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If they have a brain injury while biking without insurance, they should die twice.

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After my last comment, I admit I have no standing, but, that's sick! Kind of like Autumn Afterbirth Mint.

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Rosebud.

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'all things considered' opened this story with: 'one senator is holding up the bill'.

it occured to me that not only did i know with 100% certainty which party the senator would belong to, i knew within three guesses which republican asshole it would be.

my first guess NORMALLY would have been baby paul, but today has brought a wealth of discussion about how he's got a collapsing bridge that is at risk of killing of his fat bagger fan base and doesn't have the money to fix it up.

DOH! feds!!!

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Is it stacked full of riders to install free abortion clinics in every mall Starbucks

I'd like the Venti abortion with skim, please.

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Isn't that because of the Hassidics in Brooklyn who don't like seeing the barely-clothing biking?

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Isn't Coburn the shithead the flew his private plane onto a closed runway, causing workers to run for their lives?

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exactly

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That ain't right

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