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bobbert's avatar

Are you saying the simp should tote his ass?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I think the wives are already charmed, and they don't want to have to hold them back when they drop their panties and scream, "TAKE ME, MANDINGO!" Getting Miss Lindsay to not do that during the State of the Union is work enough.

Also, I'm sure Michelle's arms intimidate them. They're so uppity. And yet there's something about an uppity negress that is so alluring...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ZljpTx_tJ78" target="_blank">Or a boot to the head</a> (15 and 41 secs especially)

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fuflans's avatar

rep stockman, i see your cannon and raise it by a drone.

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diogenez's avatar

Don't forget the United Nations. Also: fluoride.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yes, she's number three on Newt's twenty one gun salute

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and chemtrails

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I think someone turned in his corpse at one of those gun buybacks

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

2 words for these dipshits: predator drone. 2 more: Apache helicopter. Another 2: Tomahawk missile

Shock and Oh shit!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

BALLISTA LIBEL!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

back in the days when those pesky illegals practiced second amendment remedies too also

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