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Pixeloid's avatar

Doesn't "pornography use" reduce the risk of prostate cancer?

beb's avatar

Family Rights, like Religious Freedom are just code words for bigotry.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

My girlfriend and I tried the rhythm method back in the day. She had some problems with her previous contraception and wanted to try a natural method. Technically it was fine, we were patient and diligent and were clearly able to discern when her fertile period was. The only problem was that she only desired to have sex during her fertile period, so we had to resort to barriers after all. The rest of the month she just wasn't in the mood.

Runfastandwin's avatar

FFS these people. I will never forgive gop voters for this. Never.

Debra Dassow's avatar

Do you know what they call people who use natural family planning? Parents.

SunMoonStars's avatar

With many being child abusers.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

7) 𝘌𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵

Translation:

"Accuse everyone who calls out this ridiculous, unscientific, partisan batshittery of being in the pockets of Big Pharma and The Medical Establishment(TM). Meanwhile, stuff our own pockets with cash from the plaintiffs' bar, supplement suppliers and quacks of all types."

Fool's avatar

> 1) Address the chronic disease epidemic

People are getting the Autism and the sad and the homotrans because they are not able to live like God means them to with the subservient women and the powerful dudes who fuck whoever they want and the God given right to sammiches and beer on demand. When women don't have to worry that any time they have sex they might get pregnant, they get uppity and start demanding rights and it all goes to hell. Where we are now.

Fool's avatar

> 2) End diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) policies and practices across OASH’s programs

Stop spending all that money on women, just because they are the ones who carry the babies. More money for beer for dudes who have to put up with partners who get all whiny because they are growing a baby inside their bodies.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Don't forget viagra that is distributed like candy.

Kendon Curtis's avatar

Yet on every other day of the week the Demon rat 🐀 party celebrates the killing of the first born in a ritual having them ripped apart limb by limb that can only be reasonably described as sacrificing the babies to Moloch for a better life for yourself!

Hell you even cheer in celebration of these sacrifices, and toss confetti in the air in celebration to the sacrifice of the most innocent among us.

So you want to question Trumps motivation? 🤔. The biggest mistake you demon rats make is when you try to elicit the name of God, or our constitution for that matter. WE THE PEOPLE have learned to not take you , or your mockingbird mafia media muppets seriously anymore.

Kendon Curtis's avatar

You are triggered!

I learned something when I had my NDE that gave me my pacemaker, and more importantly my undeniable supernatural experience where I stood in the mirror of the bridal chamber with my cloud of witnesses in attendance.

What I learned was that nothing covered remains covered, nothing hidden remains hidden, and the worst lies of all are the lies we tell ourselves to protect our fragile ego ,feelings, or sin.

Here’s the crazy part, we know that we are lying to ourselves,because God is the one who gave us our heart strings, and anything we do against our hearts, is a sin on our souls.

You are triggered because I stepped on one of your lies that you have told yourself.

You are not an enigma to me, or God.

You too will one day stand in the mirror of the bridal chamber with your cloud of witnesses in attendance watching your personal cup get poured out as I already have.

My recommendation is for you to stop lying to yourself to stroke your self righteous ego .

Particularly when you already know in your heart that babies are not clumps of cells, and most abortions are done today as a form of birth control because of irresponsible behavior.

Of course you are triggered so you already know this.

God Bless. Sincerely Ken Curtis.~ Simplestone ~

LoCoJo's avatar

Is...is this satire?

Kendon Curtis's avatar

Does this comedian look like she’s being sarcastic. No she’s performing to her Democratic audience that are gleefully cheering!

Marcus Damicus's avatar

If only.

Fuck Trump.

Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

Probably not. We get these every once in a while, occasionally they rise to the level of banhammering. Most, like this one, are just parrots. They generally don't read or respond to non-comments.

Kendon Curtis's avatar

Yeah, I’m reading your comment right now in more ways than you think.

You are triggered!

I learned something when I had my NDE that gave me my pacemaker, and more importantly my undeniable supernatural experience where I stood in the mirror of the bridal chamber with my cloud of witnesses in attendance.

What I learned was that nothing covered remains covered, nothing hidden remains hidden, and the worst lies of all are the lies we tell ourselves to protect our fragile ego ,feelings, or sin.

Here’s the crazy part, we know that we are lying to ourselves,because God is the one who gave us our heart strings, and anything we do against our hearts, is a sin on our souls.

You are triggered because I stepped on one of your lies that you have told yourself.

You are not an enigma to me, or God.

You too will one day stand in the mirror of the bridal chamber with your cloud of witnesses in attendance watching your personal cup get poured out as I already have.

My recommendation is for you to stop lying to yourself to stroke your self righteous ego .

Particularly when you already know in your heart that babies are not clumps of cells, and most abortions are done today as a form of birth control because of irresponsible behavior.

Of course you are triggered so you already know this.

God Bless. Sincerely Ken Curtis.~ Simplestone ~

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

A jug of wine,

A leg of lamb

And thou!

Beside me,

Whistling in

the darkness.

Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order...

- The Book of Uterus 1;5

Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

It seems like you're new around these parts.

I suspect you'll be happier somewhere else.

Kendon Curtis's avatar

You won’t. And I guarantee you too will be there.

PrimerGray's avatar

See below....

Poe?

Nope. It's real.

SethTriggs's avatar

This person responded directly to my restack/note too! But it's copypasta! Maybe it's slopbucket output?

PrimerGray's avatar

I checked out their Substack page...

...so you don't have to!

They appear to be what Tim Walz calls one of them there weirdos.

Kendon Curtis's avatar

Yet on every other day of the week the Demon rat 🐀 party celebrates the killing of the first born in a ritual having them ripped apart limb by limb that can only be reasonably described as sacrificing the babies to Moloch for a better life for yourself!

Hell you even cheer in celebration of these sacrifices, and toss confetti in the air in celebration to the sacrifice of the most innocent among us.

So you want to question Trumps motivation? 🤔. The biggest mistake you demon rats make is when you try to elicit the name of God, or our constitution for that matter. WE THE PEOPLE have learned to not take you , or your mockingbird mafia media muppets seriously anymore.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE POOP.

GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?

MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.

GP: Maybe you are just crazy.

M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.

GP: Is Eris true?

M2: Everything is true.

GP: Even false things?

M2: Even false things are true.

GP: How can that be?

M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?

M2: To dissolve them.

GP: Will you develop that point?

M2: No.

GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?

M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three pounds of flax."

GP: Is that the answer to my question?

M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!

Mysterysurf's avatar

Oh, bless your heart.

aktlib101's avatar

MAGAts are white supremacist morons. Historical and scientific data show that increased birth rates will never happen unless women move to, dunno, Afghanistan?.

As long as women have equal rights and an equal chance at education, there won't be any return to 10-kid families. No amount of incentives will achieve that goal; other countries have tried and failed, and some are still trying and failing.

And that is a good thing for the Earth.

The current birth rate in the US is about 1.7 (births/woman). To maintain a steady population, that number has to be around 2.1-2.3. Research published in the past year or so re: abortion bans in multiple states in the US, including Texas, showed that abortion bans increased the number of live births by approximately 20/1000 women (or about 2%), increasing the overall birth rate to only 1.72 or so, which is negligible (this data is accessible online and via PubMed).

Consequently, if ANY industrialized country wants to have more young people working and living in that country, to support an aging population, the only solution is to bring in immigrants and treat them as human beings and equals. Proof of this is that the US and Canada still experience population increases, but these are NOT due to higher birth rates; rather, they are due to immigration. 

Parakeetist's avatar

OT: Budgie need sleeps. Woke up early for the beak dentist. Must restore my sleeposity.

🛏️💤

Marcus Damicus's avatar

Just crawl under the desk for a 20min release from consciousness. That's what I do.

Fuck Trump.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I'm employed at a federally qualified health center (FQHC) in South Bronx. I'm glad to be retiring this year, because I'm totally horrified by these developments.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

"Conservatives have recently embraced “natural family planning” — commonly referred to as the “rhythm method”...."

My own self being...

... the sixth of nine children and at the tail end of the post WW II baby boom.

and

... a product of the boot camp known as catholic school.

I can claim to be evidence that Ms Robyn is right when she goes on to say "...as their favorite form of contraception due to how notoriously ineffective it is at actually preventing pregnancy."

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Very old joke:

Q. What do you call couples whose contraception is the rhythm method?

A. Parents.