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Tessie's avatar

Okay, you guyzes -- who's the wise-acre who put a suit and tie on a canned ham?

eddi-SABH's avatar

Another Trumpeteer snowflake with no idea why people act so negative around him.

Tessie's avatar

Have none of those people ever heard of the Tolerance Paradox?

Look, Mr. Potato Head, pick a lane. You can head up the Gestapo, OR you can play the victim, but you can't do both.

If you sincerely believe something, at least have the courage to stand by your beliefs. Stop insisting on the kind of inclusiveness that you hate and battle against when literally any other group does it. Stop complaining because your words and actions got the negative response *that they were DESIGNED TO PRODUCE*. Stop whining because your unpopular opinions are unpopular.

Tessie's avatar

He thinks that's bad? Wait till he tries to go to a Starbucks in New Jersey.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SouthJersey/comments/1v1bgx6/ice_agents_get_called_out_in_mount_laurel/

Tessie's avatar

"IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, WE WILL SLAUGHTER ALL OF YOU IN A BLOODBATH! And also, can I have a milky pwease uwu?"

Tessie's avatar

"I can’t even go get a quart of milk at a grocery store without a security detail."

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You got $50,000 handed to you, asshole. Unlock the treasure chest and order Door Dash.

amdancks's avatar

I'll say it again, and I'll wear the t-shirt that says it, too:

I AM ANTIFA !

Because "Antifa" means "anti-fascist", you language-debasing, word-stealing mother fuckers, and I will not -- NOT! -- let you deprive me of the term that distances me from your authoritarian corruption of law, decency and human kindness.

I AM ANTIFA !

Prosecute that, you assholes.

Stulexington's avatar

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

Terence Dougherty's avatar

Sure it’s been said, but they don’t hang their hearts because they don’t have them. Nobody with any emotion beside blind rage could do what they do. Black shirts.

Sgt JMK's avatar

Funny thing is that fascist MAGA dudes like this all seem to be too afraid to go to the grocery store without a concealed weapon anyway, so Tom's whine isn't very convincing.

You know if he ever went to pick up a quart of milk (unlikely), he'd be packing anyway.

Corrupt murder-excusing POS that he is.

goCatgo's avatar

I can see that. You first quickly try to land before the artillery gets your range. Then

try to stay under mg fire coming from 9, 12 and 3 o'clock positions. Find a crevice and cover the sappers. Poor bastards. After it blows, rush thru before the mgs can move in.

Fire at anything that moves. Watch for grenades landing close by. Ours, theirs, yours.

Wait! That's not the grocery store parking lot. That was Omaha Beach.

Silly me! My mistake! 😁 And buy a whole gallon of milk, you got kids.

Karen Krebser's avatar

I submit that Homan is not at all like a lovely heffalump, even a slow-witted one, which there aren't any because heffalumps are awesome, but he is rather much more like some rough beast slouching toward Bethlehem to be born or whatever.

Lizbeth Maher's avatar

Congress needs to look into the fact Tom Homan is using federal agents to act as bodyguards while he performs personal business. What is that costing the taxpayers? Who does he think he is, Kristi Noem?

T L Mills's avatar

At first I read the bit about Homan lumbering to the local Wegmans and back as "subhuman oaf" which I thought was a fair assessment. Then I re-read it as suburban oaf. Nope. Subhuman--or even subhumanoid--is much more accurate. Homan is an ass just like every other member of this regime from hell.

Dianne's avatar

FUCK ELMER FUDD

goCatgo's avatar

OT: Everybody and their dog on Wall St are happy, happy, happy, cause everything is up.

Including oil and Treasury yields. But hey, nobody's perfect.

Higher oil means inflation has not abated, with no end of war in sight, most likely will continue up.

At least that's what the Bond Market thinks. Yields at 2 month highs. Only a matter of time

rates go up on credit cards, mortgages, any and all borrowed munies. Then the inevitable, the

Fed to raise their rates. To push it all down. Makes no sense, huh ? Nope.

Then Recession, Unemployment, Disease, Destruction, and Death the Four Horseman.

Yeah, I know that's Five. But it's Inflation ! So one more. I kid. I hope.

Terence Dougherty's avatar

Otherwise known as the repeating republican reflexive redistribution.