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theCryptofishist's avatar

And then there's Vyacheslav.

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John Wills's avatar

First Phjil Gramm emerges from the catacombs, now Tom DeLay. Begins to read like Tales from the Crypt." Jesu Christi!

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handyhippie65's avatar

hey now, yer crackin one of my favorite movies. poor george doesn't deserve the make under.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Naaaah...Delay can't afford Ham Rove. Fail like that don't come cheap...

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Zyxomma's avatar

All the upfists for this!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Did you ever see Mad Dog Morgan? Great scene where an aboriginal gives Morgan (Dennis Hopper) the skin of a quagga.

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

I have not, but I'll look it up.Thanks for the tip!

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Mimihaha's avatar

Does this mean Dennie Hastart paid for the nice letter Delay wrote to the judge?

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Iam Reading's avatar

Going to go look for my bag of dicks for Tom DeLay to eat

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GaWain's avatar

He's definitely '...as simple as they can get'.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

That should fill his calendar for this quarter, anyway.

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revenant's avatar

Hot Tub Tom would be right near the head of my list... he's slipped some, but not forgotten

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

I admire your skill at double entendre sir.

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

I tried that "& Associates" trick. Didn't work.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Just hire Ken Shabby for your toilet scrubbing needs - far less loathsome.

https://youtu.be/6XXXHOHRVNU

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Bunny, bunny. Who's got the bunny???

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