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“It’s who wins... that has long-lasting effects. And I got to tell you right now, out here in the real world, these people think Ted Cruz is a hero." Speaking as a loser, about a bunch of losers who lost, Tom manages to contradict his premise with remarkable brevity.

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Why do Democrats always dwell in the past? Time to move on, you sad, shut-in losers. The only issue right now is How Come Obamacare Is So Badly Mismanaged? Especially in red states that refused to prepare for it, fund it, hire staff for it, or set up healthcare exchanges? This is proof that the federal government is biased against red states!

We have to impeach Secy Sibelius NOW!!1!!!11!! Damn, we have 16 days' worth of misdirected bile to make up for!

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Won't Mr The Hammer be surprised when he discovers that Real Americans know Sarah Palin is just the kind of hero we need to lead this once-great nation.

Well-laundered baksheesh is on the other foot now, pal!

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Honor among thieves.

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...geez, these guys are like that ex-girlfriend from college that still thinks you were "meant to be together" 8 years later when you are married with 2 kids. Denial is a bitch!

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Holy wow. I just hurt myself face-palming on that "real America" BS. That's some bizzaro-world shit right there.

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Sure, Tom, if you define "people in the real world" as "people who love Ted Cruz", then (A) you're a ratfucking asshole, and (B) most "people in the real world" love Ted Cruz.

Tom, you're a ratfucking asshole.

Oh by the way, how the fuck do you come to the conclusion that Ted Cruz won? Or are you claiming that Americans love losers? (apart from Rocky, of course, but newsflash: Philly's full of East Cost Liberals™)

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<i>that most people in the “real world” consider Cruz and the House Republicans to be heroes</i>

I mean, Fox can still be manipulated, so that obviously means the low info people will follow, right?

Right?

… mommy?

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