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When’s he going to announce his 2024 bid for the Republican presidential nomination?

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Good god, it’s a standard Republican response to questions they don’t want to answer to just say they aren’t aware of it and can’t yet comment. Tuberville still fucks it up by adding his own spin! Lol!

Maybe he’s just too busy wondering just how bad it’s going to be for him when it’s clarified in the impeachment proceedings that he was part of the pre-insurrection planning meeting at Trump Tower? The standards are slipping and Republicans can’t seem to find people capable of basic multitasking. Plan crime while avoiding public attention for it. Watch crime occur while avoiding being actively called by fellow criminals for success updates while in front of colleagues. Avoid drawing further attention by saying stupid shit while attempting to remain silent about prior criminal act that’s about to drop on your head.

Did he ever play football or just coach? I figured he would be better at dancing than this.

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Ok, honestly? I'm from Alabama & currently live in Georgia and it *absolutely* has been too cold for closely following along with current events.

Upper-middle class people from the South are delicate flowers. If it's too cold or too hot, we're basically useless. Which is unfortunate, given how often it's too damn cold or too damn hot around here.

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Gooberville can’t fart and chew gum at the same time.

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Tubberville loses brain cells every time he takes a RoJo and wipes his Blackburn.

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It’s all an act. He made a wager with Trump as to how dumb a politician would have to sound and still get elected.

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I wish mocking him would make a difference with Alabama voters.

He has this job as long as he wants, unless he does something unforgivable, like saying VP Harris is doing a good job.

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Yeeeeaaaahhhh. Totally!

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Senator Tooberville?

Tubberville. It's pronounced Tubberville.

You're putting me on!

No.

Do you also say "Toomy?"

https://youtu.be/nxxSIX3fmmo

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Blow a whistle and throw a hanky on the ground and he'll be distracted for hours.

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LMAO..... this title. I am DEAD.

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General William T. Sherman was the first president of LSU.... fun fact.

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I know people I've never seen wear a coat. They just tough it out for a few weeks until it's hot again.

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And claims that it's work.

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Football players are stupid, pretty much.

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football and the resulting brain injuries can explain many male trumpers. I can't even imagine what happened to the female trumpers to break their brains

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