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Runfastandwin's avatar

FFS these people. I will never forgive gop voters for this. Never.

Debra Dassow's avatar

Do you know what they call people who use natural family planning? Parents.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

7) 𝘌𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘭π˜₯ 𝘴𝘡𝘒𝘯π˜₯𝘒𝘳π˜₯ 𝘴𝘀π˜ͺ𝘦𝘯𝘀𝘦, 𝘀𝘢𝘳𝘡𝘒π˜ͺ𝘭 𝘀𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘒𝘡𝘦 𝘀𝘒𝘱𝘡𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘒𝘯π˜₯ 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘡 𝘀𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘭π˜ͺ𝘀𝘡𝘴 𝘰𝘧 π˜ͺ𝘯𝘡𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘡

Translation:

"Accuse everyone who calls out this ridiculous, unscientific, partisan batshittery of being in the pockets of Big Pharma and The Medical Establishment(TM). Meanwhile, stuff our own pockets with cash from the plaintiffs' bar, supplement suppliers and quacks of all types."

Fool's avatar

> 1) Address the chronic disease epidemic

People are getting the Autism and the sad and the homotrans because they are not able to live like God means them to with the subservient women and the powerful dudes who fuck whoever they want and the God given right to sammiches and beer on demand. When women don't have to worry that any time they have sex they might get pregnant, they get uppity and start demanding rights and it all goes to hell. Where we are now.

Fool's avatar

> 2) End diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) policies and practices across OASH’s programs

Stop spending all that money on women, just because they are the ones who carry the babies. More money for beer for dudes who have to put up with partners who get all whiny because they are growing a baby inside their bodies.

Kendon Curtis's avatar

Yet on every other day of the week the Demon rat πŸ€ party celebrates the killing of the first born in a ritual having them ripped apart limb by limb that can only be reasonably described as sacrificing the babies to Moloch for a better life for yourself!

Hell you even cheer in celebration of these sacrifices, and toss confetti in the air in celebration to the sacrifice of the most innocent among us.

So you want to question Trumps motivation? πŸ€”. The biggest mistake you demon rats make is when you try to elicit the name of God, or our constitution for that matter. WE THE PEOPLE have learned to not take you , or your mockingbird mafia media muppets seriously anymore.

LoCoJo's avatar

Is...is this satire?

Marcus Damicus's avatar

If only.

Fuck Trump.

Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

Probably not. We get these every once in a while, occasionally they rise to the level of banhammering. Most, like this one, are just parrots. They generally don't read or respond to non-comments.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

A jug of wine,

A leg of lamb

And thou!

Beside me,

Whistling in

the darkness.

Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order...

- The Book of Uterus 1;5

Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

It seems like you're new around these parts.

I suspect you'll be happier somewhere else.

PrimerGray's avatar

See below....

Poe?

Nope. It's real.

SethTriggs's avatar

This person responded directly to my restack/note too! But it's copypasta! Maybe it's slopbucket output?

PrimerGray's avatar

I checked out their Substack page...

...so you don't have to!

They appear to be what Tim Walz calls one of them there weirdos.

Kendon Curtis's avatar

Yet on every other day of the week the Demon rat πŸ€ party celebrates the killing of the first born in a ritual having them ripped apart limb by limb that can only be reasonably described as sacrificing the babies to Moloch for a better life for yourself!

Hell you even cheer in celebration of these sacrifices, and toss confetti in the air in celebration to the sacrifice of the most innocent among us.

So you want to question Trumps motivation? πŸ€”. The biggest mistake you demon rats make is when you try to elicit the name of God, or our constitution for that matter. WE THE PEOPLE have learned to not take you , or your mockingbird mafia media muppets seriously anymore.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE POOP.

GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?

MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.

GP: Maybe you are just crazy.

M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.

GP: Is Eris true?

M2: Everything is true.

GP: Even false things?

M2: Even false things are true.

GP: How can that be?

M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?

M2: To dissolve them.

GP: Will you develop that point?

M2: No.

GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?

M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three pounds of flax."

GP: Is that the answer to my question?

M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!

Mysterysurf's avatar

Oh, bless your heart.

aktlib101's avatar

MAGAts are white supremacist morons. Historical and scientific data show that increased birth rates will never happen unless women move to, dunno, Afghanistan?.

As long as women have equal rights and an equal chance at education, there won't be any return to 10-kid families. No amount of incentives will achieve that goal; other countries have tried and failed, and some are still trying and failing.

And that is a good thing for the Earth.

The current birth rate in the US is about 1.7 (births/woman). To maintain a steady population, that number has to be around 2.1-2.3. Research published in the past year or so re: abortion bans in multiple states in the US, including Texas, showed that abortion bans increased the number of live births by approximately 20/1000 women (or about 2%), increasing the overall birth rate to only 1.72 or so, which is negligible (this data is accessible online and via PubMed).

Consequently, if ANY industrialized countryΒ wants to have more young people working and living in that country, to support an aging population, the only solution is to bring in immigrants and treat them as human beings and equals. Proof of this is that the US and Canada still experience population increases, but these are NOT due to higher birth rates; rather, they are due to immigration.Β 

Parakeetist's avatar

OT: Budgie need sleeps. Woke up early for the beak dentist. Must restore my sleeposity.

πŸ›οΈπŸ’€

Marcus Damicus's avatar

Just crawl under the desk for a 20min release from consciousness. That's what I do.

Fuck Trump.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I'm employed at a federally qualified health center (FQHC) in South Bronx. I'm glad to be retiring this year, because I'm totally horrified by these developments.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

"Conservatives have recently embraced β€œnatural family planning” β€” commonly referred to as the β€œrhythm method”...."

My own self being...

... the sixth of nine children and at the tail end of the post WW II baby boom.

and

... a product of the boot camp known as catholic school.

I can claim to be evidence that Ms Robyn is right when she goes on to say "...as their favorite form of contraception due to how notoriously ineffective it is at actually preventing pregnancy."

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Very old joke:

Q. What do you call couples whose contraception is the rhythm method?

A. Parents.

aktlib101's avatar

Every one of these assholes in the Gashole's administration should be goose-marched behind him and to the nearest prison.

"Trump is 'going to lead us into a darkness we aren't prepared for': Rick Wilson

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-world-war-iii-2676673635/

Rick Wilson expressed sincere alarm that the unrestrained Trump will turn his Iran war adventurism into a full-fledged international catastrophe because he refuses to concede that his second term in office is a growing failure.

According to Wilson, β€œHe knows that this war has slipped from his control, and that would cement the public image of failure in a way that nothing would dislodge.

Calling Trump’s Easter day message β€œPraise be to Allah” a β€œmove of transcendent stupidity. It wasn’t a masterstroke; it was a toddler throwing a lit match into a room full of gasoline just to see the pretty colors,” he added, β€œThe most damning part of this entire burlesque? Everyone in that room with him, at any time, from the sycophants in the Cabinet to his terrified aides lurking in the wings, knows the truth.”

Trump’s inner circle knows, β€œ... he is utterly, fundamentally incapable of understanding the gravity of the fire he’s ignited. All of them: the military team, the intelligence folks, the State Department, Susie Wiles. All of them know. Marco knows. So does J.D. So does Scott Bessent. He’s killing our nation, and they’re his little handmaidens,” Wilson accused.

β€œThe economic fallout will be a masterclass in self-inflicted systemic collapse, a fiscal Hindenburg ignited by a man who thinks β€˜macroeconomics’ is a type of pasta.

β€œHe detonates a new crisis to incinerate the headlines of the last one. It’s a scorched-earth policy applied to domestic PR, and it’s going to lead us into a darkness we aren’t prepared for. He’ll keep throwing matches until there’s nothing left to burn, convinced all the while that the explosions are actually applause,” he observed that the 25th Amendment should be on the table but it won’t because,” those who have the power to remove Trump are β€œ... too busy measuring the drapes for their own political survival, for their 2028 runs, for their modified limited hangout walkbacks of the near and far future. No one should ever let any of his minions and minders anywhere near power or responsibility again, and it’s on us if we do.”

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Sorry, I'm not an admirer of Rick Wilson. Are his hands clean? I am feeling the annoyance that one feels when someone disliked has said the obvious thing that is true, at least if one has been paying attention.

What's that meme? The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point: https://i.imgflip.com/6waa4z.png

freakishlystrong's avatar

USA Today, the paper of Hotel record has published one of the stupidest and most irresponsible pieces of sanewashing I've ever seen and it's a reason why we're circling the drain.

"If Trump succeeds and Iran backs down, and he has successfully quelled a possible nuclear threat, that could seal Trump's presidency in America's history books." Ignoring war crimes, no congressional approval, insane threats to a country for ? and Iran being a zero actual nuclear threat, sure, Nichole.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trumps-tuesday-deadline-iran-strategic-090749643.html

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Damn, they got that tongue into the transverse colon.

Respect for the dedication

Being released's avatar

If Trump tries to TACO out, Hegseth will be there making clucking noises and you know Trump wouldn't want people thinking he backed down.