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Tina Mouse's avatar

"I don't take anything President Putin says personally""You asked me a legal question. We are in government. I asked a lawyer."

nonstop swoon.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Now, I'm not claiming I've actually done that...

TundraGrifter's avatar

You'd love playing Monopoly with my brother. He never lost a game - just as long as he was the banker.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

I may have to cut back on these Wonkette TeeVee Mistress Jen Comedy Hour Specials that appear so routinely.

Not that I do not love her special brand of stealth surgical cut and run humor.

But because she is starting to create a competitive imbalance with my possible matches on the dating app. How is it fair that I have started to compare some of these wonderful matches to her?

Obviously not very fair to them. So I might have to enjoy her show only twice a week from now on.

mzf's avatar

Is that Doocey son of Doocey?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Probably not phishing. But if it's with Jen, I'm down hook, line, and sinker.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Little known:

Say it's almost the end of the game and your opponent is about to win. The card is drawn and it's a simple question such as "Who's buried in Grant's tomb?"

Nobody will know if you ask "What's the chemical formula for chlorophyll?"

DeathOfIrony's avatar

I see Mr. Leahey attempting to knife a middle aged Shaggy from Scooby Doo...Doctor, what is wrong with me?

Doug Langley's avatar

I'm getting really tired of it.

rtpoeman's avatar

Can you catch it on your tonsils, and 'eave it left and right?

Non Doctior's avatar

That, sadly, is the life of anyone giving a press conference. Reporters ask the same question repeatedly, so they can have film of themselves asking the question.

SterWonk's avatar

Why the circumspect name; does "Friendly Atheist" trip a filter or something?

sarafina's avatar

Since Biden neither writes nor votes on bills, someone else will have to push. Biden will sign it if he likes it, though.

Tom Wagner's avatar

No, probably not. And I am not ashamed of my atheism.