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That one sad reality gunhumpers don't want to talk about. A bad guy with a gun is always going to have his gun out and ready to fire before the good guy does.

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The one thing that never comes up when these idiots start talking about protecting themselves from government tyranny is that they're advocating killing cops.

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I'm pretty sure something to do with sex is the first law of nature.

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These fucking idiots praying? And how many more cliches can you get into one image? Guy with sleeve tattoo - mall ninja. Father and son combo. One girl and Mr 'I know Six Ancient Asian Kung Fu Moves They Don't Teach Anyone Else'.

Check out the asshole with the 'XYZ Militia Mississippi' T-shirt and the mandatory black shades. Bet his wife is starting to think he's more interested in running around with other men than taking care of her needs.

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America what the fuck is wrong with you???

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Ugh. Surely just a clerical error, right? These bastards are dangerous.

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Full disclosure, I'm from a country where guns are strictly controlled, you are NOT allowed to have one for personal protection, and pepper spray is a prohibited weapon because it "discharges a noxious liquid". But concealed carry permits still strike me as the stupidest fucking things ever. It forces cops to assume any citizen could be packing heat and that plus racism is a recipe for disaster. I feel like I'm looking at someone suffering from adult onset hoarding and struggling to understand how they ended up with a house packed with old newspapers and why they think everything's fine because they've carved tunnels in them.

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I’m too lazy to look for a facepalm/FFS gif, but the feeling is real

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Switchblade, natch.

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She's just going to preemptively re-register for EVERY primary and general election going forward. If Kemp's office wants to be dicks about it, then we can give them extra work to do. Registering when you're already registered in the state isn't illegal.Yet.

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I was always told not to brag about owning guns so that thieves don't steal them when you are out of the house.

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As soon as you start to carry a firearm, you start to look for an opportunity to use it. I go unarmed but looking to avoid trouble, and it works real well.

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That Gov candidate already shot off his mouth. At least we've got that to be grateful for.

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...and to be fair to them, I feel that a lot of current and former military get painted with the same brush, which is unfair. I'd reckon that the ones that are not weak minded and insecure have a much more balanced view on the situation...

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Lemme see how this works--you are confronted by a bad guy with a gun and you reach into your pocket and unfold this gun... and you have given the bad guy ample opportunity to put a few rounds into you while you are getting this ridiculous thing into firing position

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The only defense against a bad toddler is a good todler

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