Come ON, South Carolina, it is 160+ YEARS past time you need to pull your heads out of the ass of the Confederacy and join the 21st century. You got that hate-flag taken down; now continue the Lord's good works by voting this Graham Cracker out.
So sad for MAGAts that tried to wear "moderate" skin, only to have his face snacked on because stoopit.
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Top White House officials are expressing frustration with former Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin, accusing him of failing to adequately combat Democrats' successful redistricting referendum that could deliver the party as many as four additional House seats, reported Politico.
"The West Wing thinks Youngkin should have done more in Virginia," said one senior White House official. A person close to the White House went further, asserting that Youngkin bears direct responsibility for enabling the Democratic victory by leaving a special legislative session open.
"If Youngkin hadn't left the special session open, Louise Lucas would never have had the chance to ram through those maps," the source said, referencing the Democratic state senator who spearheaded the redistricting effort. "So he has some responsibility for losing these seats." Legal experts dispute whether governors possess the authority to adjourn sessions once commenced.
The recriminations represent yet another setback in Trump's ambitious mid-decade redistricting campaign, which has yielded a near-complete stalemate rather than the Republican gains the president envisioned. Democrats' Virginia success, combined with gains in California and a court-drawn seat in Utah, has essentially erased Republican advantages gained from maps redrawn in Texas, North Carolina, Ohio and Missouri.
Youngkin's political standing has deteriorated markedly. Previously mentioned as a potential candidate for Labor Secretary and Department of Homeland Security Secretary positions, he now faces exclusion from Trump administration opportunities.
Here's the problem. Dans is "so smart" he walks down escalators; hope it's not going up at the time. I guess going down the up escalator is no more problematic that 500%, 1000%, 1500% cuts in medications. Their math is upside down and they go down up escalators.
It would be really bad if Iranian hackers shared what they found with the Dem campaigns.
It'd scar the psyches of readers for life.
....bring it on if it causes him to lose an election, tho.
'although the Washington Post (that’s a gift link) chickened out on saying “warboner.”'
Excursion Chubby!
Just yesterday I was asking here about Lindsey. I was told he's looking for his bubble wand.
He was picking ladybugs offa thangs....
DOJ is changing the classification of marijuana. Sometimes I forget that the government is still running, at least on some level.
In college once time ( I lie. More than 1.) A couple guys went to find 'Heysus'.
That's Jesus in Spanish. They did not at all seem particularly religious, but whatever.
They came back late, higher than a kite.
Jesus was their pot dealer.
katy tur: "what's that "poly" word i'm thinking of?"
ashley parker or other talking head: "polymarket or kalshi?"
"kt: "yeah, that's it."
pollywollydoodlealltheday?
Can't see this without thinking of Julie Edwards (nee Andrews) and that scene.....
polywellyoudontdokoupilitformeanymore.
NEW THREAD! NEW THREAD! The last time hours passed this slow I was visiting the NICU.
If today's blog went any slower, it'd be yesterday's?
My dudes, we read this blog way too many times a day!
Come ON, South Carolina, it is 160+ YEARS past time you need to pull your heads out of the ass of the Confederacy and join the 21st century. You got that hate-flag taken down; now continue the Lord's good works by voting this Graham Cracker out.
- former Carolinian
What did prostate cancer do to deserve this?
The Iran war is Grahams Viagra.
There's nothing straight about Lindsey's Hormuz.
And Disney world.
🎼It's a small, small weenus.🎵
Lindsey likes to visit 'Its a Small World ' to better understand foreign policy.
Do you know how hard it is to find a DC twink rentboy who keeps “secrets?”
How much money you got?
Once it lasted for over four hours he was all in.
All in Trump's rectum.
Michelle Obama started two hives in 2009 so Mel had to try and one up her.
Melania Trump is growing the White House honey program with a new beehive
https://abcnews.com/US/wireStory/buzz-melania-trump-growing-white-house-honey-program-132351627?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us
The only person with a new beehive who should be in the White House is Kate Pierson.
using killer bees, no doubt
I'm pretty sure this is the nicest thing she has done in her entire adult life. I'm actually shocked the hives are still there.
She got stung in her present marriage so she thought she’d try a safer hobby.
They probably didn't notice them in his last term.
What's with this sudden focus on Melanie? She's been practically MIA for most of his tenure. I hope the bees hate her.
Epstein crap is about to drop and she's freaking.
They're worried about trump and want her there to run the country if he drops into a coma.
Maybe she'll find out she's allergic when the bees swarm her ass.
Can bees sting through silicone?
White House chef: 'Too bad we'll never use any of the honey cuz' the Demented Orange Traitor eats like a rabid raccoon out of a dumpster.'
I didn’t know murder hornets made honey.
A "beehive in the shape of the White House," no less.
The lamp disguises didn’t work. Bee suit will keep him away.
Is there going to be room for any bees with all of the gold crap in there?
Not her hair? Disappoint!
She’s afraid it would be too Jackie O.
Heinous honey-pot humor to follow...
"bee best??"
Arbee d'Ar!
that fucking guy again??
Damn! I thought you'd have a dilemma with that one as it featured "bee" this time around (thought I could sneak this one past you).
I did not miss it :|
oh fucking internet winnar right there!!!
Melania, honey, you thought it was the hairstyle, didn't you?
Killer Bees south of the border commence to making travel plans.
When can we expect fuckface to have it paved over?
So sad for MAGAts that tried to wear "moderate" skin, only to have his face snacked on because stoopit.
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Top White House officials are expressing frustration with former Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin, accusing him of failing to adequately combat Democrats' successful redistricting referendum that could deliver the party as many as four additional House seats, reported Politico.
"The West Wing thinks Youngkin should have done more in Virginia," said one senior White House official. A person close to the White House went further, asserting that Youngkin bears direct responsibility for enabling the Democratic victory by leaving a special legislative session open.
"If Youngkin hadn't left the special session open, Louise Lucas would never have had the chance to ram through those maps," the source said, referencing the Democratic state senator who spearheaded the redistricting effort. "So he has some responsibility for losing these seats." Legal experts dispute whether governors possess the authority to adjourn sessions once commenced.
The recriminations represent yet another setback in Trump's ambitious mid-decade redistricting campaign, which has yielded a near-complete stalemate rather than the Republican gains the president envisioned. Democrats' Virginia success, combined with gains in California and a court-drawn seat in Utah, has essentially erased Republican advantages gained from maps redrawn in Texas, North Carolina, Ohio and Missouri.
Youngkin's political standing has deteriorated markedly. Previously mentioned as a potential candidate for Labor Secretary and Department of Homeland Security Secretary positions, he now faces exclusion from Trump administration opportunities.
douche+vest+window=?
Douche in a Fleece Vest did his best.
And those DAMN VOTERS!
Fake Folksy, Faschy Fleece Vests is getting his face chewed on? So sorry to hear it.
A narcissist can never fail, only be failed.
Guess the ski vest gambit was not the tactical success he thought it would be.
He figured it worked for Michael j fox,,,,,
I can see him as an Alex P. Keaton wannabe.
This year, Cocktober will be followed by Sexennial November.
And then Dickcember.
Too soon!! It's barely spring.
I always look forward to Julabia myself.
I like my ceasefire with extra shelling for flavor.
Here's the problem. Dans is "so smart" he walks down escalators; hope it's not going up at the time. I guess going down the up escalator is no more problematic that 500%, 1000%, 1500% cuts in medications. Their math is upside down and they go down up escalators.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/consumer-sentiment-at-record-low-as-americans-feel-impact-of-war-in-iran-142920073.html
"The beatings will continue until morale improves."
I stopped buying shit and I do ok. This shits real.
Well, prices certainly aren't.
Trump@ has a new advisor in charge of reopening the Strait...
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9637aa5d26eb9eb79a57880dc185c201e01b8f4c5666413fe8c4734bc9299300.jpg?w=800&h=601
where's lovey howell?
Hide the Rum!
-Pete Hegseth
Too qualified for this maladministration.
Probably going to make the same entrance onto Kharg Island as he did in his first movie
You’d think the stupid son of a bitch would get tired of being kicked this hard every day.
Some newborns are dropped on their heads immediately following their birth.
It's clear that Drumpfenfuehrer was thrown at the wall.
Like a common ketchup. Musta run in the family.
With a trebuchet.
Detail the difference between catapult and trebuchet in fifty words or less, please.
Trebuchets use a falling weight while catapults use tension or torsion (usually from ropes).
If it wasn’t made in the Sur de la France, it’s a sparkling slingshot.
Excellent. Now I have to go and look it up because I sure as shit don’t remember.
There was thing about trebuchets on PBS some years ago and it was very fascinating. Those things are very clever.
Built a compound trebuchet years ago. Much hurling
They are a brilliant weapon. Launching the heads of fallen foes back into the public square of their community is air mail intimidation.
[readies sling]
That’s only if you care or are aware.
Quite frankly, it’s an improvement.
RROLLFF!!