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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Could we please have some kitties or adorable puppies helping old people pull their socks on or something? Even a unicorn farting rainbows would make me feel better.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

But ... cute goofy sweaters! And Jello! I'm conflicted ....

PubOption's avatar

What about the progressive variety? <a href="http://www.justsaygnome.net..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.justsaygnome.net/uploads/2/6/1/3/26133...">http://www.justsaygnome.net...

PubOption's avatar

There were 'rumors' about Jimmy Savile, but the police took no notice.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Now, wait just a minute.

The Pudding Pops <i>ruled</i>.

malsperanza's avatar

Why can't we go back to the good old days, when decent men like Sigmund Freud <strike>concocted farfetched, elaborate, implausible theories made up out of whole cloth</strike> developed a groundbreaking new science to explain why so many women reported being sexually assaulted both as children and as adults?

Women are always obsessing neurotically about men being aggressively sexual at them. There's got to be an explanation for that, right?

The Quirk's avatar

Look, leave us face it, if women had come out about this shit 20 years ago, the headlines would read NUTS/SLUTS ATTACK BELOVED FAMILY ENTERTAINER, HOLLYWOOD OUTRAGED. Any shots taken at him on 30 Rock would be muted to injokes by the NBC lawyers, and everyone would forget about all this by next week.