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yellowmattercustard's avatar

I never said that.

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

Laws forbidding people convicted of crimes from voting are designed to suppress the votes of people of color.

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

Any time anybody wants to say how Bush I was not so bad, remind them of this fucken guy.

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

First of all, IQ is bullshit. Secondly, bragging about how smart you are is like bragging about how good looking you are. People can judge for themselves.

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

In fact, the smart people I know try to downplay how wicked smart they are, because they know it’s an unfair advantage. Side note: don’t call the judge “boss.” Or champ, or sport, or pal, or buddy.

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

Eesh. What’s he been doing since the Geico caveman ad campaign?

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laughingcrow's avatar

Do they prosecute everyone who does so? Talk about a system fraught with danger to the would be voter. Especially for those whose voting rights have been newly reinstated. Or have they been? Who the hell knows?

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

Yeah Mr F took that test recently in my presence and the words were not related to each other, which is part of the reason it’s not as easy as he said. Also, he didn’t remember the words the next day, whereas I still remember the words a month later, because I am not a idiot and he is. Church. Face. Velvet. Red. Daisy.

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laughingcrow's avatar

And SIX fuckin' years! Ridiculous. Outrageous. Incomprehensible.

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yellowmattercustard's avatar

Look. I'm just telling you what the hometown newspaper said. You and laughing crow can take up your complaints with the newspaper.

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

Did I say you did?

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yellowmattercustard's avatar

So why are you going on at me about it.

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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

If so, they've been quieter about it. For the past couple of weeks it seems that every story about deranged cruelty has been out of Tennessee.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

I’ve already heard the justification that rightwing voter fraud is justified to offset all of the leftwing voter they imagine happens.

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Adonna Frankel's avatar

Gosh, one would think they’re trying to scare black folks into not even registering to voteFify

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