Rick Santorum is treating reporters and media organizations today -- all asking for comment on his Super PAC sugar daddy Foster Friess' stunningly offensive comments yesterday about how "gals" should just keep their legs shut -- with the typical Santorum grace, which goes something like "WHINE WHINE WHINE PITY ME WHINE *UGH* WHINE I AM THE VICTIM HERE WHINE." And in today's fresh whine, he even threw in a whiny reference to Jeremiah Wright, to sour things that much more.