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bobbert's avatar

And the fucking dog.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

That'll be $5

$1 per brain cell. You broke 'em, you bought 'em.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Cut to the chase and just call them terrorists. That's what I do.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'd suggest shipping lots of our lawyers to Afghanistan, but I'm one of 'em so I won't.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And the good guys always win -- this explains the NRA's position.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Nothing is automatic. You actively fire every round, and if you stop pushing forward or you take your finger off the trigger the gun stops firing."

This is different from a machine gun, see, because <i>you have to use two hands. </i> "Nothing automatic" about it, nosiree, as it empties out your 50-round magazine.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and soon enough the shit will hit the fan...

Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, you know the sheriff's got his problems too, and he will surely take them out on me and you.

Chris Grrr's avatar

I thought it was Flaming Dildos of Death, but that's sorta cutesy for black metal.

Chris Grrr's avatar

I was expecting Sinead. My brain just supplies the "Ex-" in front of "Catholic" by default. It's a surprisingly versatile brain.

Chris Grrr's avatar

There's a George W. Bush joke right in front of you here.

I mean, all but staring you in the face...

Chris Grrr's avatar

Heeyyyyy Blaqualung...

Chris Grrr's avatar

It would seem the word "cooperation" has had a dramatic shift in meaning since the most recent editions of the dictionaries were printed.

m-w.com may not have a big staff to keep up with changes like this, because they already did the heavy lifting and they might have been let go.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Stop Hitlering yourself! Stop Hitlering yourself!

Chris Grrr's avatar

"Hardware whores" has fewer syllables.