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The Revolution will not be televised, except on Animal Planet.

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Dok Zoom, you had way too much fun writing this post. I LOLed so hard. But then I am a Yellow Lab so everything is exciting! My semi-monthly donations to Wonkette are well spent. I repay in kine.

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Tip your waiter!

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Dad Jokes FTW!

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Yay!

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Saw the picture and thought it was for the new Stellaris DLC.

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I remember my brother doing this for my grandparents' cats. Except they would sit further away.

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Polish cows are hardcore.

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Afterburning turbocow-l

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"repaid in kine" o now this is just vicious. homerically vicious. (not the simpson kind.) i am sure we are all in sowlidarity about that!

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Outflanked again! I probably should chuck the whole matter.

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I think I know how this ends.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I am thinking about Lech Walensa-- for him it was just a spontaneous rush for freedom, too. I can't think of anyone else like that, till these cows!

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Yes, Tipping is not a city in China (as a note on the tip dish at the original B&O Espresso used to remind us).

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led by Cow Zedong?

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