Did you know President Obama has suffered a "shocking weight loss"? We did not. That is shocking, because he looks exactly the same! He must be stuffing his clothes with socks so we won't notice. The National Enquirer lets us know Obama has appointed secret "stomach parasites" to the important Chicago goon position of "digestion czar." "The pencil-thin president caught the parasites on a trip last year to Hawaii, where he and his family also vacationed over Christmas, according to top political insiders." Yes, that's
"Thank you asking, Sean. The accusations from the lame stream media that my tuna casserole recipe is somehow responsible for these apolitical or left-leaning worms reprehensible."
Fortunately this is easily cured. But you better hurry Mr. President, before the Repubicans repeal ObamaCare. After that you'll need to use the GOP approach to health care: Saying "no" makes you feel better.
You have to be fuckable to be fabulous, first rule. Looking at the current crop of troglodytes, harpies and other mythical creatures that pass for Republican freshman, I can see where the angst is coming from.
Apparently investigative reportage was not able to substantiate the inclusion of Barack in the Worst Beach Bods story they were working on. And I think they deserve some credit for not dangling Newt's cellulite-puckered, Speedo-escaping panniculus in front of us at the Kroger's check-out line.
"Thank you asking, Sean. The accusations from the lame stream media that my tuna casserole recipe is somehow responsible for these apolitical or left-leaning worms reprehensible."
Fortunately this is easily cured. But you better hurry Mr. President, before the Repubicans repeal ObamaCare. After that you'll need to use the GOP approach to health care: Saying "no" makes you feel better.
this is the fundamental problem with the o'bama presidency: they are never ever going to produce National Enquirer level stories.
which is why we can't have nice things.
Lm strm Bontmps media: shame, trying to conflemgrate hookworm conspiracies into public debate on Presdnt wasting away. Let Freedom Ring! T
The parasites ate the birth certificate.
I'd blame congressional tapeworms before the Hawaiian kind. Plutocratata Bohneresta will suck the life out of you every time.
Parasites? But I thought Joe Lieberman was retiring!
You have to be fuckable to be fabulous, first rule. Looking at the current crop of troglodytes, harpies and other mythical creatures that pass for Republican freshman, I can see where the angst is coming from.
Korean Burritos with kim-chi, bulgogi beef and brown fried rice. You can get a 1 lb one for 5 bucks here in PDX.
Apparently investigative reportage was not able to substantiate the inclusion of Barack in the Worst Beach Bods story they were working on. And I think they deserve some credit for not dangling Newt's cellulite-puckered, Speedo-escaping panniculus in front of us at the Kroger's check-out line.