8 Comments

Put your wire in close proximity to his wire, in hopes that wires will get crossed as is their wont.

Expand full comment

Todd is toad?

Expand full comment

Thanks Extem...I think. I'd like to see who sat on the design committee for that one when god was putting the whole thing together.

God: Ok, next up cats. They're mammals...any suggestions that their mating should be different in any way?

Archangel Mike: We should put spines on the male's penis.

God: Dear me...why would you do such a thing?

Archangel Mike: I fuckin' hate cats.

God: But what about the humans that are kept away by the cries?

Archangel Mike: I fuckin' hate them too.

God: Sounds good to me. Draw up a blueprint and I'll make it happen.

Expand full comment

Some people MIGHT think "I heard that guy wasn't doing right by my wife, maybe I should ASK HIM ABOUT IT before tweeting about how pissed I am". Some people that don't live in Wasilla, that is.

Expand full comment

To: Palins From: The reality based world Date: 10/6/2010 RE: Privacy

Todd, you and the rest of the Wassilla Hillbillies have made yourselves public figures. You have no privacy. Get used to it.

Expand full comment

Ummm...I don't think we have to actually imagine something very much like it anymore.

Expand full comment

Don't cat penis' have that little hook-y thing on the end and that's why the lady cats screech so loud when they're given' it up?

Expand full comment

"We somehow got our wires crossed" sure does make it all go away. Nobody can dispute the crossing of wires which I claim took place. It's beautiful because it's so simple.

Expand full comment