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What the fuck is wrong with Rand Paul's face? Why does his face look like that? Why does Rand Paul look like he lives under a bush under a bridge out by the wastewater reclamation plant? Does Rand Paul drink a gallon of hard alcohol every night? I am only asking.

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And "reopening the economy" isn't a one-size-fits-all policy?? Do these jackasses ever listen to themselves? Calling these folks a pack o' whores is an insult to ladies of the night everywhere.

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Rand Paul slithered under the closing garage door of science. Punk.

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Here's the thing Randy. How many others did you infect with your illness? What was the outcome of their illness? You don't know, and you don't care. You can also still get sick again, and spread virus again. But you don't care. May the light of truth shine upon you before your deathbed.

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He looks like a long-hauler, but he can't admit that he's not perfectly fine.

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I know, right? What little religion I had before all this I have lost. I'm even starting to lose my faith in science and physics when so many like the anti-mask protesters walk away unscathed no matter how much spittle they share screaming shoulder to shoulder to each other.

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Arnold may well have a video out where he actually does say that in Arnold's actual non-imaginary voice. Perhaps while playing with a big sword.

Arnold has made a few nice videos lately. Not ones that former guy and his ethically challenged henchpersons would enjoy. Arnold is about as subtle in his disagreements with those fine folks as you might expect a barbarian terminator to be. About as subtle as I sometimes wish I could be, but unfortunately my now-demented mother taught me better than that. Not much better, but better.

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Hmm, 🤔 I did not know that. Not the gerbil thing, everyone knows that. Just look at him. Ron Paul and Putin, JFC.

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I don’t think it was his face though. Broken ribs.

If Rand Paul’s neighbour beat him up how come Ted Cruz’s neighbour hasn’t? That’s just a lack of symmetry, it will unsettled the universe.

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👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 Yes. They should be mentioned constantly. Right now the case counts are so high, over 4000 in one day, in Ontario that the news is briefly sparing us the *constant* stories about restaurants and gyms where the owners are all peeved because they can’t open. The hand ringing over them is amazing.

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The Spittle Sharers. 😖 Don’t lose faith in science, it just describes what’s there. Be annoyed with nature. Some people get a barely detectible disease and others die and others nearly die. Just like polio. As it happens.

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Yep. There are other vaccines and we’re lucky that way. No reason not to take advantage of it and enhance your likelihood of surviving.It’s not blood clots either, it’s a bleeding disease. If it was a clot like a deep vein thrombosis clot? I’d take the vaccine. Because that’s so survivable. This other thing is something where your clotting is fucked up. Like in hemophilia. 😱

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👍🏼 Damn right. Congrats. Did some research on how the vaccine getting works where I am. 🤤 I’m not eligible yet. I’ll probably be getting the Moderna based entirely on where I can get to geographically.

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Blood clots are in it but the condition itself is fucked up platelets. Blood clots and bleeding a.k.a. blood that will not clot. FWIW.

I like your answer though. On Twitter everyone is “the risk is super small so don’t even think about the risk“ and ignores that some people have other medical things.

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Oh god that was funny!

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Perfection. Saw that before. 🤣

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