Wonkette artistic contributor (and Chicago Reader staffer, yay!) Lauri Apple has a special War On Xmas Eve present to bless all of you, everyone: It's the Talking Thomas Friedman Doll, direct from a business-class flight from some exotic foreign destination with Pizza Huts and golf courses! He's so full of crap, your dogs will try to eat him!
Tom Friedman Talking Doll Won't Stop Talking!
Tom Friedman Talking Doll Won't Stop Talking!
Tom Friedman Talking Doll Won't Stop Talking!
Wonkette artistic contributor (and Chicago Reader staffer, yay!) Lauri Apple has a special War On Xmas Eve present to bless all of you, everyone: It's the Talking Thomas Friedman Doll, direct from a business-class flight from some exotic foreign destination with Pizza Huts and golf courses! He's so full of crap, your dogs will try to eat him!