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Zyxomma's avatar

Talk about having a fool for a client. Shabbat shalom, $5F.

Maybe's avatar

Some people will do anything for attention.

The Villainess+'s avatar

What a poor old poop sniffer.

The Villainess+'s avatar

I didn't know those old IBM typewriters could even count that high. Fuch, my life could have been totally different.

VandeGraf's avatar

Or do what Gorka did.

swmnguy's avatar

Corsi got his PhD from Harvard. He's not a fake...in that way. It does appear he made his way into fraud after a few years of legit finance. And by the mid-'90s, he had passed the point of no return and can never again do anything but commit fraud one way or another.

But his PhD is real. Unlike Gorka's.

swmnguy's avatar

You would if you worked for CONTROL. Though they renamed it "The Cone of Silence."

swmnguy's avatar

Well, right; especially since it's 1 Trillion, three hundred fifty Billion billion dollars.

That's a lot a lot of dollars.

swmnguy's avatar

I don't know, but you have discerned the only relevant detail in this whole pig's dinner.

Boko999's avatar

Ah, but this is KAOS we don't do making any fucking sense here.

Manders's avatar

Wait . . . if laws don't apply in the "citizen grand jury," then why are they using the U.S.C. and FRCP as a basis for the charges?

There's no point in asking, is there?

Manders's avatar

What's even funnier is when you see Supreme Court justices do the exact same thing in their opinions.

[laughs, weeps, pours another drink]

goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Did he not learn anything from my unsuccessful suit Goonemertus V. Queen Elizabeth, Colonel Sanders and Trilateral commision?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Now my brain is broken. Thanks 5$F

Lefty Wright's avatar

Really intelligent looking grand jury you assembled there, Larry. Did you get them from the Republican Alcoholics Anonymous relapsers from Staten Island pulling them from the bar before they sobered up?

Lefty Wright's avatar

Especially in unmarked 20s.