (GCCC). His mother must be very proud, unless she was looking forward to being a grandmother. His major problem appears to be that he just is not very good when it comes to sportsball, on or off the field. He should get a cooking show.
Maybe he is bad at sportsball because of an excess inventory of precious bodily fluids.
Okay... So when someone pledges abstinence til marriage, does that imply that both partners have to abstain or that just the pledging partner abstains??? I'd be okay with my partner pledging abstinence as long as I'm allowed a side piece, nah mean?
I would say honey should have just hung in there, but it's not like he has an actual career right now. So, losses cut, moving on...
Pfft, we all know he would be bent over to take Jesus's holy sceptre in a heartbeat
Is it in ?
My gaydar just scared away all the pigeons outside......
He did it for tips.
Mine cooked popcorn in the next room.
Thank you, Brendan.
If we find out he doesn't masturbate either, then throw him in Guantanamo because he's probably a psycho terrorist.
(Bristol Palin!) who’ve made MANY MONEYS off promoting No Sexytime while secretly tossing their legs in the air like they just don’t care (bareback every time apparently!)...
Maybe Ted Cruz needs to take Bristol into the men's room at his dorm with a pocket full of quarters?