"Homan is wise to have shifted blame to Todd “I transferred Ghislane Maxwell to cushier accommodations” Blanche and Pam ”The Dow Is Over 50,000” Bondi."
Homan (bless his heart) tried to shift blame to AG Birkenau Barbie and Blanche, but Homan has the same credibility as the rest of the assholes serving in the current regime. No matter what he says or does he still is on the hook for the same illegal, unconstitutional, and illiberal actions taken by the ICEholes. As the Border Czar he has considerable input on immigration enforcement, therefore he has a good amount of the blame (and opprobrium) for what's going down in Minneapolis and everywhere else the ICEholes are overly active.
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"That would be something she'd [DHS' Birkenau Barbie] have to answer."
Yeah, right, her answers would be no different than any other MAGAdroid asshole's: screaming, misdirecting, and insulting those who dare question her activities -- in general, just being childish.
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"I don't like the masks either, but because threats against ICE officers, you know, are up over 1500 percent, actual assaults, and threats are up over 8000 percent, these men and women have to protect themselves."
This begs the usual response: prior to the Fulvous Fuckwad's coronation ICE didn't need masks for self-protection. The agents might not have been one of the people's favorites but they were following the laws and not doing everything they can to violate the civil and human rights of immigrants (documented or undocumented) and citizens (both native born and nationalized). One of the basic rules of Karma is violence begets violence; they wouldn't experience hazards to themselves and their families if they weren't abusive, dangerous, and threatening families in the first place.
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"DOJ interpret that law saying in certain — in certain circumstances"
There is no interpretation needed by the DOJ, the law is the law, and claiming otherwise is unmitigated bovine scat. Interpreting is the responsibility of an ***independent*** Judiciary and not some incompetent, unqualified asshole leading a weaponized DOJ answering to a corrupt and vindictive POTUS instead of the People. Plus, US laws are very specific as to the difference between an administrative warrant and a judicial one. (see: https://www.aclusc.org/immigration-enforcement-administrative-vs-judicial-warrants/)
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"They ought to be saying “thank you.”"
Just like a wannabe frat rat on the receiving end of a paddle, like Chip Diller from "Animal House," "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"
Wasatch County GOP chairman accused of waterboarding teen daughter
HEBER CITY — The Wasatch County GOP chairman, who is also a father, was charged Wednesday with waterboarding his teenage daughter.
David Nephi Johnson, 54, was booked into the Wasatch County Jail on Tuesday and charged in 4th District Court on Wednesday with aggravated child abuse, a first-degree felony.
Johnson is chairman of the Republican Party of Wasatch County.
The investigation began Jan. 21 when police received a report from the Division of Child and Family Services that a teenage girl "did not feel safe in her home and expressed fear for her life," according to a police booking affidavit.
During an interview, the girl said her father waterboarded her as punishment for not cleaning her room and "having it be spotless to (her father's) expectations" before she went out with friends, the affidavit states.
Homan's a clown. If he didn't get to keep the 50k, he should just admit it. That's fine, he should have given it back. The FBI isn't going to cover for him forever.
What is with this "threats have gone up 8000%" bullshit? Based on what? What were the threats before? Japper didn't ask. And let's do some mathing here: 800% would be eight times the # of threats. This is why I hate it when anyone uses percentages, because it makes the numbers seem YUUUUGE. So 8000% would mean threats have gone up by a factor of 80. Not 80 more threats, but 80 TIMES the old number of threats. So... 80 times what? Two? Ten? A hundred? And also, when is Take Japper writing his EXPOSÉ on Rump's cognitive decline? What a simpering, pusillanimous pustule of a pretense of perspicacity. Also a prick.
One of the other bullshit things Homan said - in response to the Democrats’ demand that ICE/CBP agents wear badges and identification - is that they already do, referring to “placards” on vests that identify the agency they work for.
1. Not all of them do, since we’ve seen numerous examples of “plainclothes” agents, like the ones who kidnapped that college student off the street, or the guy in the grey hoodie who removed the gun from Alex Pretti’s holster.
2. Even if they wear placards identifying their specific agency (ICE, CBP, etc.), the whole point is that they need to have visible information that shows their INDIVIDUAL identity, so they can be held accountable. This could be their name, or at least badge number. You know, like actual law enforcement officers wear.
Just because Homan isn’t as in-your-face aggressive like Bovino, it doesn’t mean that he’s “reasonable” by any stretch of the imagination.
I'm sure the first thing in which I ever saw him was To Kill a Mockingbird, in which he played Boo Radley. Saw it at the drive-in with my family when I was a kid. May his memory always be a blessing.
I'd forgotten he was in To Kill A Mockingbird, which is testament to his performance and just how brilliant it was. You really did believe he was a ten year old girl.
It means they updated the system to show where children were placed. What I heard this morning is that when children are placed with relatives,etc by the courts, child services, their info is entered into a database which can then get out of date. So by “finding” these children, what they did was actually update the database with the kids info. Not really “finding” but updated. It’s just another twist of words for this administration
Under implied threat of termination if they didn't, most likely.
“We can’t have American producers closing American factories and offshoring. We need to protect American jobs and protect American manufacturing,” he said during an interview with CNBC in September 2024."
Liar liar.
"He (John Paulson, a hedge fund billionaire) was in the running to serve as secretary of treasury during Trump’s second term but withdrew because of “complex financial obligations”.
Eww. We used those little green rubber cheerios and a device for deploying them. I think it's called and elastrator or something. It might work on Homanculus if you can find where to use it. Wear hip boots.
"HOMAN: President Trump has already found 145,000 children. In Minnesota alone"
Oh Fucking Christ on a pogo stick!
"Homan is wise to have shifted blame to Todd “I transferred Ghislane Maxwell to cushier accommodations” Blanche and Pam ”The Dow Is Over 50,000” Bondi."
Homan (bless his heart) tried to shift blame to AG Birkenau Barbie and Blanche, but Homan has the same credibility as the rest of the assholes serving in the current regime. No matter what he says or does he still is on the hook for the same illegal, unconstitutional, and illiberal actions taken by the ICEholes. As the Border Czar he has considerable input on immigration enforcement, therefore he has a good amount of the blame (and opprobrium) for what's going down in Minneapolis and everywhere else the ICEholes are overly active.
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"That would be something she'd [DHS' Birkenau Barbie] have to answer."
Yeah, right, her answers would be no different than any other MAGAdroid asshole's: screaming, misdirecting, and insulting those who dare question her activities -- in general, just being childish.
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"I don't like the masks either, but because threats against ICE officers, you know, are up over 1500 percent, actual assaults, and threats are up over 8000 percent, these men and women have to protect themselves."
This begs the usual response: prior to the Fulvous Fuckwad's coronation ICE didn't need masks for self-protection. The agents might not have been one of the people's favorites but they were following the laws and not doing everything they can to violate the civil and human rights of immigrants (documented or undocumented) and citizens (both native born and nationalized). One of the basic rules of Karma is violence begets violence; they wouldn't experience hazards to themselves and their families if they weren't abusive, dangerous, and threatening families in the first place.
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"DOJ interpret that law saying in certain — in certain circumstances"
There is no interpretation needed by the DOJ, the law is the law, and claiming otherwise is unmitigated bovine scat. Interpreting is the responsibility of an ***independent*** Judiciary and not some incompetent, unqualified asshole leading a weaponized DOJ answering to a corrupt and vindictive POTUS instead of the People. Plus, US laws are very specific as to the difference between an administrative warrant and a judicial one. (see: https://www.aclusc.org/immigration-enforcement-administrative-vs-judicial-warrants/)
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"They ought to be saying “thank you.”"
Just like a wannabe frat rat on the receiving end of a paddle, like Chip Diller from "Animal House," "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"
fnord
Wait. tfg "found" 145,000 children? Were they all playing hide and seek and got lost? Were they buried deep in the trumpstein files?
Something hinky there.
Yes.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpXwQvhWYAAmBUU?format=jpg
Nothing there?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpXwQvhWYAAmBUU?format=jpg
Spare the pail, spoil the child
Wasatch County GOP chairman accused of waterboarding teen daughter
HEBER CITY — The Wasatch County GOP chairman, who is also a father, was charged Wednesday with waterboarding his teenage daughter.
David Nephi Johnson, 54, was booked into the Wasatch County Jail on Tuesday and charged in 4th District Court on Wednesday with aggravated child abuse, a first-degree felony.
Johnson is chairman of the Republican Party of Wasatch County.
The investigation began Jan. 21 when police received a report from the Division of Child and Family Services that a teenage girl "did not feel safe in her home and expressed fear for her life," according to a police booking affidavit.
During an interview, the girl said her father waterboarded her as punishment for not cleaning her room and "having it be spotless to (her father's) expectations" before she went out with friends, the affidavit states.
https://www.ksl.com/article/51446742/i-dont-feel-very-safe-utah-man-accused-of-waterboarding-teen-daughter
Homan's a clown. If he didn't get to keep the 50k, he should just admit it. That's fine, he should have given it back. The FBI isn't going to cover for him forever.
What is with this "threats have gone up 8000%" bullshit? Based on what? What were the threats before? Japper didn't ask. And let's do some mathing here: 800% would be eight times the # of threats. This is why I hate it when anyone uses percentages, because it makes the numbers seem YUUUUGE. So 8000% would mean threats have gone up by a factor of 80. Not 80 more threats, but 80 TIMES the old number of threats. So... 80 times what? Two? Ten? A hundred? And also, when is Take Japper writing his EXPOSÉ on Rump's cognitive decline? What a simpering, pusillanimous pustule of a pretense of perspicacity. Also a prick.
Ta, MM. Yes, you watch so we don't have to, and we are eternally grateful for that.
One of the other bullshit things Homan said - in response to the Democrats’ demand that ICE/CBP agents wear badges and identification - is that they already do, referring to “placards” on vests that identify the agency they work for.
1. Not all of them do, since we’ve seen numerous examples of “plainclothes” agents, like the ones who kidnapped that college student off the street, or the guy in the grey hoodie who removed the gun from Alex Pretti’s holster.
2. Even if they wear placards identifying their specific agency (ICE, CBP, etc.), the whole point is that they need to have visible information that shows their INDIVIDUAL identity, so they can be held accountable. This could be their name, or at least badge number. You know, like actual law enforcement officers wear.
Just because Homan isn’t as in-your-face aggressive like Bovino, it doesn’t mean that he’s “reasonable” by any stretch of the imagination.
Bovino had short man's syndrome, for some vertically challenged men it's a real thing.
I would hate being short. 6'1" and loving it up here.
Nods in 6'3"
Oh, just as evil ... just better in front of the camera.
Even though Homan talks as though his mouth is filled with marbles and mashed potatoes. Maybe some of the nuts he’s been storing for winter.
Every single one of these emeffers is dumber than they look.
OT:
The Consigliere has died.
Robert Duvall was 95.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/feb/16/robert-duvall-dies-apocalypse-now-godfather-mash-to-kill-a-mockingbird
I'm sure the first thing in which I ever saw him was To Kill a Mockingbird, in which he played Boo Radley. Saw it at the drive-in with my family when I was a kid. May his memory always be a blessing.
“Air calvary, son, air mobile!”
Don’t forget he was the taxi driver giving Steve McQueen a San Francisco tour in Bullitt
An incredible man who leaves an incredible legacy.
I'd forgotten he was in To Kill A Mockingbird, which is testament to his performance and just how brilliant it was. You really did believe he was a ten year old girl.
LOL.
Daniel!
𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 145,000 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯.
Was that with or without help from his good friend Jeffery Epstein?
WTF does he even mean by that? Kids they lost during Rump 1.0? Trafficked kids (same kids)? I mean, who? Where? What? How?
Has Homan found all the kids he lost during the family separation policy he oversaw?
It means they updated the system to show where children were placed. What I heard this morning is that when children are placed with relatives,etc by the courts, child services, their info is entered into a database which can then get out of date. So by “finding” these children, what they did was actually update the database with the kids info. Not really “finding” but updated. It’s just another twist of words for this administration
Maine Coon kiddens awrasslin', for your Brame Klezmer pleasure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWg9pRaNkm4
I love Maine Coons! They look just like Ron Perlman when they are grown
I has two brothers, also, but blond. And yes, they throw down! But also cuddle. :-)
SURPRISE ME. SURPRISE ME NOT.
Trump donor who criticized offshoring to close Ohio plant and move work to China
(On) Shore dead in Ohio.
They are all a bunch of fucking liars who lie.
And I’m sure those factory workers in Ohio voted for the Liar-in-Chief.
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/feb/16/john-paulson-conn-selmer-ohio-factory-china-trump
Under implied threat of termination if they didn't, most likely.
“We can’t have American producers closing American factories and offshoring. We need to protect American jobs and protect American manufacturing,” he said during an interview with CNBC in September 2024."
Liar liar.
"He (John Paulson, a hedge fund billionaire) was in the running to serve as secretary of treasury during Trump’s second term but withdrew because of “complex financial obligations”.
I can imagine.
I'm not so sure, it's a UAW plant.
Yeah, but it’s in Ohio, and run by a guy who supports Trump and spoke out against offshoring manufacturing jobs.
OHIO! The Republican Stronghold Which Sets the Course of America and The World!
Right? I was in Ohio once. Not impressed.
Me too. There was some pork-centric restaurant and the flow hood exhaust was directed over the entrance. Total Pork Experience.
America First, yo! Those schlubs ain't gonna need those jerbs now that Trump has made us all rich beyond our wildest dreams.
About time somebody called Obi-Wan Kenobi on his bullshit, Michael.
"Couldn't just admit you were wrong, could you?"
"From a certain..."
"Mate, come on."
"What have I done?"
Eet ees not my yob!
Homan is the fuckhead who authorized the sterilization of Latina female ICE prisoners during Trump ver 1.
We’re gonna need a bigger meat hook for this piece of shit.
I have a cattle castrating blade out in the garage somewhere...
Is it rusty? Do they consider the post exposure anti-toxoid a vaccine or just the actual vaccine?
Oh, I think that I have seen enough things come into our scrap yard over the years that would work quite well, not to mention our own equipment.
A sharp piece of that same scrap metal will serve the desired purpose satisfactorily.
Eww. We used those little green rubber cheerios and a device for deploying them. I think it's called and elastrator or something. It might work on Homanculus if you can find where to use it. Wear hip boots.
LOL, we used those on the farm and called them Cheerios as well.
Milan doesn't have enough gas stations for this administration.