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innocentbystander's avatar

"assault by vehicles are sky high...

by ICE, yes

"There have been a lot of shootings...

Ditto

"I’m scared to death...

Flip that for real. ("I'm scaring people to death.")

"...I’ll be handing another folded flag to a spouse or a child

Yeah. remind me when you did that the first time...

WeaverSix's avatar

"Bulbous-headed poop oaf...."

"This beady-eyed idiot, this towering pile of empty-headed twattery, this homunculus who looks like a bleached Shrek...."

Oh yeah -- that's the good stuff!

Judi Lakin's avatar

Most people just want Ice to train these agents to follow good policing practices and not shoot into cars! They are so desperate to fill the unrealistic quotas that they have gone after anyone who looks Hispanic and certainly not just the “worst of the worst”.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Tom looks pleased.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Tom “Cold Hard Cash” Homan is just being public servicey. Don’t make the nice agents hit you. Why would you do that?

Goonemeritus's avatar

I'm sure Obama was murdering everyone too.

Mavenmaven's avatar

"how do you expect us to achieve our divine destiny of an all white republic without our killing a few innocent people? Besides, terrorizing defenseless unarmed people is FUN"

Parakeetist's avatar

I'm really starting to understand why the Black Panthers carried guns

Cincinnatus's avatar

NPR Morning Edition, this a.m.: "The ACLU looked at 1,200 incidents involving ICE officers or law enforcement working with ICE across eight states. The report covers the time from when Trump took office until the end of last year. And these were things that showed up in news coverage, press releases, reports from community groups, things like that. The ACLU gathered all those accounts and then recorded the details of how that enforcement went down. And ultimately, what they found is that ICE resorting to force is not rare. Nearly a third of all the immigration enforcement incidents they studied involved the use of force or the threat of force against someone."

Rebel's avatar

A piece of shit corrupt evil bag of fat who is a violent dangerous person. He spits at the rule of law and the Constitution! Retribution will be made you POS. We won’t forget you and the law will make you pay for these murders. T and prayers.

Assigned Cute at Birth's avatar

Marble mouthed, bribe accepting waste of human skin.

Bupkus231's avatar

The fact that all these Republican assholes, within the administration or without. will only talk to right wing propaganda pushers ( like Ingraham ) is disqualifying in itself, let alone the lies and evasions that they try to spin. I don't know if they can find any journalists who will quiz them like Jon Ossoff was doing to Jay Clayton, but there are some who aren't just simpering sycophants allowing these figures to say whatever the fuck they want to without pushing back. YTom Homan needs to have his words force-fed back to him ( preferably through a feeding tube that he cannot avoid ), and held to his own petard to be hoisted on.

[ yeah, I know I mix a whole bunch of metaphors there, but fuck it ]

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Shut your piehole, Homan. You took 50k cash in a paper bag and got caught in a sting operation. You're a goddamm criminal!

blueicebank's avatar

Tonight Donnie is expected to give the following lecture to the nation, or whoever drew the short straw to listen:

"Hey, POTUS here at the Vegas stage of his career. The 2020 election was stolen. Mail fraud all over the place. I don't know why you people even bother to vote. I've restored all of DC's important buildings and fountains, except the ones for the coloreds. Reds, that's communist. Did you know that? All the Dumbocrats are Reds. Anyway, I've signed so many peace treaties people are calling me the Prince of Peace. I have a Nobel Peace Prize. So I'm ordering the Secret Service to station snipers around the Reflecting Pool and shoot anyone who looks at it."

Stephen St John's avatar

HOMAN was scared to death?! Oh, please!