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Tina Mouse's avatar

"I don't take anything President Putin says personally""You asked me a legal question. We are in government. I asked a lawyer."

nonstop swoon.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Now, I'm not claiming I've actually done that...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

You'd love playing Monopoly with my brother. He never lost a game - just as long as he was the banker.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

I may have to cut back on these Wonkette TeeVee Mistress Jen Comedy Hour Specials that appear so routinely.

Not that I do not love her special brand of stealth surgical cut and run humor.

But because she is starting to create a competitive imbalance with my possible matches on the dating app. How is it fair that I have started to compare some of these wonderful matches to her?

Obviously not very fair to them. So I might have to enjoy her show only twice a week from now on.

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mzf's avatar

Is that Doocey son of Doocey?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Probably not phishing. But if it's with Jen, I'm down hook, line, and sinker.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Little known:

Say it's almost the end of the game and your opponent is about to win. The card is drawn and it's a simple question such as "Who's buried in Grant's tomb?"

Nobody will know if you ask "What's the chemical formula for chlorophyll?"

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DeathOfIrony's avatar

I see Mr. Leahey attempting to knife a middle aged Shaggy from Scooby Doo...Doctor, what is wrong with me?

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Doug Langley's avatar

I'm getting really tired of it.

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rtpoeman's avatar

Can you catch it on your tonsils, and 'eave it left and right?

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Non Doctior's avatar

That, sadly, is the life of anyone giving a press conference. Reporters ask the same question repeatedly, so they can have film of themselves asking the question.

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SterWonk's avatar

Why the circumspect name; does "Friendly Atheist" trip a filter or something?

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sarafina's avatar

Since Biden neither writes nor votes on bills, someone else will have to push. Biden will sign it if he likes it, though.

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Tom Wagner's avatar

No, probably not. And I am not ashamed of my atheism.

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