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Why would you want to?

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Unfortunately, people keep acting like this is some zombie outbreak (which is impossible, by the way) rather than a particularly nasty - but not unbeatable - strain of flu.

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The absolute best way to block/slow the spread of the coronavirus?

WASH YOUR @#$%$^! HANDS WITH SOAP.

The soap molecule (yes, there really is a soap molecule) is literally a knife that hacks the virus to pieces.

https://www.vox.com/science...https://twitter.com/PalliTh...

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And its development will be slowed by lack of federal support to expedite development, on top of profiteering off the product due to federal indifference.

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Unbeatable if you are an old or sick

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As a traditionalist I still go with 12 penny nails.

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Probably you but luckily i'm very antisocial.

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I doubt we have the infrastructure ( is it Infrastructure Week yet?) to do that anymore...

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way to coherent for Drumpf

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Maybe he's gonna try to talk Pence into taking the blame for The Plague, and resign, so Donnie can create a whole reality-show narrative around the drama of selecting his replacement?

Next on Fox: Running Mate! Who will be the One chosen to stand at the side of Dear Leader?

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Maybe just needs a battery? That's what mine wants.

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Are any Trump rallys canceled?

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It will be more than one WaPo writer....

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Trade for beer?

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I mean, even if he DECIDES to "step up", what do they expect that stepping action to even look like? Is the bar Trump height, or normal President height, or "a President we'd WANT in charge during a crisis" height?

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Puerto Rico used to manufacture pharmaceuticals as well as other medical supplies like saline sacks and surgical masks. Not so much since Hurricane Maria.

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