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SkeptiKC's avatar

The Polish Freedom Cow freakin' rocks and I LOVE her from her ears to her udders.

Delu's avatar

Saw the picture and thought it was for the new Stellaris DLC.

JCfromNC's avatar

I remember my brother doing this for my grandparents' cats. Except they would sit further away.

Tosca's avatar

Polish cows are hardcore.

phoenix00's avatar

Afterburning turbocow-l

svejk's avatar

"repaid in kine" o now this is just vicious. homerically vicious. (not the simpson kind.) i am sure we are all in sowlidarity about that!

Major Matt Mason's avatar

Outflanked again! I probably should chuck the whole matter.

gingerwentworth1's avatar

I am thinking about Lech Walensa-- for him it was just a spontaneous rush for freedom, too. I can't think of anyone else like that, till these cows!

chezmoi's avatar

Yes, Tipping is not a city in China (as a note on the tip dish at the original B&O Espresso used to remind us).

Martin Chambers's avatar

this song was my first thought on the article

Lily412's avatar

"Repaid in kine"

That alone makes getting up this morning worth it.

Keenan Kline's avatar

I learn something every day here at Wonkette. Not always useful, but an achievement none the less in spite of what I just wrote.

Truly Madly Derply's avatar

Years from now, we'll look back on these two madcap cows https://uploads.disquscdn.c... and wonder "How did we not see this coming?"