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Auto-mobiles have <i>other</i> primary purposes besides killing and maiming?

Damn, I guess I'm doin' it wrong.

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Those are freedom green beans.

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Yeah, well, you take those witless wonders who shot a guy in a NJ mall parking lot, add Fucks Gnus blowhards screaming about it for two weeks, and that's all the "assisted thinking" a suburban white dolt needs.

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Except that they didn't actually cave- this is just the end game in their scam to fleece the rubes and drum up more audience for the next season. They sold DD merch like it was going out of style thanks to this fauxtroversy and guaranteed themselves an even bigger audience beyond the true believer yokels that were the audience as other people will now tune in to see what all the nonsense was about. Those rubes got played like a fiddle by both Robertson and A&E.

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Endorsing Rick Perry <i>and</i> defending same-sex marriage? Libertardian principles can bring a fellow to strange places, but there are limits, <i>viz.</i> "Your right to bear arms stops at the door to my money-making establishment."

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I read somewhere that the licensing deals were near $400 million, before this. And heard that A&E owns 'Duck Dynasty' whereas the Robertsons own 'Duck Commander. And here's a nice downer of an article: <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/ne..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-12-27/moguls-r...">http://www.bloomberg.com/ne...

South Dakota allows the ultra rich to set up 'dynasty' trusts (like the Wrigley family) that can never be taxed and allow the generations to get money from it and pay no inheritance taxes or have any oversight. Crap, even the teevee bloviating class is wealthy!

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Perhaps his free market insurance has something to do with it?

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Let's tell [Breitbart] ghost stories around the campfire!!

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Juneau, I've only been north of the lower 48 once.

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Nor is a carpetbagger Holy, Roman, nor an Empire.

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I'm going to hold my comments to a minimum because my guts are hurting so much from laughing... Toby is a liberal. You got that you dumb fuckyards? Actually, the term "liberal" is meaningless in this context. The term we should be looking at is <i>justice</i> and you sad sacks of shit are on the wrong side of it. By watching your reactions, I can now understand what the tiny brained fuckosaurs were thinking when the asteroid came screaming into their backyard. As the man said, "The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends toward justice.". You, my friends, are on the backslope of justice. Change your POV now or be counted among the dumbfucks that followed Palin and her brood.

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exactly, A&E has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for years now, since they discovered that high brow entertainment doesn't go over that well in the land of Beavis and Butthead. They finally settled on the formula of catering to the lowest common denominator, giving us all that wonderful trash TeeVee, including DD. That particular sow blew up into a cultural phenomenon and there was no way in the world they would walk away from that sweet cash. Whether they were in on it from the beginning or whether they simply realized that this was a golden opportunity once Phil shot his mouth off is debatable, but there was never any doubt whatsoever what the end result would be. They'll try to cover their ass by "opening the dialog" or some other horse shit, just to hide the obvious fact that they saw dollar signs over this and didn't hesitate a second before they whored themselves out for the moola...

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Why does Toby Keith hate 'Murrica?

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You'll need the gun before you eat there (to hold up a bank): <a href="http://www.tobykeithsbar.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.tobykeithsbar.com/sites/default/files/...">http://www.tobykeithsbar.co... Grilled Cheese $7.99 Meatloaf $16.99 Cowboy Ribeye $35.99

I'll stick to eating at the titty joint, thank you.

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Suburbs have paved over millions of acres in order to accommodate everyone owning multiple cars, instead of investing in public transportation. A suburban megarestaurant isn't built on main street; you have to drive to it. And then you get scared that some <strike>black guy</strike> bogieman is lurking in the lot to attack you in the dark, empty, paved-over, useless space where you left your car.That's about as fat as a culture can get.

Mclean VA, where this company has its headquarters, is just up the road from Woodbridge: <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2008/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.forbes.com/2008/04/10/parking-automobi...">http://www.forbes.com/2008/...

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"State law does prohibit most citizens who are legally carrying a concealed weapon from consuming alcohol. . ."

<i>MOST</i> citizens? WTF are the exceptions?!? (W = Who, What, and Why?)

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