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But you can do it with only one good arm.

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You know, I didn't even notice this the first time through, because the asshole is such a repugnant pile of aborted feces, but this is a guy my age, who went to a legitimate (SWIDT?) college, and he is describing America as being <i>specially</i> unique.

So he's an <i>illiterate</i> repugnant pile of rotting rat dicks.

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Using different words, which he will not reveal.

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Lack of consent. Thank you.

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A little while ago, Wonkville froze up when I tried to use "flaming" in a title. Go figger.

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Ok...that's at least six times. Or maybe he has a really busy milkman.

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Stand Your Womb?

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I want to know what sort of rape that Huckabee Xmas card was ... forcible eye rape? It was our faultz, I'd bet ... what it the Huckabee dog's fault that their fat son legitimately raped, stoned and beat it to death?

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Worcester Polytechnic Institute, which is actually a decently-regarded school.

Mildly interesting bits of info:

1. Akin is a few months older than I, which means he should have graduated HS in 1965. He is shown as Class of 1971 at WPI, which suggests good student-deferment skillz.

2A. His congresscritter website says: "After graduation, he served as an officer in the U.S. Army with the Army Combat Engineers at Fort Belvoir in Alexandria, Virginia. He received an honorable discharge from the Army Reserves in 1980. Todd spent four years as an engineer with IBM. He later moved into corporate management at Laclede Steel." Which makes it sound like he was in the Army for eight years.

2B. However, his Senatorial campaign bio makes it pretty clear that he served about one year of active duty, and then worked for IBM for four years and then Laclede Steel from 1977, while in the inactive reserve.

3. He got his Master of Divinity in 1984 from Covenant Theological Seminary, which is the primary theological center of the "Presbyterian Church in America", which is (surprise) the conservative version of Presbyterianism. Handily, it's located in St Louis.

4. In addition to his opposition to abortion, he has also generated a bill to allow servicemembers, and in particular chaplains, to freely express, while on duty, their hatred for homosexuality. This is "freedom of religion".

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Haha.

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It's like an unforced error in tennis, but with more rape.

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Is it even possible to bust up a chiffarobe without using force?

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Is "unforcible" a word? Is it "non-forcible"? What exactly is the converse, here?

And what do you call it when one is constantly raping logic and reason?

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Oh, but here, see... Maybe they were unconscious, so the rape was somehow ... "non-forcible"?

WHAT THE FUCK

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Unfortunately the body politic of Missouri hasn't got the same kind of female powers to shut <i>that</i> whole thing down.

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that's ROMANTIC rape.

whole different kettle of fish so to speak.

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