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And we're in on another war, YAAY.To be fair, the French bombed them first, we just shot cruise missiles. Do we get a triple war score for this?And how many special ops are on the ground, cuz I trust were not just shooting blind, right?Yeah, that would never happen...

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You are a wise (old?) man, I have to make sure to renew my shit in a couple years. As for cash, I may need to work on that. I can haz my 401k, like, um now?? Also I just heard that we now have new cruise missiles that can be launched towards an area, circle around, send back pics and then get a final target from the ship. How did I not know this?? Truly an awesome way to wreak havoc on your 'enemy' , the V2 buzzbombs ain't got shit on us!

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Dictators suck.

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That was a Pearl of great price...

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I was thinking more along the lines of Matthew 13:45-46, but having grown up a gentile in greater Deseret, it could have been a Freudian slip.

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"Let's bomb some brown people!" -George Carlin

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