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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

They don't want to have to turn themselves in.

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uptotheeyeballs's avatar

The Washington Examiner is owned by the fascist billionaire Philip Anschutz, who also owns Neil Gorsuch and a fairly hefty chunk of Donald. Whatever is Anschutz up to here? This reeks of billionaire back room games.

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carovee's avatar

1999? It seems remarkable that the athlete in question pled guilty, which kind of makes me suspect there was a little more to it than "she looked 18".

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Dana Changing's avatar

LOL seeing that flaming bus makes my heart so glad.

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kermit's avatar

I seem to recall that in Heinlein's Revolt in 2100, the protagonist's faith started to waver when he realized that he wasn't being promoted as a priest because he hadn't done anything he could be blackmailed for. The church wanted people they could control.

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kermit's avatar

When I lived briefly in South Carolina in the 1980s they had literal Jesus football billboards, in which the Son of God [heavenly choir here] endorsed the local high school football team. I'm guessing those have not gone away, although they may be digitized somehow.

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kermit's avatar

About 1965 I was sitting in the Youth Group (Sunday School for adolescents) in my Southern Baptist church. The Youth Group leader, the minister's son-in-law, explained why proper behavior on a date was important. "I'd go as far as a girl would let me, on a date. But I wouldn't marry her afterward, because she wouldn't be pure."

Now, I was a 13 year-old male piglet in the Before Times, but that was so patently unfair* that I got up and walked out, and never went back, no matter how much my parents threatened me. They did allow me instead to sit in on the adult "bible studies" that happened at the same time**.

* I didn't think that making your girlfriend lose at tennis was very manly, either.** I went to Youth Group, Church, Evening Church Services, and Wednesday Night Prayer Meetin'. Not by choice.

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President Joe! SAY IT!'s avatar

guys, lighting your farts with a blow torch does not work!

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Heat Miser's avatar

In NY they usually wouldnt plea down for just that reason, they wanted em all on the sex offender registry.

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Heat Miser's avatar

bingo

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Heat Miser's avatar

what about the racist trope of black men not having fathers? every black man i know has a father. statistics show they are more involved with thier kids than white fathers who are not in the home

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richardgrabman's avatar

Where there is money, there is crime.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

I'm fucking loving the irony of that bus fire.

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mailman27's avatar

There is something enormously satisfying there.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

helped mold the character of thousands of players, many of whom had not had the benefit of a father or positive male role model in their lives.

They're talking about the Black athletes, aren't they?

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mailman27's avatar

Anschluss??

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