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They shoulda pistol-whipped you, you commie. Why do you hate America?

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I really don't mind the TSA crap when flying. I mind sitting in a seat made for a 7th grader, and getting charged for everything except the stale air I'm breathing. .

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Inciting fear and exploiting uncertainty. Pretty much the Republicon platform since Nixon.

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Shorter Graham (if he weren't a LOSER), "It's gonna best the classiest invasion, you won't even believe."

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Taylor Swift???????

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Donnie talk angryDonnie talk badUse all those racial wordsYou learned from your dad.They want a man's manThey'll take a klan's man…Donnie show us that you care, really care, for you!

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15 year olds libelz!

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Never forget! Because while you're constantly reliving your emotional trauma, you can't heal! And healing is the last thing we need! Cling to your fears!

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It increased inconvenience drastically.

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I is afraid of 9-11, the IQ range of the rabid Davis/Huckabee/Trump Humpers!1! :(

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Ya want something to worry about, here's something to worry about: We are in the middle of a mass extinction that will eventually kick our food chain out from under us. We overshot the carrying capacity of this planet for our species decades ago. Global warming continues at an ever-accelerating pace.Maybe you jackwads should take on some real issues for a change.

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"You'll find the treasure under a big 'W'!!"

Oops, wrong movie.

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happy National Security Theater Day everybody!

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We DO have Charlie Hedbo-style attacks here all the time, Lindsay, but instead of attacking "them" "over there" where it matters -- by, for example, making it harder to obtain firearms, you want to blow up the Middle East. You're stupid.

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Too bad he didn't perform a "pull out and zip up."

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He appears more terrorized by what happened in Paris than the actual Parisians are.

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