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Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the resemblance!

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bobbert's avatar

I don't believe I've ever seen the word "sporkpoint" before. Well done.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Emergency services are socialist nanny state wastes of taxpayer munniez, that should be spent on blowing up Muslins.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

You're a lot more restrained that I would be. I'm really getting fed up with this shit.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I really love how they've captured the essence of the season for all Wingnuts:

"Why let a holiday about togetherness get in the way of our divisive pettiness?"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Nice job of Unskewing™ that whole <i>Good Will Towards Men</i> thing, rightwingnuts.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I hope it's to recall the shirts because they forgot the standard Republican Disclaimer on anything spoken, written, or plagiarized.

MERRY CHRISTMAS (Not Meant To Be A Factual Statement)

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'll just be shocked if she doesn't demand t-shirt royalties.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ann Coulter just got a boner reading that.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Even if I was the <i>most devious</i> False-Flag libral Soros-funded Tides Foundation secret Muslim Communist Satanist Multiculturalist, hell-bent to take down the Holiest of Holy Days, the very day Christ himself is celebrated as being born...

I never would be able to come up with the plan "let's make them shit on the very words Merry Christmas, and make them turn the phrase into some kind of offensive weapon to be used to push divisiveness and be total dickholes!"

I doubt I'm even devious enough to think up "sure, let's imbue little gaudy electric lightbulbs with the same religious significance held for, say, actual religious symbols like creches."

You go on, wingnuts. Please do keep fighting that "good fight," so that I don't have to!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She started her "Merry Christmas" book tour in Bethlehem Pennsylvania because that's where she thinks Jesus was born.

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PsycWench's avatar

This is the true meaning of Christmas: <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ScohzJxeVq8" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScohzJxeVq8">http://www.youtube.com/watc... There are videos with better quality but I love how Robert Earl Keen sounds pretty wasted.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

^This.^

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

What does the Foxs (News) say?

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Fartknocker's avatar

You should have seen the riots here in Austin when the wingnuts found out that Hanukkah commenced on Thanksgiving,

It was a good day for Reynolds Aluminum shareholders as the tin foil hats were out in full bloom.

The stupid will be strong this Christmas-Hanukkah-Kwanza season.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Santa Claus died for our sins. Of course, it was from high cholesterol, but still...

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