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SkeptiKC's avatar

The Polish Freedom Cow freakin' rocks and I LOVE her from her ears to her udders.

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Delu's avatar

Saw the picture and thought it was for the new Stellaris DLC.

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JCfromNC's avatar

I remember my brother doing this for my grandparents' cats. Except they would sit further away.

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Tosca's avatar

Polish cows are hardcore.

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phoenix00's avatar

Afterburning turbocow-l

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svejk's avatar

"repaid in kine" o now this is just vicious. homerically vicious. (not the simpson kind.) i am sure we are all in sowlidarity about that!

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Major Matt Mason's avatar

Outflanked again! I probably should chuck the whole matter.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

I think I know how this ends.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

I am thinking about Lech Walensa-- for him it was just a spontaneous rush for freedom, too. I can't think of anyone else like that, till these cows!

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chezmoi's avatar

Yes, Tipping is not a city in China (as a note on the tip dish at the original B&O Espresso used to remind us).

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Martin Chambers's avatar

led by Cow Zedong?

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Martin Chambers's avatar

this song was my first thought on the article

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Once you go bison?

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Lily412's avatar

"Repaid in kine"

That alone makes getting up this morning worth it.

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Keenan Kline's avatar

I learn something every day here at Wonkette. Not always useful, but an achievement none the less in spite of what I just wrote.

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Truly Madly Derply's avatar

Years from now, we'll look back on these two madcap cows https://uploads.disquscdn.c... and wonder "How did we not see this coming?"

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