The optics of him fighting tooth and nail for a ballroom while the economy is deteriorating are awesome. Keep it up big guy, at least through the mid-terms.
"On Saturday night, May 23rd, a shooter once again sought to murder the President, his family, and his staff at the historic White House complex." A bit of a stretch there Toddles
“Unlike virtually every similar structure in America, the Ballroom’s rooftop will include no air conditioning, venting, or similar facilities—It will be hermetically sealed to prevent malign forces from contaminating the circulating air, thereby threatening the lives of those inside”
I think a lot more people would get on board with this ballroom project if they knew about the airtight part. Now we just need to convince him that padlocks on the outside will make it the “biggest, most wonderful airtight structure like no one’s ever seen before.”
Well, just in case I was unclear whether this was an Evan piece. Yuck. Only Evan would inflict THAT particular visual on us. I say, there's something wrong with that boy!
***The snipers are going to protect the whole metro area? Those are some pretty neat snipers!***
Really, by protecting Assmouth, they're protecting the whole country. And if they're protecting the whole country, aren't they really protecting the entire world, all the brave freedoms that stand as a shining beacon in the gleaming city on a hill on a frog on a log on a bog, with turtles all the way down, coiled upon a rock by the great gray-green green Limpopo River, all set about with fever trees, their wonders to behold, forever and ever amen?
I feel like if we launched a spacecraft with Trump in it to the Earth-Sun L3 point it would be effectively impossible for any assassin to reach him and it'd probably cost far less than a billion dollars.
Does he have a ballroom bunker at Merde-a-Lardo too?
The bathroom where the secret files are?
Todd has felon fellation elation.
That sounds rather painful.
That stinking unwashed motherfucker.
He posted an AI photo of him standing over a dead rhinocerous with him holding a gun saying, "No RINOS. Repost to make the point clear."
literally threatning to murder those who vote against his shit.
GET RID OF HIM NOW BY ANY FUCKING MEANS NECESSARY! We have been dragged down into the shitsewer by this fuck.
And always tonguing, tonguing, tonguing towards Fascism
Uuuuhldhfdfhdhgggl
"Military grade venting."
That's just Pete Hegseth throwing another temper tantrum about "woke" ideology.
I just thought he had a bad case of gas.
The optics of him fighting tooth and nail for a ballroom while the economy is deteriorating are awesome. Keep it up big guy, at least through the mid-terms.
"On Saturday night, May 23rd, a shooter once again sought to murder the President, his family, and his staff at the historic White House complex." A bit of a stretch there Toddles
"BLANCHE!!!! I WANT PHASER BANKS, PHOTON TORPEDOES AND DEFLECTOR SCREENS ADDED TO THE TOP OF MY BALLROOM!!!!"
"Yes, Your Divine Grace! I will do anything you desire!"
"...the highest degree of bullet stoppage..."
Even I, the Supreme Mangler of Proper English, would be embarrassed to have written such drivel.
"...in order to prevent unexpected, rapid cranial disassembly."
I would've been inclined toward articulating "...high caliber cessation".
A filing rich with embarrassments.
That stuck out to me as well, which is pretty impressive considering just how awful the rest of the filing is.
“Unlike virtually every similar structure in America, the Ballroom’s rooftop will include no air conditioning, venting, or similar facilities—It will be hermetically sealed to prevent malign forces from contaminating the circulating air, thereby threatening the lives of those inside”
I think a lot more people would get on board with this ballroom project if they knew about the airtight part. Now we just need to convince him that padlocks on the outside will make it the “biggest, most wonderful airtight structure like no one’s ever seen before.”
"Roaches check in, but they don't check out!"
"Hairy 79-year-old Trump tongue, yum, Todd’s favorite."
Well, just in case I was unclear whether this was an Evan piece. Yuck. Only Evan would inflict THAT particular visual on us. I say, there's something wrong with that boy!
I want to frow uppe
And that is why we love him so much.
Evan has the great skill of being able to capture our penultimate revulsion in mere words.
Is penultimate really what you were going for?
OK ... our "complete and utter revulsion"?
***The snipers are going to protect the whole metro area? Those are some pretty neat snipers!***
Really, by protecting Assmouth, they're protecting the whole country. And if they're protecting the whole country, aren't they really protecting the entire world, all the brave freedoms that stand as a shining beacon in the gleaming city on a hill on a frog on a log on a bog, with turtles all the way down, coiled upon a rock by the great gray-green green Limpopo River, all set about with fever trees, their wonders to behold, forever and ever amen?
Snipers do not protect. That is not their job.
Iran should build a ballroom for it nuclear program. Totally impenetrable.
Blanche's daily affirmation. Carpe diem, carpe scrotum.
I feel like if we launched a spacecraft with Trump in it to the Earth-Sun L3 point it would be effectively impossible for any assassin to reach him and it'd probably cost far less than a billion dollars.
Better yet put Trump and Sleazy E on a SpaceX rocket heading to Mars and let a couple massive solar flares hit the craft on the way...
Marvin the martian though
Wont the cats on the roof chase the lasers and fall off?
Like Don Gato?