Happy anniversary, America! Light your Jahrzeit candle, because today is the five-year anniversary of the day John McCain got all mavericky and picked Sarah Palin's well-jogged ass off a Google image page of lady GOPers to be his co-loser in the 2008 presidential election! We sure have had a lot of laughs since then, haven't we, America? Mostly at Sarah's expense, but occasionally at the expense of her
Sarah Palin™ single-handedly transformed the American political landscape. She was behind the Tea Party's rapid ascent. Which gave us voter ID, Constitution-defying abortion restrictions, impeach Obama 'cause why-not, birtherism, Congress as a Death Panel repealing Obamacare 40 times, al Queda-friendly gun laws ... the list goes on.
Thanks Sarah for destroying America. But remember: God loves America and will punish you.
Squirmish.
Jesus. That's...something.
this.
i hate to be a nerd but never let it be forgot that is was Bill Kristol that is actually responsible for our sarah (wonkette has tons of stuff on this but my lazy unemployed ass is too drunk to look for it...). <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2008/10/10/...">http://www.thedailybeast.co...
by all accounts mccain threw the mother of all tantrums when not allowed to pick an old white guy.
No, I&#039;m philosophically opposed to an $80,000 pick up truck that rides like a dental chair.
5 years? It seems like 15.
As durable and dependable as a Ford Maverick.
So what&#039;s the next wingnut five year plan? I shudder to think.
Sarah Palin&trade; single-handedly transformed the American political landscape. She was behind the Tea Party&#039;s rapid ascent. Which gave us voter ID, Constitution-defying abortion restrictions, impeach Obama &#039;cause why-not, birtherism, Congress as a Death Panel repealing Obamacare 40 times, al Queda-friendly gun laws ... the list goes on.
Thanks Sarah for destroying America. But remember: God loves America and will punish you.