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They'll put in an addition for extra hate storage.

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There's no room for your hate in the America First movement.If there is no room, it is because Tramp n Tomi have already bogarted that joint.

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The 94 dead (so far) must be feeling especially free right now.

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Best line!

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Zero impulse control. That's what makes her so amusing to watch.

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"Hatey miles an hour." *chef's kiss*

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Some of us were expecting it. We're not happy to have been right.

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'Honey, can we have sex tonight? It's been four weeks.''Sure.''... never mind.'

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I stopped finding her funny years ago, but you do you.

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Aleph-0 is the infinity of countable numbers, e.g. the integers. Aleph-1 is the uncountable--e.g. the real numbers. Beyond that, the meaning of the cardinalities becomes a bit murkier. And remember, Cantor died in a madhouse.

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My girlfriend and I went to see Black Widow on Friday. It was 2:30 and there was almost no one there. I went to use the bathroom during the previews and there were no other women in the bathroom. I'm post-op, and haven't been harassed for using the bathroom in years. I was absolutely terrified, sat there a good five minutes afraid. Someone came in on my way out, I kept my eyes on the wall as I was washing my hands and got out as quick as I could.

Why was this such a terrifying experience? Apart from some specific traumatic experiences I had in 2014 and 2015 by cops and security guards who couldn't just leave me alone - namely at Union Station and the Whole Foods on P Street in Northwest DC, in addition to other traumatic experiences around the same time - it's the Republicans who have really done their absolute best to ensure that these experiences keep happening as often as possible. And Caitlyn has supported them the whole time, and still does! So naturally, "fuck her" has long been my position on her. And not just because of that, either.

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Just make sure your cunnilingus jokes are in good taste

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Yeah. It's Florida.....

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The only reason Terdi Lahgbolt is "twitter defending" Caitlin Jenner is that they share a "common enemy" -- Gavin Newsom.

That's it.

Though the guy insulting Jenner just happening to be black ALSO seems like it might factor into Tinkle Lorhap's reasoning for going after him -- on Twitter of course, which is all the most meaningful and super important words get posted.

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"Nasti Lahren"

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