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Talk about having a fool for a client. Shabbat shalom, $5F.

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Some people will do anything for attention.

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What a poor old poop sniffer.

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I didn't know those old IBM typewriters could even count that high. Fuch, my life could have been totally different.

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Or do what Gorka did.

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Corsi got his PhD from Harvard. He's not a fake...in that way. It does appear he made his way into fraud after a few years of legit finance. And by the mid-'90s, he had passed the point of no return and can never again do anything but commit fraud one way or another.

But his PhD is real. Unlike Gorka's.

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You would if you worked for CONTROL. Though they renamed it "The Cone of Silence."

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Well, right; especially since it's 1 Trillion, three hundred fifty Billion billion dollars.

That's a lot a lot of dollars.

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I don't know, but you have discerned the only relevant detail in this whole pig's dinner.

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Ah, but this is KAOS we don't do making any fucking sense here.

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Wait . . . if laws don't apply in the "citizen grand jury," then why are they using the U.S.C. and FRCP as a basis for the charges?

There's no point in asking, is there?

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What's even funnier is when you see Supreme Court justices do the exact same thing in their opinions.

[laughs, weeps, pours another drink]

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Did he not learn anything from my unsuccessful suit Goonemertus V. Queen Elizabeth, Colonel Sanders and Trilateral commision?

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Now my brain is broken. Thanks 5$F

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Really intelligent looking grand jury you assembled there, Larry. Did you get them from the Republican Alcoholics Anonymous relapsers from Staten Island pulling them from the bar before they sobered up?

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Especially in unmarked 20s.

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