It's September 11 Eve, everybody! Have you figured out how you're going to honor tomorrow yet? Maybe you will listen to Lee Greenwood and meditate on where you were when 9/11 was born, in a manger (your Lauri was in Austin, eating breakfast tacos). Will you burn a votive candle? Just make sure it's not one of those Mexi-candles with Mary on it. Oh, perhaps you should get a "Never Forget" tattoo, with this "Is-swastika-lam" design. And of course, make sure to Burn Yer Queeran...Speaking of which!
Pastor Jones may not know how to pronounce &quot;words&quot; when giving prepared remarks on national television, but, by God, he knows that the muslins are descended from Hagar, Abraham&#039;s whore bitch, who begat Ishmael, which, <i>come on,</i> could anything sound MORE satanic? I mean, when something is as obvious as this, does it really matter that a man&#039;s words come out all comical and stupid, even as he aspires to be taken seriously?
E-mon is like the new E-mail, only more terrorist-y.
Geez, is it 9/11 eve already? I haven&#039;t even started my shopping yet!
Pastor Jones may not know how to pronounce &quot;words&quot; when giving prepared remarks on national television, but, by God, he knows that the muslins are descended from Hagar, Abraham&#039;s whore bitch, who begat Ishmael, which, <i>come on,</i> could anything sound MORE satanic? I mean, when something is as obvious as this, does it really matter that a man&#039;s words come out all comical and stupid, even as he aspires to be taken seriously?
i hope to celebrate 9/11 by watching wonkette 9/11 parade of weeping eagles. it&#039;s like santa claus and mistletoe and who-ville all in one.
only with c*nt jesus.
this will happen right? please do not destroy my innocence.
In all fairness, the AFA knows how to judge damaged intelligence, sanity and health.
Where goest thou, America, in thy shiny black mosque in the night.