Looks like now that ol' Tom DeLay's legal troubles are in the past, he's busy polishing up his credentials for the next phase of his life on the Wingnut Welfare circuit.
He's probably angling for a teevee evangelist gig. You can raise tub-loads of money tax-free, write off huge expenses, and probably get laid by the starry-eyed young ladies who love the Lord.
And brass balls.
So you missed him on the 2009 season of Dancin' with the Stars? Seriously, you can't even make this shit up.
Ahem, Lincoln (R - Illinois) ... am I missing something here? If so, my bad.
FFS. Tom Delay and Orly Taitz exhumed in the same freaking week? There's not enough alcohol on the planet to take away the pain.
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He does all of that when He's not busy deciding the outcome of football games.
Ot, <a href="http:\/\/www.sadtrombone.com\/\?play=true" target="_blank">for all my American friends...</a>
Don&#039;t forget the time he was on Hardball and said he thought Obama ought to show his gift certificate.
Fishmen.
Hm, I would have gone with Chemicals, but you learn sumthin&#039; every day.
He did. He just told different answers to different people. Quite the prankster, that God.
Well, let me begin, then...
He was off making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
He&#039;s probably angling for a teevee evangelist gig. You can raise tub-loads of money tax-free, write off huge expenses, and probably get laid by the starry-eyed young ladies who love the Lord.
<i>You meant that you are actually a complete charlatan who is angling for a sinecure somewhere nice</i>
You will know them by their fruits.
And nuts.
Good news for surgeons and mohels, though!