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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

And a Mormon was?

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

It's a recycled meme. We are ecologically sound commentators, committed to keeping Wonket green for babby and for all future generations.

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Not much room for Ron MacLane tho. Sad. I've been to the original Gapevine, not too far from Iver-Winn Stadium. I got some Canuck cred.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

No it isn't. Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 (in his van, down by the river). These new allegations that Ted Cruz raped and murdered a grown woman sometime in the 1990s are shocking and unrelated!

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richardgrabman's avatar

Calagaruban?

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richardgrabman's avatar

Fun factoid... if your father is a Cuban, under the Cuban Constitution, you are a Cuban. And Cuba doesn't allow you to renounce citizenship without the state's permission. Ergo, Ted Cruz is not a Canadian, but a Cuban. Heee-hee-heeee!

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DahBoner's avatar

Has Rafael Edward Cruz ever run on a sloppy track before?

Do we really know how this bobtail nag does in mud?

http://media3.giphy.com/med...

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labman57's avatar

Born in Canada, raised in Texas, and based on his misguided belief that he has any chance of becoming POTUS, he currently resides in the state of Denial.

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chicken thief's avatar

Oh, I agree 100%. That is the "Natural Law" according to Vattel, who wasn't even a lawyer or judge in any country. His book was basically a treatise, binding no country and no country adopted it as law. However, it is a fact that at least one founding father read the book (whoever could read French) and made positive comments in the margins. Not that specific passage, but in general. The 14th Amendment, well, that wasn't the Founding Fathers, so it don't count for 'original intent'.

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Bezoar's avatar

So, are babies delivered by C-section 'natural born'? Also, it's too bad that the qualifier "...and who is not an idiot.." got left out of the final draft.

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Bobo Yeats Druid-Jones VIII's avatar

Remember that time they asked a Tea Party lady in Texas at a Cruz rally if she knew he was not born in America, and she said (for real) "Well Canada isn't really a foreign country." What a hoot!

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

"Calgary, Take him away!"

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fgbndslndr's avatar

Speaking as a Canadian, married to an ex-US citizen, with a daughter married to a US citizen - I can attest that she is not alone. Not by a long shot.

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fgbndslndr's avatar

Too bad you can't switch him up for the Muslim mayor of Calgary, the city where Cruz was (allegedly born). He would be fabulous.

http://www.thestar.com/news...

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fgbndslndr's avatar

I'm not certain of that. There is a strong case to be made for the child-regifter, Justin Harris, R-Throwing God's Children.

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