Updated just now with a WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE SCOOP, we think. No, not a kitty litter scoop, pay attention. We think we found the source of Tuberville's furry-airline-panic, a zombie website for furry enthusiasts in the airline industry. It hasn't been updated since shortly after it went up in the summer of 2022. Refresh your browser if you don't see the update at the end of the story.
There's a good chance this is a satire of ALPA, the Air Line Pilots Association. The reason I think so is the way they choose "air line" instead of "airline", which is a very ALPA thing for reasons that have never been explained to me.
It looks like a parody site: "a website and Twitter page in the parodied style of a particular large aviation union of which we have no affiliation."
I suppose it is suspicious in that to idiots like Tuberville all those pages in "Latin" with secret messages like "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" means they are the illuminati also too
From the Who are we, really section: "We are a group of people who are part of the furry community, many of which live and work in the lovely aviation industry. Our love of aviation materialized from various Telegram and Discord groups where we would chat, hang out, and support each other; to a website and Twitter page in the parodied style of a particular large aviation union of which we have no affiliation. Our site has absolutely no affiliation with any company or union, and our shared content and written views are our own. In a sense, this site and social media presence is merely a love-letter to our jobs, our industries, and the groups that work to keep us safe and keep us employed!"
Oh goody, and here I was afraid he wouldn't have a reputable source for his nonsense. The fucking New York Post, the only newspaper that is neck and neck with the National Enquirer for hard hitting investigative reporting, at least since Weekly World News disappeared into bankruptcy.
So what I'm hearing is that our taxpayer monies are going to pay one of this idiot's staff minions to literally scour the internet for airline pilot furry groups.
Pretty sure Tommy Tuber-ville is just pissed because he couldn't find a skunk costume --he's continuing to appear in public in his true identity: Mr. Potato...he tries so hard to enter the animal kingdom...he just can't manage it...he has eyes but no brain.
I know they say "In politics if you're explaining your losing" but Dems are going to have to find a way to talk about gender bigotry, Harris dodged it mostly and Talarico is featured on oppo campaign ads saying "we have to defend trans kids in Texas every day". Now, it may backfire in Talarico's case, because when I hear that I think "right on" but the chuds that foisted this loser administration on us need to be educated against their will that trans rights are human rights. I'd start with intersex humans, they exist, in the bigot's paradise they do not, are they doubting god's creations?
From my limited perspective, I think Dems should say they support defending ALL kids. And allowing ALL people to get ALL healthcare.
And when the hateful bigoted chuds say, "What about trans kids? What about abortion?" Then you say, "I said ALL. I didn't mumble. What part of ALL got past ya' there, sport? And yeah, that includes YOUR boner pills. YOUR daughter who got "in trouble"."
I'm not looking for a fight here; that's just how I see it.
And what about your fetishes, Coach? I bet you spent a lot of time in the Locker room showers slapping those soapy naked behinds with a towel or, maybe, your hand?
Why does stupid ALWAYS pair up with hateful bigotry? It never fails--where there is one trait, there is nearly always the other. Usually not quite as obvious as with incredibly dumb and hateful Tuberbrain, but almost always there somewhere. Judas H Priest, Tommy...that is really, really a big stretch just to rile up some crackers and rubes. Why doesn't he try actually living in the state in which he's running for Guvnah and see if that doesn't make people like him a little bit better? What a maroon. (in a Mel Blanc kind of voice)
It made more sense when Bill Murray said it in "Where the Buffalo Roam":
Yes sir, thank you sir. I played in college, and they're gonna get your daughter too sir. I've heard their rallies, they like Julie but Tricia... and they really hate you sir. You know that one and a half of the State Senate of Utah are screwheads. You know I was never really frightened by the bopheads and the potheads with their silliness never really frightened me either, but these goddam screwheads, they terrify me. And the poor doomed, the young, and the silly, the honest, the weak, the Italians ... they're doomed, they're lost, they're helpless, they're somebody else's meal, they're like pigs in the wilderness.
I hate to OT on this, but the campus rape cover-ups have GOT to stop. Entire article below, and apologies but it's locked for subscribers only.
>>LSU ruled a football player raped a student in Title IX hearing, then reduced his punishment<<
An LSU administrative process found a football player responsible for the rape of a student but reduced his punishment on appeal, determining in part that no “force” or “malice” was involved and the athlete showed “an error in judgment,” documents show.
Documents from the Title IX hearing process, obtained by The Advocate, shed new light on allegations the student made public in a TikTok video posted earlier this month. In the video, the student said she is now pursuing criminal charges against the player and feels the university let her down.
On Tuesday, East Baton Rouge Parish District Attorney Hillar Moore said his office was opening an investigation into the rape allegation, saying a criminal complaint was filed.
LSU issued a statement saying the university correctly followed the administrative process in handling the matter and is cooperating with the criminal investigation.
Documents show the incident occurred Oct. 18, 2025, and the LSU Office of Civil Rights and Title IX received an incident report Dec. 9. The civil rights office handles allegations of sexual misconduct among students through an administrative process.
The football player called LSU police the day of the incident, saying he had a sexual encounter with the student and that she was messaging him, claiming he raped her and threatening suicide, according to an incident report filed by a university police officer. LSU police met with her and took her to the hospital, where a sexual assault kit was completed, the report says.
During interviews with university Title IX investigators, the student and player provided conflicting information on what happened. Both said there was some consensual sexual activity, an LSU hearing panel found.
But the student said she never agreed to it proceeding to intercourse, the panel’s report said. The player said that he stopped after she told him to, the panel reported.
The panel determined the player was responsible for forcible rape of the student because the incident between the two went from consensual to nonconsensual. He did not ask for consent before intercourse and did not stop when he later asked and she was silent, the panel found.
The panel decided he should be suspended until May 31, 2027, the documents show. He would not be allowed on university property unless given prior approval. He also would be re-admitted only if he met counseling and other requirements, and the suspension would be recorded on his academic transcript.
The player appealed, noting the timing of the Title IX complaint, saying he should have been represented by an advisor earlier in the process and mentioning $1,000 received by the student from his family, among other issues.
In her TikTok video, the student said soon after the incident, the player’s mother asked her not to file a criminal complaint and ruin his career. The student said she accepted $1,000 from the player’s family early on, and filed a criminal complaint after learning he was back on campus.
The administrative law judge reviewing the appeal rejected the player’s arguments and upheld the prior decision on forcible rape. But the review judge changed the punishment from a two-semester suspension to four semesters of probation, the records show.
The original punishment was deemed too harsh, partly because while the athlete’s actions were nonconsensual, they did not “exhibit a deliberate disregard for complainant’s dignity and autonomy but was instead an error in judgment.”
In a statement after Moore announced the opening of a criminal investigation, LSU said the university had “properly followed its Title IX policies and processes to a conclusion.”
“Let me assure everyone that this incident has been handled professionally and that LSU has strictly followed our policies, procedures and best practices, including the Title IX process, to guide our actions to date,” LSU President Wade Rousse said in a statement. “Now that a criminal complaint has been filed, our role is to continue cooperating with our law enforcement partners as they work through their investigatory process.”
Moore said he has requested all reports, interviews, evidence and other records from LSU, the LSU Police Department, the Baton Rouge Police Department, the East Baton Rouge Parish Coroner’s Office and other agencies.
OFFS. This shit has been OLD, OLD, OLD for over a century that I know of for sure. It went on at the tiny state college I attended in the early '80s. I knew of one case where the person who was harmed called the real cops, and got in trouble because one of the clauses in the dormitory contract was that they would call the campus cops not the real cops.
Young adults are prone to this kind of thing, for whatever reason we don't have to argue about now; this happens A LOT.
When campus Administrators try to hide the truth for the perceived good of the institution, they compound criminal behavior, it's as simple as that.
Hey, LSU President Wade Rousse; Nobody gives a shit that you claim you followed your policy.
You aided and abetted rape, is what you did. And now you're going to hide behind that and not talk. Didn't ever occur to you to do what decent people would consider to be "The Right Thing," did it. That's what you consider "professional," huh. Thanks for letting us know.
***“It is in the best interests of our country to bring back mental institutions as a normal part of our society."***
Yeah, the problem with America is that we don't have enough people held in institutions against their will. If punitive treatment solved anything, Tommy, we'd be that fucking city on a hill all you freaking fundies are always going on about. Hey wait -- you were an Auburn Tiger a few years ago, right? Hmmm.
Updated just now with a WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE SCOOP, we think. No, not a kitty litter scoop, pay attention. We think we found the source of Tuberville's furry-airline-panic, a zombie website for furry enthusiasts in the airline industry. It hasn't been updated since shortly after it went up in the summer of 2022. Refresh your browser if you don't see the update at the end of the story.
Tommy Tupperware is smrt like that.
I now actually want a Wonkette-branded kitty litter scoop. Please advise the merch desk at Wonkette Conglomerated Industries.
What is this...actual JOURNALISM!?!?
What? You expect the MSM to do some actual research for their stories????
Best they can do is stealing it from here.
There's a good chance this is a satire of ALPA, the Air Line Pilots Association. The reason I think so is the way they choose "air line" instead of "airline", which is a very ALPA thing for reasons that have never been explained to me.
You can't spell "ALAPACA" without "ALPA"!
ALPO was right there!
Thankfully, ALDO Nova wasn't.
Life is just a fantasy, can you live this fantasy life?
It looks like a parody site: "a website and Twitter page in the parodied style of a particular large aviation union of which we have no affiliation."
I suppose it is suspicious in that to idiots like Tuberville all those pages in "Latin" with secret messages like "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" means they are the illuminati also too
From the Who are we, really section: "We are a group of people who are part of the furry community, many of which live and work in the lovely aviation industry. Our love of aviation materialized from various Telegram and Discord groups where we would chat, hang out, and support each other; to a website and Twitter page in the parodied style of a particular large aviation union of which we have no affiliation. Our site has absolutely no affiliation with any company or union, and our shared content and written views are our own. In a sense, this site and social media presence is merely a love-letter to our jobs, our industries, and the groups that work to keep us safe and keep us employed!"
I see nothing threatening here.
Unless you took some hits to the head while playing football or being hit by a football player intent on catching the ball.
Oh goody, and here I was afraid he wouldn't have a reputable source for his nonsense. The fucking New York Post, the only newspaper that is neck and neck with the National Enquirer for hard hitting investigative reporting, at least since Weekly World News disappeared into bankruptcy.
well that explains why i haven't been getting my issues of weekly world news.
George Wallace in Hell is shaking his head
unrelated— it's still up.
https://platformer-lindsay-in-hell-c94911.pages.dev/
William Wallace, wherever he happens to be is holding his various body parts together.
FREEDOMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Marcellus Wallace ain't look like no bitch.
And he's pretty fucking far from OK.
Tossin' the old caber.
That's what she said although I didn't know what that meant at the time.
Pay attention? Hahaha. Dok, who do you think I am, Rain Man?
Uh oh! 10 minutes to Wapner!
<snort>
So what I'm hearing is that our taxpayer monies are going to pay one of this idiot's staff minions to literally scour the internet for airline pilot furry groups.
Good to know.
Especially since he was going to do it for free anyway.
His staff was doing the research. He was “reviewing” the results in the privacy of his room.
And if the AI behind the search engine can’t find one, they’ll make one up.
Nor the A1. Even if it had a steak in the outcome.
Sweet gig, if you can find it.
Put me in, coach!
One finds it difficult to disagree with the posted material:
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam ut vehicula odio. Quisque elit nibh, venenatis vel feugiat non, faucibus id nulla."
https://airlinefurries.com/news/an-open-letter-to-all-airlines/
>>Curabitur nulla mi, ultricies non dictum dictum, venenatis iaculis est. <<
Go tell it on the mountain, my brother!
That always sounds better in the original Linear A.
Right. When I really want to nail an argument, I finish with “faucibus id nulla.”
Timor mortis conturbat me
(I did lol)
Pretty sure Tommy Tuber-ville is just pissed because he couldn't find a skunk costume --he's continuing to appear in public in his true identity: Mr. Potato...he tries so hard to enter the animal kingdom...he just can't manage it...he has eyes but no brain.
“Transgenderism is a mental disease”
If that's true, then what is Conservatism?
Tommy "coach" Tatertown has had too many TBI's.
I hate that fucker, not least because he's a football coach.
I know they say "In politics if you're explaining your losing" but Dems are going to have to find a way to talk about gender bigotry, Harris dodged it mostly and Talarico is featured on oppo campaign ads saying "we have to defend trans kids in Texas every day". Now, it may backfire in Talarico's case, because when I hear that I think "right on" but the chuds that foisted this loser administration on us need to be educated against their will that trans rights are human rights. I'd start with intersex humans, they exist, in the bigot's paradise they do not, are they doubting god's creations?
People disagree with me and may be correct.
From my limited perspective, I think Dems should say they support defending ALL kids. And allowing ALL people to get ALL healthcare.
And when the hateful bigoted chuds say, "What about trans kids? What about abortion?" Then you say, "I said ALL. I didn't mumble. What part of ALL got past ya' there, sport? And yeah, that includes YOUR boner pills. YOUR daughter who got "in trouble"."
I'm not looking for a fight here; that's just how I see it.
This. But throw in "American" after "All". ALL AMERICAN kids...Make them have to spell out why they want to screw over Americans
ALL KIDS MATTER!
A fox can’t fly. A fox can’t fly!!!
A flying fox can. Besides, it's a red wolf, according to reddit.
All of my furry pilots have been owls.
FURRYS IN DISARRAY!
Screams the jackass with the cartoon name.
ok comrades! what have YOU done to help destroy christians and bring about the destruction of america?
...woman designated a communist with a small "C" slinks into the shadows.
And what about your fetishes, Coach? I bet you spent a lot of time in the Locker room showers slapping those soapy naked behinds with a towel or, maybe, your hand?
Why does stupid ALWAYS pair up with hateful bigotry? It never fails--where there is one trait, there is nearly always the other. Usually not quite as obvious as with incredibly dumb and hateful Tuberbrain, but almost always there somewhere. Judas H Priest, Tommy...that is really, really a big stretch just to rile up some crackers and rubes. Why doesn't he try actually living in the state in which he's running for Guvnah and see if that doesn't make people like him a little bit better? What a maroon. (in a Mel Blanc kind of voice)
It made more sense when Bill Murray said it in "Where the Buffalo Roam":
Yes sir, thank you sir. I played in college, and they're gonna get your daughter too sir. I've heard their rallies, they like Julie but Tricia... and they really hate you sir. You know that one and a half of the State Senate of Utah are screwheads. You know I was never really frightened by the bopheads and the potheads with their silliness never really frightened me either, but these goddam screwheads, they terrify me. And the poor doomed, the young, and the silly, the honest, the weak, the Italians ... they're doomed, they're lost, they're helpless, they're somebody else's meal, they're like pigs in the wilderness.
I hate to OT on this, but the campus rape cover-ups have GOT to stop. Entire article below, and apologies but it's locked for subscribers only.
>>LSU ruled a football player raped a student in Title IX hearing, then reduced his punishment<<
An LSU administrative process found a football player responsible for the rape of a student but reduced his punishment on appeal, determining in part that no “force” or “malice” was involved and the athlete showed “an error in judgment,” documents show.
Documents from the Title IX hearing process, obtained by The Advocate, shed new light on allegations the student made public in a TikTok video posted earlier this month. In the video, the student said she is now pursuing criminal charges against the player and feels the university let her down.
On Tuesday, East Baton Rouge Parish District Attorney Hillar Moore said his office was opening an investigation into the rape allegation, saying a criminal complaint was filed.
LSU issued a statement saying the university correctly followed the administrative process in handling the matter and is cooperating with the criminal investigation.
Documents show the incident occurred Oct. 18, 2025, and the LSU Office of Civil Rights and Title IX received an incident report Dec. 9. The civil rights office handles allegations of sexual misconduct among students through an administrative process.
The football player called LSU police the day of the incident, saying he had a sexual encounter with the student and that she was messaging him, claiming he raped her and threatening suicide, according to an incident report filed by a university police officer. LSU police met with her and took her to the hospital, where a sexual assault kit was completed, the report says.
During interviews with university Title IX investigators, the student and player provided conflicting information on what happened. Both said there was some consensual sexual activity, an LSU hearing panel found.
But the student said she never agreed to it proceeding to intercourse, the panel’s report said. The player said that he stopped after she told him to, the panel reported.
The panel determined the player was responsible for forcible rape of the student because the incident between the two went from consensual to nonconsensual. He did not ask for consent before intercourse and did not stop when he later asked and she was silent, the panel found.
The panel decided he should be suspended until May 31, 2027, the documents show. He would not be allowed on university property unless given prior approval. He also would be re-admitted only if he met counseling and other requirements, and the suspension would be recorded on his academic transcript.
The player appealed, noting the timing of the Title IX complaint, saying he should have been represented by an advisor earlier in the process and mentioning $1,000 received by the student from his family, among other issues.
In her TikTok video, the student said soon after the incident, the player’s mother asked her not to file a criminal complaint and ruin his career. The student said she accepted $1,000 from the player’s family early on, and filed a criminal complaint after learning he was back on campus.
The administrative law judge reviewing the appeal rejected the player’s arguments and upheld the prior decision on forcible rape. But the review judge changed the punishment from a two-semester suspension to four semesters of probation, the records show.
The original punishment was deemed too harsh, partly because while the athlete’s actions were nonconsensual, they did not “exhibit a deliberate disregard for complainant’s dignity and autonomy but was instead an error in judgment.”
In a statement after Moore announced the opening of a criminal investigation, LSU said the university had “properly followed its Title IX policies and processes to a conclusion.”
“Let me assure everyone that this incident has been handled professionally and that LSU has strictly followed our policies, procedures and best practices, including the Title IX process, to guide our actions to date,” LSU President Wade Rousse said in a statement. “Now that a criminal complaint has been filed, our role is to continue cooperating with our law enforcement partners as they work through their investigatory process.”
Moore said he has requested all reports, interviews, evidence and other records from LSU, the LSU Police Department, the Baton Rouge Police Department, the East Baton Rouge Parish Coroner’s Office and other agencies.
👿🤬
OFFS. This shit has been OLD, OLD, OLD for over a century that I know of for sure. It went on at the tiny state college I attended in the early '80s. I knew of one case where the person who was harmed called the real cops, and got in trouble because one of the clauses in the dormitory contract was that they would call the campus cops not the real cops.
Young adults are prone to this kind of thing, for whatever reason we don't have to argue about now; this happens A LOT.
When campus Administrators try to hide the truth for the perceived good of the institution, they compound criminal behavior, it's as simple as that.
Hey, LSU President Wade Rousse; Nobody gives a shit that you claim you followed your policy.
You aided and abetted rape, is what you did. And now you're going to hide behind that and not talk. Didn't ever occur to you to do what decent people would consider to be "The Right Thing," did it. That's what you consider "professional," huh. Thanks for letting us know.
How is rape NOT a deliberate disregard for someone’s dignity and autonomy?
***“It is in the best interests of our country to bring back mental institutions as a normal part of our society."***
Yeah, the problem with America is that we don't have enough people held in institutions against their will. If punitive treatment solved anything, Tommy, we'd be that fucking city on a hill all you freaking fundies are always going on about. Hey wait -- you were an Auburn Tiger a few years ago, right? Hmmm.
OT: While we wait for a new thread, Krystyn Sinema’s downward spiral continues:
https://www.azfamily.com/2026/09/23/kyrsten-sinemas-ex-bodyguard-accused-causing-200k-damage-her-cave-creek-home/
I was under the impression she was gay?
As I recall, she was bisexual when she was in the AZ legislature.
I know the type. They’ll fuck anything that pays attention to them. It’s pathological.
I was reading some of that. There is some very psychotic shit in there. Like Nancy Mace: I hope those two get the help they so desperately need.
To paraphrase Captain Kirk, "yes, I'm impressed, senator. Just not the way you think."
🎶
𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠
𝐷𝑦𝑘𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠, 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦?
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