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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

E-mon is like the new E-mail, only more terrorist-y.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Geez, is it 9/11 eve already? I haven't even started my shopping yet!

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Pastor Jones may not know how to pronounce "words" when giving prepared remarks on national television, but, by God, he knows that the muslins are descended from Hagar, Abraham's whore bitch, who begat Ishmael, which, <i>come on,</i> could anything sound MORE satanic? I mean, when something is as obvious as this, does it really matter that a man's words come out all comical and stupid, even as he aspires to be taken seriously?

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fuflans's avatar

i hope to celebrate 9/11 by watching wonkette 9/11 parade of weeping eagles. it's like santa claus and mistletoe and who-ville all in one.

only with c*nt jesus.

this will happen right? please do not destroy my innocence.

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PsycWench's avatar

In all fairness, the AFA knows how to judge damaged intelligence, sanity and health.

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chascates's avatar

Where goest thou, America, in thy shiny black mosque in the night.

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