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Philip Martin's avatar

The last time I saw a face like Tom Homans it was in an SS uniform and shooting children in the head

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Whoever put this cartoon character's face up as Tom Homely....chef's kiss and dead-on balls accurate. Looks just like the fn dolt.

glenglish's avatar

I'll trust that the transcripts are accurate cuz I sure the fuck ain't gonna watch these mainstream media clips

Kel Varnsen's avatar

Where’s the money mumbles?

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

This. Isn't. Over. Homan will be in prison some day, if we can keep our republic. I know that's a big if, but it is not yet an impossible if. May TFG drop dead before the halfway point of his second term, and to do it without pocket pardons for all of his criminal enterprise. Jizzy Divan ought to hold out the promise of one so that they won't stab him in his toga.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Kudos, Michael. The header pic from Looney Tunes could have been modeled after Homan.

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Homan looks like a thumb. Or a baseball umpire ordered from Temu.

His sole response to things that he should take responsibility for is, 'It wasn't me.'

Someone needs to slap The Thumb upside the head with a copy of the Constitution and make him read the 4th Amendment. Commit it to memory, even. How about someone raid his house, waving around an administrative warrant as their sole authority to do that?

33,000 children missing in Mpls. since the last administration? O rly? Where were they? And why didn't the parents/teachers of these children ask a bunch of questions regarding their whereabouts? Maybe because they never existed, hmmm?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

33,000? That 7% of Minneapolis's total population.

Considering what I know about Savannah Guthrie's mom, you'd think something like that would have made the news.

Judith Gourdie's avatar

Can say that they’ve not left Minnesota. We just saw pictures of a new batch of cars being delivered to the federal building here and it’s still very obvious to see them driving around

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Homan really said “thank you” like ICE just dropped off a casserole instead of a tactical unit.

If your defense on national TV is “that’s a question for DOJ” and “from a certain point of view,” you’re not leading. You’re dodging. And when the math sounds like it was calculated on a broken Etch A Sketch, maybe don’t flex it on three networks in one day.

Big Mad is not a governing philosophy. It’s just loud insecurity in a suit.

Lemonhead's avatar

It's something how often this admin talks in "rapey lines" and domestic abuse red flag language.

Thank you for your service Michael Mora!

(Both to our country and of course watching this shit for wonkette!)

Martha Howell's avatar

Exactly what kind of qualifications or mandate does CBP/ICE have for investigationg SNAP fraud? These yahoo only have one skill: Raining terror on brown people and Constitutionalists who object. They had a guy who was investigating fraud, and he quit because he wasn't willing to try to gin up fake charges against Renee Goode's wife, since "Didn't bow deeply enough to my gunned up magnificence" is not yet an official federal crime.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

I'm sorry, his name is HOMAN? Was Hugh Mann too obvious? This is a lizard person.

tehbaddr's avatar

"HOMAN: President Trump has already found 145,000 children. In Minnesota alone"

Oh Fucking Christ on a pogo stick!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That's 33 1/3% of the city's population.

It must be some kind of record.

Erisian's avatar

"Homan is wise to have shifted blame to Todd “I transferred Ghislane Maxwell to cushier accommodations” Blanche and Pam ”The Dow Is Over 50,000” Bondi."

Homan (bless his heart) tried to shift blame to AG Birkenau Barbie and Blanche, but Homan has the same credibility as the rest of the assholes serving in the current regime. No matter what he says or does he still is on the hook for the same illegal, unconstitutional, and illiberal actions taken by the ICEholes. As the Border Czar he has considerable input on immigration enforcement, therefore he has a good amount of the blame (and opprobrium) for what's going down in Minneapolis and everywhere else the ICEholes are overly active.

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"That would be something she'd [DHS' Birkenau Barbie] have to answer."

Yeah, right, her answers would be no different than any other MAGAdroid asshole's: screaming, misdirecting, and insulting those who dare question her activities -- in general, just being childish.

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"I don't like the masks either, but because threats against ICE officers, you know, are up over 1500 percent, actual assaults, and threats are up over 8000 percent, these men and women have to protect themselves."

This begs the usual response: prior to the Fulvous Fuckwad's coronation ICE didn't need masks for self-protection. The agents might not have been one of the people's favorites but they were following the laws and not doing everything they can to violate the civil and human rights of immigrants (documented or undocumented) and citizens (both native born and nationalized). One of the basic rules of Karma is violence begets violence; they wouldn't experience hazards to themselves and their families if they weren't abusive, dangerous, and threatening families in the first place.

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"DOJ interpret that law saying in certain — in certain circumstances"

There is no interpretation needed by the DOJ, the law is the law, and claiming otherwise is unmitigated bovine scat. Interpreting is the responsibility of an ***independent*** Judiciary and not some incompetent, unqualified asshole leading a weaponized DOJ answering to a corrupt and vindictive POTUS instead of the People. Plus, US laws are very specific as to the difference between an administrative warrant and a judicial one. (see: https://www.aclusc.org/immigration-enforcement-administrative-vs-judicial-warrants/)

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"They ought to be saying “thank you.”"

Just like a wannabe frat rat on the receiving end of a paddle, like Chip Diller from "Animal House," "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"

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