Greetings Wonkeristas, and welcome back to our occasional tour through the dissipated, sand-blasted desert hellscape that is the hive mind of the all-guns-all-the-time Second Amendment fetishists. We would visit more often but this is a terrible place and everyone who lives in it is terrible. Let us talk about one of the terrible ideas for which these terrible people advocate and then sneer at it, as is our wont.
"Don’t you love it when Yr Wonkette takes 900 words to arrive at the conclusion that we have no fucking idea what to do about this problem, other than to keep drinking?"
... but you're always crapsplaining like that. It's like watching someone untangle a bird's nest of cabling.
Where is the entrepreneur who will start up Guns Allowed Airlines (GAA, pronounced "ghey")? If guns make us safer, airplanes are certainly the cauldron in which to boil up some safety soup. On GAA there will be no humiliating disrobing or probing before boarding, no luggage scanning. Concealed weapons are not only allowed, they are encouraged. For safety.
"Once you go GAA, you'll never go any other way™". (I'm kinda working on the slogan.)
What proportion of campus sexual assaults involve the victim being unconscious or otherwise incapacitated? I&#039;m going to blithely assume it&#039;s quite high, in which case having a gun <em>couldn&#039;t possibly help the victim in any way</em>.
Fuck you, Cupp, you&#039;re brimming over with stupid, is what I&#039;m saying.
I challenge anyone to spend a few hours in a student dive bar on a Friday night and come away thinking that these people really need concealed weapons.
Not even had the misfortune to hear of it until now. The picture of the bottle on Wikipedia is enough to make me feel nauseous, I think I&#039;d probably just go with the rubbing alcohol.
And sure enough, <a href="http:\/\/www.invw.org\/node\/940" target="_blank">62% of reported sexual assaults are &quot;drug facilitated&quot;</a>.
&quot;Don&rsquo;t you love it when Yr Wonkette takes 900 words to arrive at the conclusion that we have no fucking idea what to do about this problem, other than to keep drinking?&quot;
... but you&#039;re always crapsplaining like that. It&#039;s like watching someone untangle a bird&#039;s nest of cabling.
Which, by the way, is another problem for which &quot;keep drinking&quot; is a perfectly acceptable response.
Where is the entrepreneur who will start up Guns Allowed Airlines (GAA, pronounced &quot;ghey&quot;)? If guns make us safer, airplanes are certainly the cauldron in which to boil up some safety soup. On GAA there will be no humiliating disrobing or probing before boarding, no luggage scanning. Concealed weapons are not only allowed, they are encouraged. For safety.
&quot;Once you go GAA, you&#039;ll never go any other way&trade;&quot;. (I&#039;m kinda working on the slogan.)
&quot;No&quot; means &quot;Yes&quot; -- &quot;BLAM!!!&quot; means &quot;No.&quot;
Since when is &quot;Keep Drinking&quot; not a valid solution?
Is that really considered drinking?
Mike&#039;s Hard Lemonade is to Liquor as Dries Banana Peels are to Drugs.
I, for one, think we should raise the age to get a driver&#039;s license to 40.
What proportion of campus sexual assaults involve the victim being unconscious or otherwise incapacitated? I&#039;m going to blithely assume it&#039;s quite high, in which case having a gun <em>couldn&#039;t possibly help the victim in any way</em>.
Fuck you, Cupp, you&#039;re brimming over with stupid, is what I&#039;m saying.
I challenge anyone to spend a few hours in a student dive bar on a Friday night and come away thinking that these people really need concealed weapons.
It&#039;s an excellent form of regulation. The acid will make you stop drinking long before you can get dangerously drunk.
And of course their solution to ammo shortages? Buy more ammo.
With minds like that, it&#039;s a wonder they can work out how to operate their front doors.
Maybe they&#039;re dimly aware of the fact that suicide is already the #2 cause of death among college kids, and want to get it to #1.
Not even had the misfortune to hear of it until now. The picture of the bottle on Wikipedia is enough to make me feel nauseous, I think I&#039;d probably just go with the rubbing alcohol.
And sure enough, <a href="http:\/\/www.invw.org\/node\/940" target="_blank">62% of reported sexual assaults are &quot;drug facilitated&quot;</a>.
Hahaha funny joke, they&#039;re blah!
Silly me, I thought that was bacon.