I may have to cut back on these Wonkette TeeVee Mistress Jen Comedy Hour Specials that appear so routinely.
Not that I do not love her special brand of stealth surgical cut and run humor.
But because she is starting to create a competitive imbalance with my possible matches on the dating app. How is it fair that I have started to compare some of these wonderful matches to her?
Obviously not very fair to them. So I might have to enjoy her show only twice a week from now on.
Say it's almost the end of the game and your opponent is about to win. The card is drawn and it's a simple question such as "Who's buried in Grant's tomb?"
Nobody will know if you ask "What's the chemical formula for chlorophyll?"
That, sadly, is the life of anyone giving a press conference. Reporters ask the same question repeatedly, so they can have film of themselves asking the question.
"I don't take anything President Putin says personally""You asked me a legal question. We are in government. I asked a lawyer."
nonstop swoon.
Now, I'm not claiming I've actually done that...
You'd love playing Monopoly with my brother. He never lost a game - just as long as he was the banker.
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I may have to cut back on these Wonkette TeeVee Mistress Jen Comedy Hour Specials that appear so routinely.
Not that I do not love her special brand of stealth surgical cut and run humor.
But because she is starting to create a competitive imbalance with my possible matches on the dating app. How is it fair that I have started to compare some of these wonderful matches to her?
Obviously not very fair to them. So I might have to enjoy her show only twice a week from now on.
So much real winning.
Is that Doocey son of Doocey?
Probably not phishing. But if it's with Jen, I'm down hook, line, and sinker.
Little known:
Say it's almost the end of the game and your opponent is about to win. The card is drawn and it's a simple question such as "Who's buried in Grant's tomb?"
Nobody will know if you ask "What's the chemical formula for chlorophyll?"
I see Mr. Leahey attempting to knife a middle aged Shaggy from Scooby Doo...Doctor, what is wrong with me?
I'm getting really tired of it.
Can you catch it on your tonsils, and 'eave it left and right?
That, sadly, is the life of anyone giving a press conference. Reporters ask the same question repeatedly, so they can have film of themselves asking the question.
Why the circumspect name; does "Friendly Atheist" trip a filter or something?
Since Biden neither writes nor votes on bills, someone else will have to push. Biden will sign it if he likes it, though.
No, probably not. And I am not ashamed of my atheism.