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rtpoeman's avatar

Why would you want to?

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rtpoeman's avatar

Unfortunately, people keep acting like this is some zombie outbreak (which is impossible, by the way) rather than a particularly nasty - but not unbeatable - strain of flu.

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rtpoeman's avatar

The absolute best way to block/slow the spread of the coronavirus?

WASH YOUR @#$%$^! HANDS WITH SOAP.

The soap molecule (yes, there really is a soap molecule) is literally a knife that hacks the virus to pieces.

https://www.vox.com/science...https://twitter.com/PalliTh...

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Dr. Rags's avatar

And its development will be slowed by lack of federal support to expedite development, on top of profiteering off the product due to federal indifference.

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Unbeatable if you are an old or sick

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

As a traditionalist I still go with 12 penny nails.

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Probably you but luckily i'm very antisocial.

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President Joe! SAY IT!'s avatar

I doubt we have the infrastructure ( is it Infrastructure Week yet?) to do that anymore...

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President Joe! SAY IT!'s avatar

way to coherent for Drumpf

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Amy!'s avatar

Maybe he's gonna try to talk Pence into taking the blame for The Plague, and resign, so Donnie can create a whole reality-show narrative around the drama of selecting his replacement?

Next on Fox: Running Mate! Who will be the One chosen to stand at the side of Dear Leader?

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Amy!'s avatar

Maybe just needs a battery? That's what mine wants.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Are any Trump rallys canceled?

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Ninja's avatar

It will be more than one WaPo writer....

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Trade for beer?

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Opiwan's avatar

I mean, even if he DECIDES to "step up", what do they expect that stepping action to even look like? Is the bar Trump height, or normal President height, or "a President we'd WANT in charge during a crisis" height?

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Puerto Rico used to manufacture pharmaceuticals as well as other medical supplies like saline sacks and surgical masks. Not so much since Hurricane Maria.

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