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Cajun Kid's avatar

Here’s your tmi warning, folks.

I’m sitting on the balcony with the fun vape and a soda. Except for how I’m completely topless. I’m letting the girls enjoy the lovely weather.

And nobody can see me!

I am now just very mildly sad that I can’t order dinner. My craving for pizza (or hibachi) is…difficult to deal with.

eppe's avatar

Should Nachos be near the top of the Wonkette™ food pyramid?

Richard S's avatar

Nachos are at the bottom; you always pile stuff on top of them.

eppe's avatar

Location, location, location.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Revolution begins at home.

𝘉𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎: 𝘜.𝘚. 𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘷𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯’𝘴 𝘊𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘚’𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭’𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘎𝘢𝘻𝘢.

https://xcancel.com/ProudSocialist/status/2046315786810143195#m

M-X's avatar

Well, the Teen(legal adult)X has an interview tomorrow for Potential First Job, as a barista/cashier, and as she is autistic and trans/non-bin, extremely shy but very determined, all we can do is hope and support. I'll offer the reassurance I used for myself, to look at it like practice, this first-time-ever, and hope it reinforces that she will be best served in continuing her college classes. Cross limbs & digits, folks. ❤️

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I'm starting to find it hard to tell the difference between Pete Hicseth and that stupid ShamWow guy

https://substack.com/@fukuisanyesota/note/c-246586750?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knplb

"M"'s avatar

You mean ...

that's not him

?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

As I noted before you joined us earlier, the difference is Kegsbreath hasn’t had a hooker try to bite his tongue off during a coke binge yet.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

He doesn’t slur his words like 50 Cent, so…

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

ROTFLMAO!!!

"Phrasing!"

Russell Jones's avatar

lmao

Great God A-mighty, are these fuckers DUMB.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Um, what does that even mean?

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

LOBOTOMIES 4 ALL!!!!!!1!!111!!!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I was hoping someone here knew if it's for himself or others, because if it's for others that'd be a first for him.

"M"'s avatar

It means Joe Rogan went to his office

It also means he and the regime are trying to find another way to institutionalize minorities and other marginalized people

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Legalizing psychedelics to take more people with him when he dies.

schmannity's avatar

Chip Roy introduces MAMDANI Act to denaturalize and deport socialists

The bill, called the “Measures Against Marxism’s Dangerous Adherents and Noxious Islamists,” or MAMDANI, Act, is a reference to socialist New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who is also a Ugandan immigrant.

The proposed bill specifically moves to enable deportation and denaturalization for immigrants with “any membership, affiliation, or advocacy of socialist, communist, Chinese communist, Marxist, or Islamic fundamentalist doctrines,” amending the Immigration and Nationality Act to do so.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/house/4535979/chip-roy-mamdani-act-deport-socialists/

Ward From Cali's avatar

I fucking hate the internet. Acronym-finding sites have really raised the game on rightwing hate-twee.

Parakeetist's avatar

"I will take away people's citizenship just because I don't like them" Bill is more like it.

Jackass.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

He's out the door soon, good riddance to his crazy.

PropellerVigo's avatar

I think the common thread of all of those ideologies is they end in -ist.

or the ROY act "Radicalized Old Yokels"

Oy!'s avatar

Chip Roy is such a self-serious clown. And don't get me started on his pathetic 'goatee' . . .

Marlon Again's avatar

Gotta have an acronym but ask them why.

TerseNurse's avatar

charmed, I'm sure.

GiggleSnort's avatar

The Fascism is strong with that one.

"M"'s avatar

So is the batsh*t

That is some seriously unhinged crap

tehbaddr's avatar

It makes him a 2028 contender!

GiggleSnort's avatar

Went out this morning to see if I could see the Black-chinned Hummingbirds that had been reported at a trail quite near my home. Our most common hummingbird by far is Anna's Hummingbird, but the Black-chinned ones also are here and breed in this area. Got there and found another birder out with a big telephoto lens. He pointed me to the top of a dead tree, and sure enough, there was a male Black-chinned sitting right up there. He said a female had been sighted there too, but was not now visible. This is not a world life list first for me: I'd seen them before in Arizona. But this is my first time seeing one in California.

R. Riddle's avatar

Saw rumors of this on social media earlier today; now it's official and breaking in the mainstream media. Drinking on the job and an affair with a staffer? So sorta a combination of Whiskey Pete/Kash Patel and Kristi Noem.

I'm beginning to really wonder if JD (and/or Thiel) are encouraging all these leaks to get it down to a cabinet that would 25th Trump.

Trump labor secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer resigns amid misconduct investigation

"Donald Trump’s labor secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer is stepping down, the administration announced on Monday, after a series of misconduct allegations including having an affair with a subordinate and drinking on the job."

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/20/trump-labor-secretary-lori-chavez-deremer

Joe Blow's avatar

Oh hell, now she'll probably come back to Oregon.

Marlon Again's avatar

Stop her at the state line.

PropellerVigo's avatar

He's firing the "secretaries." Wake me up when a dude get the axe.

PropellerVigo's avatar

I think we may have dodged a bullet with that medal of honor. If Trump did award it to himself, then he'd be breaking ground on that stupid arch right now so he'd have somewhere to host the award ceremony.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Tim Apple has quit. It makes sense. You gotta get out at a point that you can still enjoy all that grotesque wealth. Wait too long and your just another "sad old man, all alone, and dying of cancer" as Roger Waters put it. also, the world is literally on fire, so there is time pressure there to enjoy the nice places before they are totally fucked up. Like Hawaii has been getting fucked up, and that was where all the billionaires went to, once Northern California became dicey. So congrats to Tim Apple.

"M"'s avatar

He still has a seat on the board

The bored, maybe

Fiddlesticks's avatar

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks of him as Tim Apple

Goin Green's avatar

When we think of him at all...

"M"'s avatar

We think of him

He had ICE Block deleted from the Apple store

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

He didn't have the common decency to exit the stage like Steve Jobs did.

At least while Jobs was there, Apple did Interesting Things.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Well, addicting millions of children to social media is sort of interesting

Goin Green's avatar

Well, at least it's better for them than fentanyl...

Isn't it?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I'm going to start one of those "prediction investment" websites, like Kalshi or Polymarket. The first offering on Don'tCallThisGamblingWithBitterScribe dot com will be on how long Ka$h Patel will be around.

I'm thinking of breaking the bet down as follows:

1) The over/under on how many days until Patel is out of the FBI;

2) The O/U on how many days after that he'll formally drop the lawsuit he filed today against the Atlantic for calling him a drunk.

The thing is, I can't decide whether to make (2) available as a double-or-nothing alternative for losers of bet (1), or set them up as two legs of a parlay*. If I choose the latter option, maybe I could add a third leg, like whether Patel gets socked with defendants' legal fees once he drops his suit. What do you all think?

*For those who don't know yet still care, a "parlay" is a bet that two or more events, or "legs," will happen in sequence. Parlay, with half a dozen or even more legs, are the most popular and profitable of all the bets placed on online bookie sites, simply because they're the suckiest of sucker bets.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Only accept crypto and never pay out.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I like the way you think!

Goin Green's avatar

I'll lose money on your site any day!

I lose money on any other site I ever visit, why not a site for predicting idiocy and the fall thereof?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I think Patel will be the last under the bus, because narcissists are nothing if not perverse.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Meaning, Trump will keep him solely to spite those who predict his ouster?

Strangely enough, that's how J. Edgar Hoover is said to have kept his job with LBJ.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Oh, that labor secretary? 🤷‍♂️ If it's not her sabotaging labor, it'll be someone else.

Russell Jones's avatar

State Sen. Julie Gonzales, a progressive, is challenging incumbent Dem Sen. John Hickenlooper in this year's primary. She scored the endorsement of the AFL-CIO over the weekend, which is a helluva nice get. I will knock on doors, deliver yard signs, etc. for Gonzales, but Hick's got way too much money and name recognition to overcome here. After a successful business run, he served two terms as Mayor of Denver and two terms as Governor of Colorado, with high approval in both jobs. He's now shooting for a second term in the U.S. Senate.

The good news is that, unlike some other states, this Dem Senate seat is not at risk. The only GOP candidate on that party's primary ballot is Mark Baisley, a vacuous lightweight whose biggest "asset" seems to be a hearty endorsement from Lauren Boebert.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

She gave him a hand-up or a hand-out?

Russell Jones's avatar

Hand-up, hand-out, hand-jerb . . . it's all of a piece where Bobo is concerned. :D