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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

It would be really bad if Iranian hackers shared what they found with the Dem campaigns.

meh's avatar

It'd scar the psyches of readers for life.

....bring it on if it causes him to lose an election, tho.

tehbaddr's avatar

'although the Washington Post (that’s a gift link) chickened out on saying “warboner.”'

Excursion Chubby!

Yopi's avatar

Just yesterday I was asking here about Lindsey. I was told he's looking for his bubble wand.

meh's avatar

He was picking ladybugs offa thangs....

devourerofpancakes's avatar

DOJ is changing the classification of marijuana. Sometimes I forget that the government is still running, at least on some level.

goCatgo's avatar

In college once time ( I lie. More than 1.) A couple guys went to find 'Heysus'.

That's Jesus in Spanish. They did not at all seem particularly religious, but whatever.

They came back late, higher than a kite.

Jesus was their pot dealer.

CzechJournalists's avatar

katy tur: "what's that "poly" word i'm thinking of?"

ashley parker or other talking head: "polymarket or kalshi?"

"kt: "yeah, that's it."

schmannity's avatar

pollywollydoodlealltheday?

meh's avatar

Can't see this without thinking of Julie Edwards (nee Andrews) and that scene.....

CzechJournalists's avatar

polywellyoudontdokoupilitformeanymore.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

NEW THREAD! NEW THREAD! The last time hours passed this slow I was visiting the NICU.

gallbladder's avatar

If today's blog went any slower, it'd be yesterday's?

devourerofpancakes's avatar

My dudes, we read this blog way too many times a day!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Come ON, South Carolina, it is 160+ YEARS past time you need to pull your heads out of the ass of the Confederacy and join the 21st century. You got that hate-flag taken down; now continue the Lord's good works by voting this Graham Cracker out.

- former Carolinian

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

What did prostate cancer do to deserve this?

YaJagoff's avatar

The Iran war is Grahams Viagra.

Enter Ranting's avatar

There's nothing straight about Lindsey's Hormuz.

Free beach's avatar

And Disney world.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

🎼It's a small, small weenus.🎵

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Lindsey likes to visit 'Its a Small World ' to better understand foreign policy.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Do you know how hard it is to find a DC twink rentboy who keeps “secrets?”

TakingAmes's avatar

How much money you got?

eppe's avatar
4hEdited

Once it lasted for over four hours he was all in.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Michelle Obama started two hives in 2009 so Mel had to try and one up her.

Melania Trump is growing the White House honey program with a new beehive

https://abcnews.com/US/wireStory/buzz-melania-trump-growing-white-house-honey-program-132351627?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us

OneYieldRegular's avatar

The only person with a new beehive who should be in the White House is Kate Pierson.

verne's avatar

using killer bees, no doubt

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I'm pretty sure this is the nicest thing she has done in her entire adult life. I'm actually shocked the hives are still there.

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

She got stung in her present marriage so she thought she’d try a safer hobby.

Militant Agnostic's avatar

They probably didn't notice them in his last term.

helenasgarden's avatar

What's with this sudden focus on Melanie? She's been practically MIA for most of his tenure. I hope the bees hate her.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Epstein crap is about to drop and she's freaking.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

They're worried about trump and want her there to run the country if he drops into a coma.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Maybe she'll find out she's allergic when the bees swarm her ass.

Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

Can bees sting through silicone?

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

White House chef: 'Too bad we'll never use any of the honey cuz' the Demented Orange Traitor eats like a rabid raccoon out of a dumpster.'

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I didn’t know murder hornets made honey.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

A "beehive in the shape of the White House," no less.

Free beach's avatar

The lamp disguises didn’t work. Bee suit will keep him away.

PropellerVigo's avatar

Is there going to be room for any bees with all of the gold crap in there?

schmannity's avatar

Not her hair? Disappoint!

Free beach's avatar

She’s afraid it would be too Jackie O.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Heinous honey-pot humor to follow...

gallbladder's avatar

Damn! I thought you'd have a dilemma with that one as it featured "bee" this time around (thought I could sneak this one past you).

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

oh fucking internet winnar right there!!!

gnomemansanisland's avatar

Melania, honey, you thought it was the hairstyle, didn't you?

eppe's avatar

Killer Bees south of the border commence to making travel plans.

gallbladder's avatar

When can we expect fuckface to have it paved over?

Prometheus59650's avatar

So sad for MAGAts that tried to wear "moderate" skin, only to have his face snacked on because stoopit.

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Top White House officials are expressing frustration with former Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin, accusing him of failing to adequately combat Democrats' successful redistricting referendum that could deliver the party as many as four additional House seats, reported Politico.

"The West Wing thinks Youngkin should have done more in Virginia," said one senior White House official. A person close to the White House went further, asserting that Youngkin bears direct responsibility for enabling the Democratic victory by leaving a special legislative session open.

"If Youngkin hadn't left the special session open, Louise Lucas would never have had the chance to ram through those maps," the source said, referencing the Democratic state senator who spearheaded the redistricting effort. "So he has some responsibility for losing these seats." Legal experts dispute whether governors possess the authority to adjourn sessions once commenced.

The recriminations represent yet another setback in Trump's ambitious mid-decade redistricting campaign, which has yielded a near-complete stalemate rather than the Republican gains the president envisioned. Democrats' Virginia success, combined with gains in California and a court-drawn seat in Utah, has essentially erased Republican advantages gained from maps redrawn in Texas, North Carolina, Ohio and Missouri.

Youngkin's political standing has deteriorated markedly. Previously mentioned as a potential candidate for Labor Secretary and Department of Homeland Security Secretary positions, he now faces exclusion from Trump administration opportunities.

verne's avatar

douche+vest+window=?

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Douche in a Fleece Vest did his best.

schmannity's avatar

And those DAMN VOTERS!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Fake Folksy, Faschy Fleece Vests is getting his face chewed on? So sorry to hear it.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

A narcissist can never fail, only be failed.

gallbladder's avatar

Guess the ski vest gambit was not the tactical success he thought it would be.

Free beach's avatar

He figured it worked for Michael j fox,,,,,

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I can see him as an Alex P. Keaton wannabe.

Pub Option's avatar

This year, Cocktober will be followed by Sexennial November.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Too soon!! It's barely spring.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I always look forward to Julabia myself.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

I like my ceasefire with extra shelling for flavor.

mzf's avatar

Here's the problem. Dans is "so smart" he walks down escalators; hope it's not going up at the time. I guess going down the up escalator is no more problematic that 500%, 1000%, 1500% cuts in medications. Their math is upside down and they go down up escalators.

Free beach's avatar

I stopped buying shit and I do ok. This shits real.

gallbladder's avatar

Well, prices certainly aren't.

verne's avatar

where's lovey howell?

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Hide the Rum!

-Pete Hegseth

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Too qualified for this maladministration.

Chemical's avatar

Probably going to make the same entrance onto Kharg Island as he did in his first movie

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

You’d think the stupid son of a bitch would get tired of being kicked this hard every day.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Some newborns are dropped on their heads immediately following their birth.

It's clear that Drumpfenfuehrer was thrown at the wall.

Free beach's avatar

Like a common ketchup. Musta run in the family.

Fleur de Sel's avatar

Detail the difference between catapult and trebuchet in fifty words or less, please.

Martin Shobe's avatar

Trebuchets use a falling weight while catapults use tension or torsion (usually from ropes).

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

If it wasn’t made in the Sur de la France, it’s a sparkling slingshot.

Fleur de Sel's avatar

Excellent. Now I have to go and look it up because I sure as shit don’t remember.

mzf's avatar

There was thing about trebuchets on PBS some years ago and it was very fascinating. Those things are very clever.

Rags's avatar

Built a compound trebuchet years ago. Much hurling

SkeptiKC's avatar

They are a brilliant weapon. Launching the heads of fallen foes back into the public square of their community is air mail intimidation.

gallbladder's avatar

[readies sling]

Free beach's avatar

That’s only if you care or are aware.

Free beach's avatar

Quite frankly, it’s an improvement.