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Perkins insists that she wanted to be fired, rather than quit - and that's why he voted to ditch her. Because being fired looks good on one's resume, I guess.

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The GOP's owners would have to officially throw Jeb? under the bus before they could beg Mittens to come bail them out of their misery. And I'm not sure a country-club multi-milionaire could steal teabagger hearts and minds (such as they are) away from a vulgar billionaire.

Either way, the notion that you can improve on the plutocracy by cutting out the middle man - electing the plutocrats themselves to office - is a fantastic piece of Republlican asshattery and teabagger stupidity. (Dems elected Roosevelts and Kennedys, but those families actually regarded public service as an honorable calling.)

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I'm not sure why, but one does get the impression that formaldehyde is a major component of her cosmetic arsenal.

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And glue. Must be one hell of a tax writeoff over the lifetime of the asset.

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"If WE didn’t win, why do YOU deserve to get paid?"

Apparently, Cross thought that HE deserved to get paid - even though he was the Director of Fail.

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Great point. Which reminds me, this is a guy saying a thing about "no pay if you didn't earn it" on behalf of a woman who received $40mil for destroying a company that she was not hired to destroy (ALLEGEDLY!).

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And I thought that it was the rumours about her "servicing" the whole Bohemian Grove crowd for a buck-fifty and some poppers that was untrue

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Scary, scary thought what if her Veep was Heb!

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Might that be Dick Chenille?

.... sorry, I'll get me coat

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Sort of supercharged Peter Principle.

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Just had a vision of Clarice Starling running through Carly's basement.

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I always thought it was mangoes ... sorry too much information

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Every Carly wants to be Lilleth de Tempscire

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If you think about it Dubya's coronation was bad ...

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More like "Children of ze night - what music zey make"