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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Texas voters? North Carolina voters? Your move in November. I don't think you've been sending your best to Congress. Unless you have, in which case may G_d have mercy on your souls.

Shocktreatment's avatar

"This isn't a death certificate, this is a final name change order!"

Kabuki for the rubes and the "news" reporting they believe

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Unless someone figures out how to revoke his bar license."

I have bad news for Gary and Wonkette (and the American people): the A.G. of the U.S.A. doesn't need to have any legal degree, license, or education, or know a fucking thing about the law, lawyering, the Constitution, or even a feeble grasp of the very concepts of democracy or justice. Any shameless, toadying dumbfuck will do, and Trump has certainly found one. The same treasonous GOPturds in the Senate who allowed RFKJr to kill untold thousands will allow this sacrilege to proceed without a whimper, or even an "expression" (read: excretion) of concern, because "fuck the people" is their official party platform.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

and he's still immune from IRS investigation into his taxes.

BlueSpot's avatar

"What, you don’t trust us? We TOLD you we would kill the fund, but you want it in writing, so FINE, here it is in writing. [EPSTEIN'S] MOM."

eddi-SABH's avatar

I figure the J6 payoffs will happen before November so Trump has time to organize them in poll "observers" and arm them.

marcus816's avatar

Bunch of spineless Trumpsuckers.

Hank Ford's avatar

I don’t believe nor trust Blanche or Trump on his matter. I believe legislation will have to be addressed to officially kill this issue.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Everyone in or adjacent to this maladministration is disgusting. White Toad needs a good disbarment.

Lois Henry's avatar

“Long term, they don’t want Republicans mad at them. It might hurt their post-Senate lobbying careers“. Thank you for clarifying what they are getting out of this theater of the absurd. As a Tarheel I’ve been wracking my brain for any reason to believe that Tillis was showing signs of character. I mean, I knew better.

G-7 in Space's avatar

For those not at 'Becca's...data centers rant by Majority Report

https://youtu.be/-tsaI-nqlz8?is=FwPk_5XfP2Rb46uk

G-7 in Space's avatar

Are we gathering here or in Rebecca's post?

GoldStar's avatar

"He's a compulsive liar but he wrote his lie down so I'm sure he's telling the truth now."

Jesus fucking christ these people.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

If Trump is so big on paying off the J6 rioters, why doesn't he use his own fucking money to do it? You know, cash in some of the crypto billions he's been racking up?

pskbh's avatar

OT

Spokane fires 🔥

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/8-30-a-m-california-interagency-incident-management-team-7-spokane-area-fires-update/vi-AA29jNWv

Asshole citizens are flying personal drones around the fires! The mandatory evac zone has been enlarged.