It’s preposterous that the Bill Cosby rape allegations are now news only because a man —one Mr. Hannibal Buress—spoke about them, right? That’s gotta be some bullshit. Our civilization can’t possibly be that messed up. If a female comedian or two, say, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, had spoken out years ago, say, in 2006, we’d have been gnashing our collective teeth about the whole thing back then. No doubt about it.
Could we please have some kitties or adorable puppies helping old people pull their socks on or something? Even a unicorn farting rainbows would make me feel better.
Why can&#039;t we go back to the good old days, when decent men like Sigmund Freud <strike>concocted farfetched, elaborate, implausible theories made up out of whole cloth</strike> developed a groundbreaking new science to explain why so many women reported being sexually assaulted both as children and as adults?
Women are always obsessing neurotically about men being aggressively sexual at them. There&#039;s got to be an explanation for that, right?
Look, leave us face it, if women had come out about this shit 20 years ago, the headlines would read NUTS/SLUTS ATTACK BELOVED FAMILY ENTERTAINER, HOLLYWOOD OUTRAGED. Any shots taken at him on 30 Rock would be muted to injokes by the NBC lawyers, and everyone would forget about all this by next week.
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Could we please have some kitties or adorable puppies helping old people pull their socks on or something? Even a unicorn farting rainbows would make me feel better.
But ... cute goofy sweaters! And Jello! I&#039;m conflicted ....
Cosplay run amok.
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There were &#039;rumors&#039; about Jimmy Savile, but the police took no notice.
Now, wait just a minute.
The Pudding Pops <i>ruled</i>.
Why can&#039;t we go back to the good old days, when decent men like Sigmund Freud <strike>concocted farfetched, elaborate, implausible theories made up out of whole cloth</strike> developed a groundbreaking new science to explain why so many women reported being sexually assaulted both as children and as adults?
Women are always obsessing neurotically about men being aggressively sexual at them. There&#039;s got to be an explanation for that, right?
ISWYDT...
Amen
Look, leave us face it, if women had come out about this shit 20 years ago, the headlines would read NUTS/SLUTS ATTACK BELOVED FAMILY ENTERTAINER, HOLLYWOOD OUTRAGED. Any shots taken at him on 30 Rock would be muted to injokes by the NBC lawyers, and everyone would forget about all this by next week.