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Now, Cleveland is a respectable person, so she saves the really crazy shit for Twitter. I must assume the "respectable" part of this statement is sarcasm, because there is nothing respectable about this woman.

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I have a prison rape joke I'm going to try out...Bart O'Kavanaugh went to prison for repeatedly and knowingly lying under oath to Congress during a live session involving allegations of sexual assault. He was NOT raped or assaulted in prison because he was sent to a low-risk level white-collar prison for Yale grads and was treated with respect and allowed to do his time in quiet reflection. He admitted his past indiscretions to therapists, who noted an incredible personal arc of self-reflection and humility by the former judge who had entered the prison system with a puckered, smirking (small) mouth and initially lied and yelled about his past boofing, barfing, and ffffff'ing all the ladies. He eventually used his personal experience and legal skills to counsel other prisoners, and he grew and grew as a person and came out a better man than when he went in. The End.

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With that kind of foresight she could have gotten richer than Biff Tannen.

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We need someone to proclaim a new rule. "Anyone who worked or voted to impeach Clinton has voted "NO" on Kavanaugh. Such a vote may be changed only by an explanation or apology accepted by Chelsea."

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There was some speculation that quaaludes had been added to drinks to make the victims more tractable.

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Still not as impressive as Al Gore jumping on the climate change bandwagon 40 years before it existed.

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His near-solitary rebuttal to his Senate accusers may suggest that Kavanaugh could prove to be among the most fearless justices on the Court. Right, all flecks of spittle are coming from Brett.

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Hudson is on your side, stop with the friendly fire

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Don't worry, it will be back in 2021.

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Is there anything more arrogant than starting an article's conclusion with "I humbly submit that..."?

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I misspelt his name as Knavenough. Fits too well.

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"A stalinist mob justice riot izz an ugly zing. And it iz about time we had one round here!"

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Makes you reeeeaaalll confident in the moral character of conservative judges.

(looks at Roy Moore)

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I liked Rogue One a lot. The Force Awakens had some really good parts, but way too much of it was rehash of the first movie.

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Time to fight back. I saw SER's post about the horrifying racist abuse that drove Vermont's only black woman legislator out of office and I thought: we should dox the doxxers. Harass them the way they've harassed others. Make them live the rest of their lives in terror.

Someone posted Lindsey Graham's personal phone number, and a few others, on Wikipedia very recently. It was swiftly removed. But a lot of this information is out there.

There was a crowd of protestors outside Kirstjen Nelson's townhouse earlier this year. Seems to me it's time for a whole lot more of that kind of thing.

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Well... few words, foul or otherwise, have been heard FROM Clarence "Sleepy" Thomas, to be fair. ABOUT him, however...

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