Updated just now with a WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE SCOOP, we think. No, not a kitty litter scoop, pay attention. We think we found the source of Tuberville's furry-airline-panic, a zombie website for furry enthusiasts in the airline industry. It hasn't been updated since shortly after it went up in the summer of 2022. Refresh your browser if you don't see the update at the end of the story.
Dok, I think you missed this important quote from the link on their website, ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ ๐๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐น๐ ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐น๐ ๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ด๐๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ฆ๐ถ๐๐๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฒ๐๐:
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam elementum, nulla nec maximus cursus, lectus libero porta nisi, eget pellentesque massa velit at diam."
Besides the placeholder text, the article "12 TIPS FOR YOUR NEXT MEDICAL EXAM"
has the subhead, "Be proactive with your health and wellness. When on and off duty, remember: E-6-2-1." Apparently, e621 is a furry imageboard a la FurAffinity, and E621 is the EU food additive designation for MSG.
Also, the example name for the ID badges is Alfalfa Millefeuille. The given name is obviously derived from ALFA (Air Line Furries And Lambda Furries Association) but the surname seems to essentially be "1000 furries" if it's correct that the UK pronunciation is "fur-yuh." :D
There's a good chance this is a satire of ALPA, the Air Line Pilots Association. The reason I think so is the way they choose "air line" instead of "airline", which is a very ALPA thing for reasons that have never been explained to me.
It looks like a parody site: "a website and Twitter page in the parodied style of a particular large aviation union of which we have no affiliation."
I suppose it is suspicious in that to idiots like Tuberville all those pages in "Latin" with secret messages like "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" means they are the illuminati also too
From the Who are we, really section: "We are a group of people who are part of the furry community, many of which live and work in the lovely aviation industry. Our love of aviation materialized from various Telegram and Discord groups where we would chat, hang out, and support each other; to a website and Twitter page in the parodied style of a particular large aviation union of which we have no affiliation. Our site has absolutely no affiliation with any company or union, and our shared content and written views are our own. In a sense, this site and social media presence is merely a love-letter to our jobs, our industries, and the groups that work to keep us safe and keep us employed!"
Apparently it is hugely threatening to The Tuber. Of course, he's one of those macho guys who are terrified of practically everything. Mostly of women, of course.
Oh goody, and here I was afraid he wouldn't have a reputable source for his nonsense. The fucking New York Post, the only newspaper that is neck and neck with the National Enquirer for hard hitting investigative reporting, at least since Weekly World News disappeared up its own ass, which was inevitable.
The neoliberals running My Less and Less Fair City would denounce her for such wrongthink. I have it on good authority that talking about trees is usually cover for being antidevelopment. In fact, the city employee I was quoted as having told me that screamed at me in City Hall outside the Sullivan Chamber where a City Council meeting was happening for quoting him accurately.
So what I'm hearing is that our taxpayer monies are going to pay one of this idiot's staff minions to literally scour the internet for airline pilot furry groups.
Senator, if my pilot isn't yiffing in the cockpit, whether or not they yiff at all is frankly none of my business. And if they are, it's the mile-high club aspect of it that's more concerning.
I'm proposing a new Constitutional Amendment that all members of Congress must wear fursuits at all times while in the Capital building, or while appearing in a video meeting in the Capital building. Additionally, they must wear fursuits during all campaign events.
It would be easier and more effective to lock Tuberville up in an institution so that he leaves other people alone. He clearly exhibits anti-social behavior.
When I was a young child, I remember my grandmother (a psychiatrist) taking me to her workplace: an Alabama mental institution. It was an imposing building from the outside, and on the inside it was loud, chaotic, and smelled weird.
Nothing that I've ever heard or read about mental institutions, especially in the deep South, makes me think they deserve a comeback.
(My grandmother was a deeply empathetic and wonderful physician, and she was opposed to heavily medicating patients. As bad as Alabama's system might have been, she tried to make people better.)
Tuberville should be removed from the ballot. Allowing him to run is election fraud, seeing as he lives in Florida.
Sounds like Tommy is applying for a job at the FBI in this dumb fuck Tommy is talking about such things because heโs inexperienced not likely his dates donโt dress up as sheep. They are sheep or donkeysโฆ.
Tuberville shouldnโt be in the news heโs garbage quit covering him
OT: I strongly recommend The Stranger Times by CK McDonnell, particularly for the staff of Wonkette, for a most enjoyable jump into non-political journalism. The audiobook is fucking glorious.
Updated just now with a WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE SCOOP, we think. No, not a kitty litter scoop, pay attention. We think we found the source of Tuberville's furry-airline-panic, a zombie website for furry enthusiasts in the airline industry. It hasn't been updated since shortly after it went up in the summer of 2022. Refresh your browser if you don't see the update at the end of the story.
Dok, I think you missed this important quote from the link on their website, ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ ๐๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐น๐ ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐น๐ ๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ด๐๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ฆ๐ถ๐๐๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฒ๐๐:
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam elementum, nulla nec maximus cursus, lectus libero porta nisi, eget pellentesque massa velit at diam."
Besides the placeholder text, the article "12 TIPS FOR YOUR NEXT MEDICAL EXAM"
has the subhead, "Be proactive with your health and wellness. When on and off duty, remember: E-6-2-1." Apparently, e621 is a furry imageboard a la FurAffinity, and E621 is the EU food additive designation for MSG.
Also, the example name for the ID badges is Alfalfa Millefeuille. The given name is obviously derived from ALFA (Air Line Furries And Lambda Furries Association) but the surname seems to essentially be "1000 furries" if it's correct that the UK pronunciation is "fur-yuh." :D
Damn! I knew I should have taken Latin in high school. I bet that report's a ballbuster.
ILLUMINATI!!
33RD DEGREE FREEMASONRY.
Tommy Tupperware is smrt like that.
To be fair, his hair does look like a Tupperware lid.
Someone should try to burp his lid.
I now actually want a Wonkette-branded kitty litter scoop. Please advise the merch desk at Wonkette Conglomerated Industries.
What is this...actual JOURNALISM!?!?
What? You expect the MSM to do some actual research for their stories????
Best they can do is stealing it from here.
They would do well to steal from here.
Over at Common Dreams, op/ed writer Abby Zimet is a Wonkpal, and shows off a LOT of our influences.
And she quotes us now and then, which is always a help.
There's a good chance this is a satire of ALPA, the Air Line Pilots Association. The reason I think so is the way they choose "air line" instead of "airline", which is a very ALPA thing for reasons that have never been explained to me.
APA was already taken, so I kind of understand ALPA.
You can't spell "ALAPACA" without "ALPA"!
Alpaca??? OMG!
ALPO was right there!
Thankfully, ALDO Nova wasn't.
Life is just a fantasy, can you live this fantasy life?
It looks like a parody site: "a website and Twitter page in the parodied style of a particular large aviation union of which we have no affiliation."
I suppose it is suspicious in that to idiots like Tuberville all those pages in "Latin" with secret messages like "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" means they are the illuminati also too
Or it means that they are using nonsense placeholders in order to fill space or check out formatting.
yes, my joke was that they would not be aware of this and assume it was some secret society text
From the Who are we, really section: "We are a group of people who are part of the furry community, many of which live and work in the lovely aviation industry. Our love of aviation materialized from various Telegram and Discord groups where we would chat, hang out, and support each other; to a website and Twitter page in the parodied style of a particular large aviation union of which we have no affiliation. Our site has absolutely no affiliation with any company or union, and our shared content and written views are our own. In a sense, this site and social media presence is merely a love-letter to our jobs, our industries, and the groups that work to keep us safe and keep us employed!"
I see nothing threatening here.
Apparently it is hugely threatening to The Tuber. Of course, he's one of those macho guys who are terrified of practically everything. Mostly of women, of course.
Unless you took some hits to the head while playing football or being hit by a football player intent on catching the ball.
Oh goody, and here I was afraid he wouldn't have a reputable source for his nonsense. The fucking New York Post, the only newspaper that is neck and neck with the National Enquirer for hard hitting investigative reporting, at least since Weekly World News disappeared up its own ass, which was inevitable.
well that explains why i haven't been getting my issues of weekly world news.
George Wallace in Hell is shaking his head
Wallace at least repented.
Lurleen at least wanted some land conserved for parks in the state.
The neoliberals running My Less and Less Fair City would denounce her for such wrongthink. I have it on good authority that talking about trees is usually cover for being antidevelopment. In fact, the city employee I was quoted as having told me that screamed at me in City Hall outside the Sullivan Chamber where a City Council meeting was happening for quoting him accurately.
unrelatedโ it's still up.
https://platformer-lindsay-in-hell-c94911.pages.dev/
William Wallace, wherever he happens to be is holding his various body parts together.
FREEDOMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Marcellus Wallace ain't look like no bitch.
And he's pretty fucking far from OK.
Tossin' the old caber.
That's what she said although I didn't know what that meant at the time.
Pay attention? Hahaha. Dok, who do you think I am, Rain Man?
Uh oh! 10 minutes to Wapner!
<snort>
So what I'm hearing is that our taxpayer monies are going to pay one of this idiot's staff minions to literally scour the internet for airline pilot furry groups.
Good to know.
Especially since he was going to do it for free anyway.
His staff was doing the research. He was โreviewingโ the results in the privacy of his room.
And if the AI behind the search engine canโt find one, theyโll make one up.
Nor the A1. Even if it had a steak in the outcome.
Sweet gig, if you can find it.
Put me in, coach!
One finds it difficult to disagree with the posted material:
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam ut vehicula odio. Quisque elit nibh, venenatis vel feugiat non, faucibus id nulla."
https://airlinefurries.com/news/an-open-letter-to-all-airlines/
I qwerty uiop asdf ghjkl; zxcv bnm disagree.
OH MY GOD THEY'RE SUMMONING DEMONS
I believe that, much like the clowns, the demons are already here in DC.
They plagiarized my dissertation!
>>Curabitur nulla mi, ultricies non dictum dictum, venenatis iaculis est. <<
Go tell it on the mountain, my brother!
That always sounds better in the original Linear A.
Right. When I really want to nail an argument, I finish with โfaucibus id nulla.โ
Timor mortis conturbat me
(I did lol)
Senator, if my pilot isn't yiffing in the cockpit, whether or not they yiff at all is frankly none of my business. And if they are, it's the mile-high club aspect of it that's more concerning.
How about instead we force Tuberville to stop being paid by taxpayers
Know something even scarier? Thereโs a TON of us in healthcare and IT.
I'm proposing a new Constitutional Amendment that all members of Congress must wear fursuits at all times while in the Capital building, or while appearing in a video meeting in the Capital building. Additionally, they must wear fursuits during all campaign events.
It would be easier and more effective to lock Tuberville up in an institution so that he leaves other people alone. He clearly exhibits anti-social behavior.
"And the Animes. Get rid of them. They all have pointy ears."
When I was a young child, I remember my grandmother (a psychiatrist) taking me to her workplace: an Alabama mental institution. It was an imposing building from the outside, and on the inside it was loud, chaotic, and smelled weird.
Nothing that I've ever heard or read about mental institutions, especially in the deep South, makes me think they deserve a comeback.
(My grandmother was a deeply empathetic and wonderful physician, and she was opposed to heavily medicating patients. As bad as Alabama's system might have been, she tried to make people better.)
Tuberville should be removed from the ballot. Allowing him to run is election fraud, seeing as he lives in Florida.
"Son, your ego is writing checks your litterbox can't cash!"
What is really depressing to me is that this asshole will most likely win the election for governor of Alabama.
I wonder how big the step is from, "transgender's a mental illness, lock 'em up," to "liberalism's a mental illness, lock 'em up," in Tommy's world?
Tommy Tuberbrain, pride of Alabama
When he's Governor, people will open every door for him, which will at least cut down on the head injuries.
Iโm pretty sure Tommy Tuberville has overtaken Ron Johnson in the competition for Stupidest Man in the Senate.
Sounds like Tommy is applying for a job at the FBI in this dumb fuck Tommy is talking about such things because heโs inexperienced not likely his dates donโt dress up as sheep. They are sheep or donkeysโฆ.
Tuberville shouldnโt be in the news heโs garbage quit covering him
Weird there seems to be a conflation of trans with furry. I have a feeling these guys are thinking about these issues a WHOLE LOT.
OT: I strongly recommend The Stranger Times by CK McDonnell, particularly for the staff of Wonkette, for a most enjoyable jump into non-political journalism. The audiobook is fucking glorious.