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Pixeloid's avatar

It will also need a moat, because he wants sharks with fricken’ laser beams on their heads.

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Future target practice for the masses

mzf's avatar

As far as I know, there isn't a fifty foot high wall with barbed wire and broken glass atop it. So getting into DC by going around the GI Joe Gate should be pretty easy. Try the Key Bridge, or Clara Barton Parkway, or Wisconsin Ave, or any of the countless streets that suddenly say DC when you drive along them.

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

I guess the Arch idea was shelved when they freed the slaves.

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

Will the snipers have a clear shot to the White House?

On another note, why wasn't Trump charged with criminal damage to public property when he started mucking up the East Wing?

larry gassan's avatar

The Arch will also have lug-zhury SkyBox Suites so he can charge $50k/hourly rates for Epstein List Dicknitaries. But not as nice as the one for him and his consort, Miss Natalie.

TYFYATTM.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Donnie is trying to build a TRIUMPHAL ARCH while currently losing an unprovoked war he started against Iran.

Irony. How even does it work?

Enter Ranting's avatar

Maybe Donnie's Saudi Force One will crash into it, with him and Natalie onboard.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

As an American patriot, I’d be Ok if Grampa Assmouth fully barricaded 10 blocks around the White House, built his bunker, even included his Triumphal Arch inside his security perimeter. As long as that perimeter could be locked down from the outside. He can have the WH and all its surroundings as long as we never have to see him again. At least until the KFC clogs his arteries and we can send in the fumigators to clear the place out.

Funny thing that reminded me of…in my previous life as an Air Force engineer we had a Burger King on a base which burned down. The debris sat for months while we worked with the local authorities about how to demo and rebuild. When it was time to actually send the demo crews in, the most expensive and dangerous part of it was removing the walk-in freezers which had been full of meat and cheese and special sauce…and now months later were full of newly evolved living entities which wanted to break out and eat or mate with or mate with then eat everyone on base. Makes me think of what it will be like to clean out the WH in 2029. Steven Miller’s crypt alone will be an epic quest.

larry gassan's avatar

PS Miller will have Himmler's Spear of Destiny, while Katie will have Elon's Pork Sword.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Losers don't get triumphal arches. In truth, he's probably been jealous of Washington's arch in Washington Square in NYC for decades. You want an arch, big boy? Build it at Merde-a-Lardo with your own fucking money. We the People need food aid and medical care, not monuments to waaaaahhhhhhhnabees.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

I believe that the Orange Moron just recently saw a bird's eye view of the Moscow Kremlin, and the old green-eyed monster popped up. If Putin can have a complex like that - with towers! - then Donnie should have one, too! Otherwise, NO FAIR.

Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

It's hard to keep them upright.

They're mostly lying down.

FredRock's avatar

I'm 65 years old and I've NEVER, ever, heard anyone say that we need a fucking ballroom, let alone a triumphal arch. Never. Never ever considered it. This demented diaper fuckstick is completely INSANE and out of control. Congress and the Supreme Court do absolutely NOTHING!

Jebus! I shake my head every damn day! What the actual hell? Bull dosing the East wing wasn't the start but - The Kennedy Center for Performing Arts? The freaking war? So many others! I ask myself every day "When will this shit end"

It truly is insanity! And then the polling? WTF People? I really can't believe the numbers that support this megalomaniac!

Homer KPB's avatar

Will there be cow catapults?

mzf's avatar

What about cat cowaplts?

Tecolote's avatar

As with the East WIng fiasco, PAB thinks that calling it a military installation means he can finance it from that bottomless pit that is the DOD budget.

larry gassan's avatar

That fund will be so depleted that Iranians will sail to invade Murica. Those Dhows will be above 50,000!!!

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Does anyone really believe that anyone, even the suck-ups to the Secretary of War Crimes Hic!seth couldn't possibly want anything to do with this disaster.

This has all the feel of a Stephen Miller/Hic!seth joint. As one general put it, you only build a sniper's nest if you plan to use it.