You're old enough now that we can probably tell you about this. Sometimes when a rich lawyer and a law student like each other very much and are going to do lots of lawyer-pays-student sexytime, they write up a contract to ensure mutual satisfaction. But sometimes those contracts aren't written very well and hilarity ensues.
In Mr Chief Justice Roberts' Libertarian Fun Zone where there's no government regulation at all, who enforces the contracts? And who cleans up all the hazmat these wonderful corporations chuff out into the air and drain into the rivers and bury in landfills?
Couldn't the "unnamed sexual act" have been, say, blowing a kiss? Or holding hands? Because both parties to the contract seem rather...shy.
In Mr Chief Justice Roberts' Libertarian Fun Zone where there's no government regulation at all, who enforces the contracts? And who cleans up all the hazmat these wonderful corporations chuff out into the air and drain into the rivers and bury in landfills?
Couldn't the "unnamed sexual act" have been, say, blowing a kiss? Or holding hands? Because both parties to the contract seem rather...shy.
An oral contract isn't worth the dick or vadge it's not executed on, as Sam Goldwyn might have said.
Eliot Spitzer in King Arthur's Court.